Captions Outrageous! Winners [Giving Him the Boot Edition]

After a much too long delay, here it is, at last!

Announcing the winners of the 44th ever Right Place Photo Caption Contest!

Thank you to one and all who participated!

Presenting the top 50 captions for this picture from AP Photo/Jim Cole via Yahoo!



So, I said to myself, what is the point of ranking things after 10th place since it is very time consuming and yet, has no effect at all on the point standings?

From now on, in some semblance of alphabetical order by contributor, everything not in the top ten, will get...

HONORABLE MENTION:

-- "Now, let's see... yup, that should still fit in my mouth!"

Anna


-- "I'm John Kerry, and I'm reporting with a booty!"

Chris


-- "Actually, I think Teresa's looking for something a little more, y'know, spikey."

D. Carter


-- "Sir, if you don't stop lecturing my footwear, I'm afraid I will have to ask you to leave the store."

-- "I recall wearing boots just like these when I was raping the countryside, in a fashion reminiscent of Jen-jis Khan, in Viet Nam."

Damian G..


-- "Sir? Sir... it goes on your foot."

-- "I refuse to collect money at stoplight intersections with anything but the finest Italian leather."

Hoodlumman


-- "That's one of the boots I wore when I ran in the Boston Marathon... what year was that again?"

John Ruberry


-- "Do you have a pair in 'camo'?"

-- "Are you sure these are goose-hunting boots?"

Maggie


-- KERRY: "You know, I had a pair just like this in Viet..."
MAN: "Save it, we've heard it all before."

the man


-- "Really? How many boots do I have to lick for second on the ticket?"

MorningSun


-- "I don't know you well enough for a 'booty call'."

-- "Not my boot. No jungle rot."

radio free fred


-- "Oh, look. The instructions, TGIF (Toes Go In First), are written on the top. Who woulda thought?"

RFA


-- "There seems to be a stain on it. You said Bill Clinton tried this on?"

-- "I'm looking for something a little more nuanced."

-- {sniff} "Reminds me of my Christmas in Cambootia."

-- "We call 'em the Form 180. Once it has your foot, it never releases."

Rodney Dill


-- "Back in the days when I was fighting forest fires in Vietnam, I wore a boot similar to this... In fact, this is the boot given to me by a CIA Firefighter near a forest fire in Cambodia."

-- "No, Sen. Kerry, that was not the inspiration for the film Das Boot."

-- Sen Kerry after he was introduced to the ancient art of Ti Kwan Leep (Boot to the Head).

-- "Tell me again, George. Where exactly did Hillary say she was going to shove this if I ran in '08?"

sgtfluffy


-- "These coordinate divinely with my magic hat! Which I got in Vietnam, where I served."

spacemonkey


-- "Har, har. Very funny. Now give me one that's not full of ketchup."

-- "You could have told me what was on the bottom of the boot before I put my hand on it."

Special Ed


-- "Of course, I threw my own boots onto the White House lawn to protest my war crimes..."

-- "Hmmmm... strangely familiar. You say the voters gave me one of these before?"

-- John Kerry approves some of the costume design for his new Broadway play, Christmas in Cambodia.

Steve O


-- "There you go, Senator. You had the winning bid. But why anyone would pay $135,000 for Richard Gere's gravity boots from American Gigolo, I don't understand."

-- "Then this little orange cat with a Spanish accent looked at me with these big sad eyes, but I blew him away anyway. That's how I got my bronze star."

-- "You say this is all that's left of the sonuvab*tch Secret Service guy who made me fall down on the ski slope? Well done."

V the K


-- "And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those meddlesome Swift Boat Kids!"

-- Sen. Kerry was a might uncertain on the concept of "Bootylicious".

-- "Finally got THAT out of my mouth!"

-- "No, sir, it doesn't come in mauve."

-- "...And the note said: 'Thanks alot, you terrorist bootlicker!'"

-- "I voted FOR putting my boot on... before voting against it."

-- "You know, I am not exactly pleased with the tradition of drinking champaign from Helen Thomas' slipper."

walrus


-- "How would these go with a powder blue NASA douchebag suit?"

W.C. Varones


And now, the TOP TEN:


#10: "No, I don't think this will work. You know what I spend my time doing -- do you have anything that comes up higher? Over the knee perhaps?"

Steve O


#9: John Kerry proved to be so dumb, that he didn't know how to empty a boot full of water with the instructions printed on the heel.

D. Carter


#8: "Here, George, I'll show you... Last time around, the 'Swift Boot Veterans' kicked my a** so hard, they left this behind in my colon."

Steve O


#7: "Say, can you show me this in a stiletto heel?"

Dave E.


#6: It finally dawns on John Kerry how he got athlete's mouth.

D. Carter


#5: "This... isn't one of those swift boots, is it?"

spacemonkey


#4: "See, John, the wide sole gives you extra stability for when you're straddling both sides of a fence."

GOP and College


#3: "Boots are okay, but I prefer flip-flops."

radio free fred


#2: {sniff} {sniff} "You're right, George, they do smell like 'de-feet'."

Steve O


And the winning entry for this Caption Contest...


#1: "Well, the President put this up my behind on Tuesday, November 2, 2004. I've only just now gotten it back out."

Darrell


Bravo! Bravo!

Encore! Encore!

Presenting:

Captions Outrageous! [Frozen Assets Edition]

Enjoy!


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And, in case you haven't yet seen it, here are the overall standings through the first 40 caption contests!


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