Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Results of New In-Depth Study Revealed: Bush May Actually Be Hitler!



















After careful research into the claims of many leftists that President George W. Bush is, in fact, a carbon copy of infamous German dictator Adolf Hitler, The Right Place was more than a bit disturbed by the many eerie similarities we were able to uncover between the two world leaders.

Seeing as how George W. Bush was born into the world on July 6, 1946, a little over a year after the death of Adolf Hitler on April 30, 1945, we must agree it is quite possible that he is, in fact, the very reincarnation of history's greatest monster!

Consider the evidence:



HITLER...

Was a white male.



BUSH...

Is a white male.



HITLER...

Formed an alliance with Italy, Japan, Hungary, Romania and Bulgaria.



BUSH...

Ditto.



HITLER...

Considered the French adversarial and obnoxious.



BUSH...

Same here.



HITLER...

Had an aversion to the Poles.



BUSH...

Has an aversion to polls.



HITLER...

One of history's most infamous bachelors.



BUSH...

Earned a bachelor's degree in history.



HITLER...

Had a funny little trademark mustache.



BUSH...

Has often sported a funny little "milk mustache".



HITLER...

Known as Der F├╝hrer amongst the Germans.



BUSH...

Known to cause a furor amongst liberals.



HITLER...

Had a FEMALE companion named Eva Braun. ("Braun" is German for "Brown".)



BUSH...

Had a FEMA Director named Michael "Brown".



HITLER...

His failure to learn from Napoleon's ill-fated Russian campaign cost Germany dearly in World War II.



BUSH...

His failure to return Napoleon Dynamite to Blockbuster Video on time cost him dearly in additional rental fees.



HITLER...

Once portrayed in a play within a movie by a character called L.S.D., who was played by actor Dick Shawn.



BUSH...

Once offered LSD while attending a play in college by two guys named Dick and Shawn.



HITLER...

Became infamous for the "Night of the Long Knives".



BUSH...

Became infamous for the "Night of the Long Island Iced Teas".



HITLER...

Sent millions to live and die in slavery and terrible squalor in concentration camps.



BUSH...

Played a game of concentration while at summer camp.



HITLER...

Unsuccessful in his attempts to conquer the English.



BUSH...

Unsuccessful in his attempts to conquer the English language.



HITLER...

Created the notorious SS and Gestapo.



BUSH...

Once filled up his Monte Carlo SS at a Gas Stop in Ohio.



HITLER...

During his reign of madness, he was responsible for the deaths of untold millions of innocent people.



BUSH...

During drinking binges in his youth, he was responsible for the deaths of untold millions of brain cells.



HITLER...

Hated the Jews.



BUSH...

Not all that fond of Barbra Streisand.


Coincidence? Perhaps, but perhaps not. In the end, you must decide for yourself...

******************************

If you've enjoyed this post, you may also enjoy...

More Political Satire:
Long Feared "Bush Purge" Reportedly Now Underway, "Reality Based Community" Crying Out for Action
The Democrat Family Album... a Tribute!
Sunspot Activity Causes Brief Interruption of Karl Rove's "Mind-Ray" - Democrats Claim Rare Moment of Sanity
College Journalism Exam with Answer Key!
The Proper Care and Feeding of Moonbats
ACLU Seeks Ban on Christmas "Propaganda" from the Public Airwaves
Presenting: The DNC's "Sounds of the Season"
Democrats Fire Back, File Lawsuit to Stop Bush, Republicans from Using Their Own Words Against Them!
The Latest Mainstream Media "Poll" - Exposed!
Halloween Cavalcade of Horrors!
Ronnie Earle Indicts Much of Texas on Conspiracy Charges
U.S. Declares War on Smurfs, Hundreds Dead in "Shock and Awe" Style Carpet-Bombing Campaign
Angry Protesters Demand "U.S. Out of U.S. Now!"
New Orleans Rhapsody
Cindy Sheehan Files Suit Against God; President Bush, Israel Named as "Co-Conspirators"
The U.S. Constitution - A Liberal Interpretation
George W. Bush and the Holy Grail
The 9/11 Commission, Part 2 - Electric Boogaloo
Democrats Give up on Winning, Push for More "Spectacular" Losses
We Now Join the "Save Air America Radio" Telethon, Already in Progress...
Top Secret Democrat Party Strategy Meeting - Exposed!
The Far-Left's Favorite Soap Opera: Get Bush!
You Just Might Be a Moonbat...
Selections from the "Donktionary"
The Moonbat Song

The Hill-Orgy of Errors:
Hillary Clinton's Secret Love Affair Exposed!
Bigfoot Takes His Own Life!
The Right Place Stands By Its Story!

And a Filthy Lie:
Glenn Reynolds Copyrights the Word "Indeed," Threatens to Bill Much of Blogosphere Right out of Existence!

Or feel free to check out our Main Page. Thank you for visiting The Right Place!

******************************

Thanks for the links!

The Anchoress
Ashes to Ashes
Attack Machine
Axis of Right
Barcepundit
Barcepundit - English
Blogmeister USA
Brainster's Blog
The Bullwinkle Blog
il Cannocchiale
Conservababes: Right from New Fallujah
The Conservative Cat
Credo ut intelligam
daniel360.com
david drake
East Coast Wisdom
Ex-Donkey Blog
Fake Turkey
File It Under...
Grinding Gears
The Hoffman's Hearsay
IMAO
Indy Media Watch
Isn't It Rich
The Jawa Report
Joust the Facts
Least Significant Bits
Legless in perpetuum
Macker's World
Macsmind
MaxedOutMama
Mein BlogoVault
memeorandum
Molten Thought
The Nose on Your Face
Oh How I Love Jesus
El Opinador Compulsivo
Organized Chaos
Pajamas Media
PoliPundit
Portia Rediscovered
Random Musings
Right Wing News
Rogue Slate
Ron's Bloviating
Running and Running
Things That Make Me Think
TransylvanianDutch
W.C. Varones
White Pebble
Wonkette



This post is proudly featured in...

CARNIVAL OF SATIRE #25 at the skwib
CARNIVAL OF LIBERALS' WRONGS #8 at The Liberal Wrong-Wing
CARNIVAL OF THE INSANITIES at Dr. Sanity
CARNIVAL OF THE CLUELESS #37 at Right Wing Nut House
CARNIVAL OF CRAZY XVIII at File It Under...


*NOTE: The response to this post has been overwhelming! I hope you have enjoyed it. I apologize to anyone linked to this post whom I might have missed. If you would like a link-back, just leave me a trackback or comment, or send me an e-mail indicating you have linked to it (with the url) and I will be certain to include you, too!

Thank you for visiting The Right Place!

No comments: