The opposite of right is left. The opposite of right is also wrong. Is it any wonder that the left is always wrong?
Sunday, October 30, 2005
Pickup Line Contest
Good evening, Mr. Phelps. Your mission, if you decide to accept, is to come up with a pickup line for Maureen Dowd. Should she accept your offer, we will disavow any knowledge of your actions. Good luck - I think.