Saturday, March 18, 2006

Captions Outrageous! Winners [Weapons of MASS. Obstruction Edition]

Announcing the winners of the 35th ever Right Place Photo Caption Contest!

Thank you to one and all who participated!

Presenting the top 20 captions for this picture from AP Photo/William B. Plowman via Yahoo!

#20: "I may be an old, fat guy, John, but if you don't take your hand off my leg, I'll break it!"


#19: "John, when they say, 'You're not as dumb as you look,' just say, 'Thank you.'"

Greg Finnegan

#18: "Pssst, John... what is this 'ethics' thing Nancy Pelosi keeps talking about?"

Dave Craddock

#17: "Be honest, John... does this tie make my head look fat?"


#16: "Keep this under your hat, but there are rumors going around that you once served in Vietnam."


#15: "Ted, this is a Savile Row suit, and your breath is making the lapels curl! Have a Tic-Tac."

D. Carter

#14: "Whatever you do, John... don't take the bridge route."


#13: "Wait a sec, Ted. Before you stand up to give your speech, I'd better tell you that your 'horse is out of the barn'."

D. Carter

#12: "Ted, turn the other way. Your breath is making my botox wear off."


#11: "I just cut and we should run, if y'know what I mean..."


#10: "I don't suppose you have an extra pair of Depends on you?"


#9: "John, wake up! I think our hair is entangled again. Back off slowly this time."


#8: Senator 'Bluto' to Senator 'Otter': "My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."


#7: "How come they always play Bridge Over Troubled Water when I show up?"


#6: "Yes, Ted, if I can detect that much, a breathalyzer is going to go bananas!"


#5: Harok-Ptui!

V the K

#4: "Johnny, have you seen my pants?"


#3: "Don't forget to remind them that you served in Viet-Nam."


#2: "Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"

charles austin

And the winning entry for this Caption Contest...

#1: "Actually, John, after your lousy campaign... I voted for Bush."


Bravo! Bravo!

Encore! Encore!


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