I read today of a disturbing news event. The Palestinian Prime Minister was stopped trying to enter Gaza with $35 million dollars in cash. Israel shut down the terminal to deny entry for the Palestinian PM.
Reports said Mr Haniyeh, from the Hamas movement, was carrying $35m (26.5m, £17.8m) in cash, believed to be part of the $350m he raised during a regional tour that took in Iran, Syria and Qatar. He was later allowed entry, but without the cash.
Now what would he be doing with all that cash?
- Taking a "cash bath"
- Collecting baseball cards rivaling that of Saddam
- Perhaps McDonalds opened a branch and he's trying to feed the hungry?
- LAP DANCES FOR EVERYONE!
- Buying weapons for terrorists
Understandably members of Hamas, trying to protect the integrity of the hamburgers, decided to storm the terminal and act like terrorists.
Said, Mushir al-Masri, a Hamas legislator, the closure could lead the region to an explosion and the Zionist enemy and its allies will bear the responsibility for the consequences.