Announcing the winners of the 1st Right Place Photo Caption Contest of Season Two!
Thank you to one and all who participated!
Presenting the top 20 captions for this picture from AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite via Yahoo!
-- GINSBURG: "Is that a Coke can in your pocket, Thomas, or are you just happy to see me?"
-- Well, there goes the liberal neighborhood!
-- GINSBURG: "Sheesh! Without O'Connor, it's a real sausage-fest here."
-- After almost falling asleep listening to Cindy Sheehan's "Bush Killed My Son" story for the 26th time, Judge Thomas had to resort to smacking himself to stay awake.
GOP and College
-- THOMAS: "Gee, that new razor does give me a closer shave."
-- Sitting through yet another Florida timeshare presentation, the justices mark time until they can ride Pirates of the Carribbean at Disney World.
-- THOMAS (thinking): "Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue."
-- No one on the court enjoyed being equated with Diana Ross.
-- THOMAS: "I hate sitting next to Stevens and Ginsburg. It's like I'm in a frakkin' John Carpenter movie between the zombie and the chick whose brains he just ate."
V the K
-- Justice Thomas to himself: "Lordy, I hope that is Stevens' hand I'm feeling."
#10: "Looks like we have two choices left: fifty-fifty or phone a friend."
radio free fred
#9: Ginsburg demonstrates she can also sleep while standing.
#8: Though his peers had stopped caring long ago, Clarence was still embarrassed by his sagging jowls.
hatless in hattiesburg
#7: GINSBURG: "My 'Stare of Death' will incinerate anyone who ignores foreign laws!"
#6: "Kennedy just found binding precedent in French law requiring all Americans to start eating cheese and stop bathing!"
#5: "Would someone please tell Justice Thomas to stop making those fart noises."
#4: THOMAS: "A 2 1/2 hour movie based on a Disney ride? What the Hell were they thinking? The next time I want to see a pirate movie, I'll rent The Adventures of Long Dong Silver again."
V the K
#3: Justice Thomas practices his best Jack Benny impersonation for the annual Supreme Court talent show.
#2: Black Eyed Peas Reunion Tour --- 2040.
And the winning entry for this Caption Contest...
#1: Thomas ponders what horrible thing he must have done in a former life to deserve this seating arrangement.
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