I Wonder If He'll Call It "Newspeak"

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is banning words from use in Iran.

TEHRAN, Iran - Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has ordered government and cultural bodies to use modified Persian words to replace foreign words that have crept into the language, such as "pizzas" which will now be known as "elastic loaves," state media reported Saturday.

"Elastic loaves" just doesn't do it. "Oh, most esteemed purveyor of sustenance, I'd like an elastic loaf to go, extra dairy curd, no anchovies please. Allah be praised."

The presidential decree, issued earlier this week, orders all governmental
agencies, newspapers and publications to use words deemed more appropriate by
the official language watchdog, the Farhangestan Zaban e Farsi, or Persian
Academy, the Irna official news agency reported.

Next thing you know he'll be proclaiming that War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, and Ignorance is Strength. How about a Ministry of Love?

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Real Clear Politics
The Conservative Cat

Captions Outrageous! [Totally Busted Edition]

Since none of the other caption contests I follow jumped on it, I guess it's up to me! The above photo of that now infamous bust of Hillary Clinton (Queen of All Jackasses-NY) comes to us from Igor Khodzinskiy via Sun-Sentinel.com. In case you have not yet heard, it is to reside at... Are you ready for this?... Are you SURE you are ready for this???... Okay, you can't say I didn't warn you... The Museum of Sex!!! No, I am not making that up! When you are through either laughing or vomiting or vomiting from laughing so hard, have at it!

This contest will last approximately one week.

Good luck!


ONGOING THROUGH TUESDAY, AUGUST 1st:

White Raspbeary Edition

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I not only like to host photo caption contests, I like to play them, too! Be certain to check out the latest contests at these great blogs. They deserve your support.

Brainfuel
Bravo Zulu
The Bullwinkle Blog
Commonwealth Conservative
The Daily Brief
The Gone Rick Motel
GOP and the City
A Limey In Bermuda
Lucky Dawg News [Broken link fixed!]
Outside the Beltway
WILLisms
Wizbang!

And don't forget to check out the best caption blog in the business, where your captions can always, if good enough, get promoted to the front page...

Caption This!

UPDATE 7/30:

The new contest is now up at Lucky Dawg News

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MOST RECENT CAPTION CONTEST WINNERS:

All Your Fitzmas Are Belong to Us Edition
Russian Hands and Roman Fingers Edition
Junichiro Has Left the Building Edition
Out to Launch Edition
Dissenting Opinion Edition

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Caption This!
Marathon Pundit
Blogmeister USA

This post is proudly featured in...

OTB Caption Jam

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UPDATE 8/9:

This contest is now closed...

WINNERS ARE POSTED HERE!

The latest contest is HERE!

Thank you all for playing!

Marathon Pundit to Be Featured on Constitutional Public Radio

A good friend of this blog, John Ruberry of Marathon Pundit is scheduled to appear on the radio, and you can listen via the Internet!

As John blogs about here, he will be on live, Thursday July 27th at 4:05pm EDT, 3:05pm CDT on WWBC (1510 AM) in SE Florida. The whole thing was arranged by another good friend of this blog, THIRDWAVEDAVE, who has been a big advocate of this particular program and has arranged for other fine bloggers to appear on it as well!

Congratulations, John and all the best!

Wictory Wednesday - July 26, 2006

After a brief absence... it's baaaa-aaack!

Time for another Wictory Wednesday post. Take it away, John Bambenek...

This week Wictory Wednesday presents Doug Lamborn for Congress for the 5th District of Colorado.

Doug Lamborn is a solid conservative with a history of fiscal restraint. He supports reforming education to give more choices to parents instead of dumping more money into a bloated bureaucracy. He believes there should be little to no federal role in education as those decision should be best left up to local areas to determine their own needs. Education is the absolute key to continued economic development and sustainability and it is clear that school choice will once again produce schools and students who are representative of the greatness of this nation.

Senator Lamborn understands that the problem with health care in the United States is not because the government isn't in charge, but because the government has skewed the incentive system away from consumers. The solution isn't to remove the consumer even farther from the equation, but to put the consumer square in the middle and allow them to make flexible choices for their own health care.

The use of eminent domain to take property from the disenfranchised and give it to the enfranchised has left those on all parts of the political spectrum a sense of fear. It was only a matter of time when the Court gave local governments the right to kick people out of their homes that those governments would stop paying fair market value for the properties they seized. Senator Lamborn understands private property rights as a foundational aspect of our society, government, and nation. Our freedoms are not something granted by the government out if its magnimity, but these are rights inherent in our society that the government is not free to intrude upon.

Senator Lamborn has won endorsements from the NRA, the National Pro-Life Alliance, and the Club for Growth as well as many other conservative endorsements. Please consider helping Doug Lamborn win in November by contributing or volunteering for his campaign.

