From the home office in Crawford, Texas...
TOP TEN REASONS FOR RECENT LACK OF UPDATES AT THE RIGHT PLACE:
10) Mr. Right recently discovered the existence of free porn on the Internet, felt the need to conduct an in-depth study.
9) Stephen Johnson couldn't turn down an offer to play a round of golf... on the moon!
8) Mr. Right spent the last several days in the lotus position, focusing his chakra.
7) Stephen Johnson kept typing dozens of long, detailed posts consisting entirely of the words, "All work and no play makes Steve a dull boy..." and then deleting them.
6) Mr. Right was busy proving he could find his ass with both hands, took him awhile.
5) Stephen Johnson spending too much time preparing for his upcoming guest appearance as a sexy cabana boy on Desperate Housewives.
4) Mr. Right summoned to Karl Rove's volcano island lair in the Bahamas for semi-annual brainwash.
3) Stephen Johnson was too busy pursuing hobby of attacking street mimes with a weed-whacker.
2) Far too many fan e-mails to read, no time left to blog!
and the number one reason for the recent lack of updates at the Right Place...
1) We have lives away from our computers, damnit!
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Bruce the Human Pet at The Conservative Cat
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