Whatever you do this Halloween, The Right Place would like to warn you to avoid renting or viewing any of the following horror flicks, easily among the worst ever made!
I Know What You Did the Summer Before Last
Stars: Patrick Fitzgerald, Judith Miller, Robert Novak, Lewis Libby, Karl Rove, Joe Wilson, Valerie Plame
Spectres from the past come back to haunt those who couldn't keep a nonexistent secret and some seem sure to "get the hook."
Old Frankenstein
Stars: John Kerry
A crazed madman tries to resurrect a monstrous, lumbering, slow-witted and very, very dead Presidential Campaign and have it run again in the next election.
The Witches of East-ICK!
Stars: Hillary Clinton, Barbara Boxer, Nancy Pelosi
Three nasty, hideous old hags cast their spells on the press and the brain-dead zombies of their far-left army, but can they manage to trick the public into buying the illusion that they are "mainstream"?
Election Night of the Living Dead
Stars: Richard J. Daley Joel Osment
"I see dead people... voting for Democrats!"
Pitch Black
Stars: Dr. Kamau Kambo
He's dreaming of a black Christmas...
Plan 9 from Empty Space
Stars: Markos Moulitsas Zuniga
Perhaps the most inept b-grade horror film ever made. An evil "genius" threatens to make his enemies "radioactive," but in the end, there is no plan!
The Calamityville Horror
Stars: Ray Nagin, Kathleen Blanco, Mary Landrieu, Michael Brown, and thousands of reporters [cameos include: Randall Robinson, Sean Penn, Kanye West, Louis Farrakhan]
Tales of racism, conspiracy, rape, murder, cannibalism and 10,000 bodies floating in the streets of New Orleans in the wake of a natural disaster turn out to be mass (media) hallucinations.
The Texas Hacksaw Massacre II
Stars: Ronnie Earle, Tom DeLay
An insanely partisan prosecutor stalks a wily politician with a killer smile using a half-assed indictment. Sequel to a failed film from several years ago featuring Earle chasing Kay Bailey Hutchinson around in much the same way. More comedy than horror.
The Brain Dead Zone
Stars: The Democratic Underground
Thousands of people become trapped in a terrifying fantasy world of paranoid conspiracy-theories of their own creation with little hope of escape.
The Incredible Shrinking Nomination
Stars: George W. Bush, Harriet Miers
A President nominates a woman for the Supreme Court only to see his approval ratings and her chances at confirmation shrink at an alarming rate. Can he save himself from his angry base and rescue her foundering nomination at the same time?
A Native-American Werewolf in Boulder
Stars: Ward Churchill
A self-loathing anarchist pretending to be of American Indian descent curses a series of mind-numbingly stupid college campuses with his presence.
The Blob
Stars: Michael Moore
The world's tubbiest nincompoop devours everything in sight and belches forth nauseating propaganda, leaving a trail of slimy ooze everywhere he goes.
The Blair Ditch Project
Stars: Cindy Sheehan, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, David Duke, A.N.S.W.E.R.
A wigged-out hippie loses her heroic son to a war and accuses the President and the Jews of plotting his murder. Embraced by an odd assortment of Anti-American elements, she becomes an obsessed stalker of any camera or microphone she can find. A movie with no underlying plot that meanders on forever without end.
Invasion of the Body Count Snatchers
Stars: The Media, Left-Wing Bloggers
A ghoulish countdown ends with gleeful opportunists trying to make political hay out of 2000 dead soldiers.
The Fall of the House of Loser
Stars: Al Gore, Dimpled Chad
After losing the closest and most bitterly contested Presidential Election in American history, a former Vice-President goes stark raving mad and takes most of the political left with him as he implodes.
Alienator
Stars: Howard Dean
In Iowa, everyone can hear you scream!
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UPDATE 10/30:
Welcome Michelle Malkin and Dr. Sanity readers and everyone from everywhere!
Be certain to join us here at The Right Place for a very special Halloween masquerade ball featuring several very special guest bloggers (in disguise) as they help us celebrate our First Blogiversary! The fun begins after 6pm EST tonight and runs all day tomorrow!
Happy Halloween!
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Thanks for the links!
Lorie Byrd at PoliPundit, who offers an appropriate picture, and whom I should have credited earlier for inspiring this post with a post of her own at Byrd Droppings, which asks people for their picks for the Best Horror Flicks of All-Time. Be certain to pop over and help her out!
Bruce the Human Pet at The Conservative Cat
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