Announcing the winners of the 40th ever Right Place Photo Caption Contest!
Thank you to one and all who participated!
Incidentally, I fully intend to update the current CAPHOG standings this upcoming week, so be sure to check back!
Presenting the top 30 captions for this picture from REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque via Yahoo!
#30: "My hair! It's GONE! NOOO! Daddy said I wasn't gonna go bald! Oh wait... heh. Wrong spot."
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#29: "Look, Mr. Hand, either you give me some better advice, or it's 'Hello, Mr. Twig' again!"
#28: "I just signed a contract with Playskool, I'm going to be the new Mr. Potato Head."
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#27: The President instinctively reached to protect his face as Dick Cheney showed off his Mossberg 835, but at the last second pretended to be scratching his head.
#26: "I'd appreciate a shout out of 'fore' next time."
#25: "Ladies and gentlemen of the press, under my hand is a head. It sits on top of my shoulders. Your heads are somewhere else."
#24: President Bush rips off his mask to reveal that he is, in reality, Gordon Liddy.
#23: "No, Excedrine Headache #17 is when the fools in the press start pushing me to fire Rumsfeld... again!"
#22: "No, I'm not looking forward to the next G-8 meeting. I get a splitting headache that starts right here every time I get a whiff of that reeking Chirac."
#21: "Forget shotguns, don't even give Dick a straw... we were in the White House dining room when he hit me with a spitball!"
#20: "I mean, that McKinney woman has hair growin' out all parts of her head, she looks like Don King on Hairoids."
#19: Absent a fellow primate, the President is forced to check his scalp for nits by himself.
#18: "I think Cheney's got it easier changing the battery on his pacemaker than I have in changing the battery on my positronic brain."
#17: Not to be outdone by Bob Dole, President Bush got a contract as spokesman for Head and Shoulders.
#16: "I am outside minding my own business at my ranch in Crawford, Texas... and oh my goodness! Surprise!!! Cindy Sheehan and Al Sharpton are lip-locked together! If I could only remove this from my memory!"
#15: "I only bomb who the voices in my head tell me to bomb."
#14: "I had that one seared... seared in my memory. Since Kerry talked about it happening to him, I wanted to experience what it felt like."
#13: "Look, you bunch of jackals, if I fire Rummy, my head will open up right about here... and then the terrorists will win!"
#12: "...But my brain hurts when I say it, 'NU-CLE-AR'."
#11: "...And when I remove this part of my brain, I channel Ted Kennedy!"
#10: "Eet's naht ah tooomah!"
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#9: In a moment of sheer brilliance, Karl Rove was able to photoshop out the beercan Dubya was crushing against his head, before the picture was released by the AP.
#8: "What's that, Dick? I can't hear you - I think the batteries for my top-secret speech transceiver are goin' dead on me!"
#7: After a few quick wind-ups, President Bush was ready to field the rest of David Gregory's question.
#6: "Damn Superglue!"
#5: "I, Bush-nac the Magnificent, will devine the answers to your questions before you even ask them."
#4: "It came from a jar labelled 'Abby' something... I think it was 'Abby Normal'."
#3: "I'm told that when Hillary threw that ashtray, it hit Bill right about here."
#2: "And I got this bruise when I failed to recognize Congresswoman McKinney at a White House dinner last week."
And the winning entry for this Caption Contest...
#1: "I'm sorry, Helen, before I can even attempt to answer your question, I gotta turn on the 'Universal Moonbat Translator' device."
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