Announcing the winners of the 42nd ever Right Place Photo Caption Contest!
Thank you to one and all who participated!
Presenting the top 25 captions for this picture from REUTERS/Jim Young via Yahoo!
BONUS: The Subliminal Message Decoder Ring Award...
Yep, the "W House" 'bout sums it up!
Rodney Dill riffing on the sign behind Bush's head.
(Note: If you read the whole sign as it is in the picture, you get this: "The W House won"!)
#25: And we always thought that it was Clinton who had the wandering hands...
#24: President Bush tries out his new ventriloquist act on the Washington Press Corps.
#23: President Bush stifles a laugh as Tony Snow does an impression of Stephen Colbert back when he was still funny.
#22: "Watch this, Tony. I'm goin' to catch David Gregory right between the eyes with my chaw!"
#21: BUSH (thinking): "Dang! This one can't say 'nucular' right, either."
#20: "Check it out, Tony --- when I stand here, it looks just like I have a hat on..."
#19: "Mr. Gregory, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent question was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
Son of the Godfather
#18: SNOW: "Ooh, I didn't know David Gregory could do that with his..."
BUSH: "Tony, don't; you'll just encourage him."
#17: "Yup, Tony, the only known method for dealing with Helen Thomas is to suck your balls into your body cavity, you'll get the hang of it."
#16: "Now remember, Tony --- no sudden moves, keep your feet and hands at the lectern at all times, and everything will be all right..."
#15: Bush's advice: "Don't eat yellow journalists, Snow."
hatless in hattiesburg
#14: BUSH: "Sorry about the cold hands there, Snowball, but the exam's about over."
SNOW: "Did'ja get the whole fist in there, Georgie?"
spacemonkey meets MT
#13: "I'm right behind ya, Tony... there's no place else to hide."
#12: Tony Snow's only words after seeing 63 tomatoes flying at his face were, "Oh, damn..."
GOP and College
#11: Although he had been warned about them well in advance, nothing could have prepared new White House Press Secretary Tony Snow for his first "Presidential Reach-Around".
Buckley F. Williams
#10: Tony Snow soon learned that habanero burritos for lunch and afternoon press conferences were a deadly combination.
V the K
#9: Only too late did Snow realize one of his duties would be to throw himself on Helen Thomas if she started undressing while Bush was in the room.
#8: SNOW: "I had no idea how scary Helen Thomas is close up!"
BUSH: "It's too late now, Tony, you've signed a binding contract."
#7: BUSH: "Tony, I think you're about a quart low."
SNOW: "With all due respect, Mr. President, please remove your finger from there."
Dr. Phat Tony
#6: "Don't pay no mind to this little 'letter opener', Tony; you go right ahead and say what you want to say."
#5: "Are you sure Helen can't turn me into stone, Mr. President? Mr. President?..."
#4: "Tony, it will work better if y'all lose that Scott McClellan 'deer-in-the-headlights' look."
#3: "Mr. President, my doctor said the colonoscopy was normal. I don't need your personal examination."
#2: "...And also, President Bush has signed Executive Order 542, giving me permission to slap David Gregory with the back of my right hand any time he asks a stupid question."
And the winning entry for this Caption Contest...
#1: "No felt hat, no dancing around. Hmmmm... this ain't the Snowman I was thinking about."
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And, in case you haven't yet seen it, here are the overall standings through the first 40 caption contests!
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