Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Captions Outrageous! Winners [Russian Hands and Roman Fingers Edition]

Announcing the winners of the 50th ever Right Place Photo Caption Contest!

Thank you to one and all who participated!

Presenting the top 25 captions for this picture from AP Photo/Northside Center for Child Development, Gregory P. Mango via Yahoo!


-- "You know, honey, after I'm done with that dress, it'll be a black-and-white gala, if you know what I mean."

-- "I'll buy you all the jewelry in the world, sugar. I even have a pearl necklace in store for you later..."

Damian G.

-- CLINTON THOUGHT BUBBLE: "Hmmmm... full-figure woman with a black dress that hides stains well... might be a good night!!!"


-- "Hey, honey, meet me under the desk after the show."


-- "I've got one word for you, honey... silicon."


-- Bill, smiling in anticipation, wonders if the rug will match the drapes.


-- The recipient of this year's "Most Likely To..." award reacts to a good-natured goosing from the "Presidential Staff".


-- Proof that Slick Willy's willy isn't as spry as it used to be.


-- 16 to 60...

Steve O

-- BJ Clinton approves of Barbara Bush's makeover.

-- "Relax, baby. It's not unusual for me to find two, five, six.. or even more erogenous zones women didn't know they had."

-- "Hey, is this a Maidenform I Value Luxury™ Lace Balconette I'm feeling up? Nice."

V the K

-- "I'd like to thank the Academy for this award... and the after party favour!"

-- "Just keep smilin', honey, and be very quiet. Once we slip past Hillary, we're home free."

-- "Get the Secret Service, I'm gonna need some help getting both of these home."



#10: Bill shows off his limited edition "Golden Girls" life-size Barbie.


#9: The remake of Grey Lady Down failed to inspire the maritime audience.

Rodney Dill

#8: "Hey, baby, these statues are just a preview; I was the first black President, after all..."

Damian G.

#7: The American Adult Film Association knew there was only one choice for presenting its Linda Lovelace Lifetime Achievement Award...

V the K

#6: Bill Clinton displays his pleasure at finalizing the deal that sent Hillary to the Cowboys for an old cheerleader and a statue of Tom Landry.


#5: "Nice cans. Know any convicted felons who could use a pardon?"

V the K

#4: WOMAN: "Feeling my pain?... Hmmm... no... that's... my breast."


#3: "I... did... not... have... sexual... relations --- Oh, wait! I really haven't yet!"

Damian G.

#2: "This time, if anything happens... the dress goes with me."

radio free fred

And the winning entry for this Caption Contest...

#1: Just seconds after this picture was taken, the Secret Service wrestled Bill Clinton to the ground for his own protection.





Stew tries his hand at photoshopping.


Bravo! Bravo!

Encore! Encore!

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