Friday, February 10, 2006

Captions Outrageous! Winners [Chucky Squeeze Edition]

Announcing the winners of the 30th ever Right Place Photo Caption Contest!

Thank you to one and all who participated!

NOTE: A number of the caption entries this time were repeats from contest #11, the Jeepers Veepers Edition. In an attempt to keep things fresh, those that were too close to the winning entries from the other contest were set aside in favor of newer ideas.

Presenting the top 15 captions for this picture from AP Photo/Charles Dharapak via Yahoo!





#15: "Senator Kerry, you know I hate it when you steal my doobie."

Rurik


#14: "Shrinkage..."

Carl


#13: "Sorry, phantom pimple."

V the K


#12: We can't really infer anything from the hand gesture... I mean, is he attempting to tell us the length, or width?

Son Of The Godfather


#11: Senator Schumer experiences just a little "agenda" envy.

Rodney Dill


#10: "Well, if you must know, Mr. Vice President, mine is only this big. Explains a lot, doesn't it?"

McGehee


#9: "I don't care if the camera is this small, I'm right there in front of it. You can take that to the bank, Judge."

T.M.


#8: "Sorry for the funny face, my distinguished collegues, but I'm currently passing a stone this size, and it hurts like a mother..."

Son Of The Godfather


#7: Without the handlebar mustache, Schumer's evil gesture loses some of it's impact.

Dr. Phat Tony


#6: "You are wise, Alito-san... But can you deal with the awesome fury that is... THE CLAW?!?"

Son Of The Godfather


#5: "Well, sure the Enzyte helped, but what the hell good is it if you're hung like this?"

Son Of The Godfather


#4: "Of course we Democrats care about National Security, Mr Attorney General. We care about it this much!"

Brainster


#3: "And the truth is, Democrats share this much in common with the middle class in America."

DeanS


#2: What has four eyes, a brain stem, a nose like a bottle opener, and mates with cameras?

D. Carter


And the winning entry for this Caption Contest...


#1: "This is the approximate length of the leash Move-On and George Soros is keeping us on these days."

V the K


Bravo! Bravo!

Encore! Encore!

Presenting:

Captions Outrageous! [On Dangerous Ground Edition]

Enjoy!


PREVIOUS PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST WINNERS:

Oh, Thank Heaven for 7/11 Edition
Fickle Finger of Fate Edition
Things Are Looking Up Edition
Rage in the Cage Edition
Not So Mellow Fellow in Yellow Edition
The Beards and the Beads Edition
Weapons of Mash Destruction Edition
You're Al I Ever Wanted Edition
His Cup Runneth Over Edition
The Eyes Have It Edition
Jeepers Veepers Edition
Huggermugger Edition
Ear's to You Edition
Heavy Medal Edition
Village of the Damned Edition
White on Rice Edition
Sunny Side Up Edition
Absentee Mallet Edition
French Tickler Edition
In Through the Out Door Edition
Frankenstein Meets Godzilla Edition
Heaven Must Be Missing an Angel Edition
Spirits of Christmas Present Edition
Dorito Bandito Edition
Shadow of His Former Self Edition
When the Saints Go Mouthing Off Edition
The Face That Sunk 1000 Ships Edition
Surely You Jest Edition
And the Camel They Rode in on Edition


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COMING SOON: CAP-HOG STANDINGS UPDATE THROUGH WEEK #30

UPDATE 2/14:
IT'S HERE! IT'S HERE! SO... WHERE DO YOU RANK???


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