The French: what's not to love? They don't bathe, they love socialism, they drink wine when they're pregnant. Most of all, they opposed the evil American "war of liberation" in Iraq against that wonderful soul, Saddam Hussein, may he rest in peace.
Oh, and don't get me started on the way they bury geese in the ground and force feed them until they die. Such delicious food the French have. Rotten cheeses. Livers of tortured ducks and geese. So underrated, French food is. Love it!
They're just awesome, the French. The smell. The politics. Everything.
On the other hand, you have the bloody British. The jerk store called, and they are running out of Britons. Check out just how snooty those British folk are:
Eighty-six percent of people in Britain aged 18 to 30 think the French deserve "a popular negative stereotype," suggests an opinion poll conducted for an Anglo-French art show in London.
That compares to 27 percent of like-aged people in France who felt the British held a negative stereotype of their nation, according to the survey.
Like I said, France rules, England and America drool! The British need to elect George Galloway Prime Minister. That guy just... makes... sense.
Also, while you're at it, check out another drooler's blog. Jerk.