This has been a production of the Wictory Wednesday blogburst. If you would like to join Wictory Wednesday, please see this post or contact John Bambenek at jcb (dot) blog [at] gmail {dot} com.

Do you blog? Instead of just expressing anger and dismay at what is going on in Washington, D.C., please join us in working to increase Republican majorities, elect more conservatives and defeat liberals everywhere. It is the only way we will ever win!

Remember: Refusing to support Republicans won't hurt the RINO factions, it will only help Democrats and their far-left liberal kook base seize power! Thank you.

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As an aside, I'd like to take a moment to thank LordFloppington of Imaginary Conversations and Random Thoughts for attempting to pick up the Wictory Wednesday ball last week. Though I missed it at the time, he provided an alternate post for last Wednesday, which can be found here. You may agree with his chosen candidate or not, but the alternative is, as usual, far, far worse!!!

On to victory, fellow Republicans, for defeat is not an option, it would be nothing short of a national tragedy! Please help us.

U.N. Works for Peace

Ah, yes, the U.N., keeping the world safe for tyrants and terrorists since 1945.

Paul Nowak

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The Conservative Cat

VOTE FOR ANNA!

Our good friend and, in the interests of full disclosure, Right Place contributor Anna from A Rose By Any Other Name has been nominated for a blogging award as part of Lyn Perry's The Blogs of Summer campaign.





The category? Military and Military Support Blogs. If you read Anna with any regularity, then you know that our men and women in uniform could ask for no finer advocate anywhere in the whole of blogdom!

She could use some more support, as she is, as of my typing this, running a fairly distant second. So, what are you waiting for?

GO VOTE FOR ANNA!

Voting continues through Thursday, July 27th. You are only allowed to vote once per computer. Thank you for your support.

Captions Outrageous! Winners [Dissenting Opinion Edition]

Announcing the winners of the 1st Right Place Photo Caption Contest of Season Two!

Thank you to one and all who participated!

Presenting the top 20 captions for this picture from AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite via Yahoo!



HONORABLE MENTION:

-- GINSBURG: "Is that a Coke can in your pocket, Thomas, or are you just happy to see me?"

Beerme


-- Well, there goes the liberal neighborhood!

D. Carter


-- GINSBURG: "Sheesh! Without O'Connor, it's a real sausage-fest here."

Damian G.


-- After almost falling asleep listening to Cindy Sheehan's "Bush Killed My Son" story for the 26th time, Judge Thomas had to resort to smacking himself to stay awake.

GOP and College


-- THOMAS: "Gee, that new razor does give me a closer shave."

Julie L.


-- Sitting through yet another Florida timeshare presentation, the justices mark time until they can ride Pirates of the Carribbean at Disney World.

Pam


-- THOMAS (thinking): "Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue."

Rodney Dill


-- No one on the court enjoyed being equated with Diana Ross.

spacemonkey


-- THOMAS: "I hate sitting next to Stevens and Ginsburg. It's like I'm in a frakkin' John Carpenter movie between the zombie and the chick whose brains he just ate."

V the K


-- Justice Thomas to himself: "Lordy, I hope that is Stevens' hand I'm feeling."

walrus


TOP TEN:

#10: "Looks like we have two choices left: fifty-fifty or phone a friend."

radio free fred


#9: Ginsburg demonstrates she can also sleep while standing.

Maggie


#8: Though his peers had stopped caring long ago, Clarence was still embarrassed by his sagging jowls.

hatless in hattiesburg


#7: GINSBURG: "My 'Stare of Death' will incinerate anyone who ignores foreign laws!"

ScottG


#6: "Kennedy just found binding precedent in French law requiring all Americans to start eating cheese and stop bathing!"

W.C. Varones


#5: "Would someone please tell Justice Thomas to stop making those fart noises."

Carl


#4: THOMAS: "A 2 1/2 hour movie based on a Disney ride? What the Hell were they thinking? The next time I want to see a pirate movie, I'll rent The Adventures of Long Dong Silver again."

V the K


#3: Justice Thomas practices his best Jack Benny impersonation for the annual Supreme Court talent show.

Carl


#2: Black Eyed Peas Reunion Tour --- 2040.

walrus


And the winning entry for this Caption Contest...


#1: Thomas ponders what horrible thing he must have done in a former life to deserve this seating arrangement.

Anna


Bravo! Bravo!

Encore! Encore!

ONGOING:
Captions Outrageous! [White Raspbeary Edition]

Enjoy!


PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST REWIND, Season One #1:

Oh, Thank Heaven for 7/11 Edition

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A Rose By Any Other Name

THE RIGHT PLACE CAPTION HALL OF GLORY: Year One Championship Edition!

I know that many of you have been waiting patiently for this post... and here it is! Thank you so much to everyone who has helped to make "Captions Outrageous!", The Right Place Photo Caption Contest, one of the most played and very best in the blogosphere!

Now, without further ado, The Right Place is proud to present... drumroll please...

The First Annual Captions Hall of Glory Championship Edition!

How the points were awarded:

1st Place = 10 pts
2nd Place = 7 pts
3rd Place = 5 pts
4th or 5th Place = 3 pts
6th Place thru 10th Place = 2 pts
11th Place or Lower, Honorable Mention, or Bonus Caption = 1 pt
Photoshop or Other Creative Work Linked to = 1 pt
Photoshop or Other Especially Clever Creative Work Displayed = 5 pts

I also awarded participation points. Every player, regardless of whether they made the winners' list or not, was given 1 credit for every contest they participated in. It didn't matter whether they submitted 1 caption or 100, each week they played was worth 1 credit. When they accrued 4 credits, they were awarded 1 point. In other words, they got 1 point for every 4 contests they played in, regardless of any other points they may or may not have received...

Participation in 4 contests = 1 pt

Here is a list of everyone who earned participation points and the number of contests they participated in:

12 pts (1):

50 - Rodney Dill

10 pts (2):

41 - D. Carter
40 - spacemonkey

9 pts (2):

37 - Maggie
36 - Doc

8 pts (3):

33 - Hoodlumman
33 - the man
33 - V the K

7 pts (6):

31 - Stew
30 - Steve O
29 - Damian G.
29 - Zsa Zsa
28 - Special Ed
28 - walrus

6 pts (4):

27 - Anna
26 - John Ruberry
24 - McGehee
24 - Pam

5 pts (5):

23 - T.M.
22 - Buckley F. Williams
22 - SJJ
20 - Will Franklin
20 - Windhamite

4 pts (11):

19 - DaveD
19 - jimmy b
19 - THIRDWAVEDAVE
18 - Carl
18 - don
18 - Dr. Phat Tony
17 - charles austin
17 - Sgt. Fluffy
16 - Chris
16 - GOP and College
16 - LongTabSigO

3 pts (8):

15 - I. Ronnie
14 - Greg Finnegan
14 - MFG
14 - radio free fred
13 - Bill W.
13 - Laurence Simon
12 - Bob
12 - hatless in hattiesburg

2 pts (8):

11 - Good Lt.
11 - Peter Halabu
10 - DeanS
10 - ILikeIke
8 - bullwinkle
8 - McCain
8 - Randy
8 - Rob B.

1 pt (23):

7 - Jeanette
7 - Son of the Godfather
7 - Songbird
7 - TC@LeatherPenguin
6 - Chris Short
6 - Dave Craddock
6 - Dave E
6 - FrauBudgie
6 - Pluto's Dad
6 - Scot
5 - bohemianlikeyou
5 - joe-6-pack
5 - Mr. Snitch!
5 - ScottG
4 - Brainster
4 - COGirl
4 - David McKay
4 - Greg (1)
4 - Magical Pat
4 - MorningSun
4 - opine6
4 - RFA
4 - serfer

A total of 73 different players participated in at least 4 contests! Thank you one and all.


VICTIMS LIST

If anyone is curious as to whom we have managed to fold, spindle, mangle and/or mutilate thus far, here is a list of the poor, hapless victims of your rapier wit through the first season, with our most frequent prey listed first (number of appearances in parentheses). Anonymous by-standers are not included. Keep in mind that more than one celebrity may appear in the same picture, and that the President of the United States is easily the most photographed individual in the world on a week to week basis, making him the most likely to appear in a picture that screams out to be captioned at any given time!:

George W. Bush (7)

Hillary Clinton (3)
Howard Dean (3)
Ted Kennedy (3)
Harry Reid (3)
Chuck Schumer (3)

Bill Clinton (2)
Al Gore (2)
John Kerry (2)
John Roberts (2)
Donald Rumsfeld (2)
Cindy Sheehan (2)

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Harry Belafonte
Joe Biden
Barbara Boxer
Jimmy Carter
Hugo Chavez
Dick Cheney
Jacques Chirac
James Clyburn
Russ Feingold
Dianne Feinstein
Al Franken
Danny Glover
Saddam Hussein
Jesse Jackson
William Jefferson
Kim Jong-Il
Junichiro Koizumi
Osama bin Laden
Pat Leahy
Joe Lieberman
John McCain
Cynthia McKinney
John Murtha
Ray Nagin
Barack Obama
Nancy Pelosi
Lisa Marie Presley
Priscilla Presley
Condoleezza Rice
Karl Rove
Al Sharpton
Tony Snow
Abu Musab al Zarqawi [now worm food!]
Ayman al Zawahiri

Other subjects...

Greenpeace
Hippies
Modern Art
PETA
Road Sign
Santa Claus


And now, ladies and gentlemen, we proudly present to you:
The Official Right Place Year One CapHOG Honor Roll...

NOTE: Ties were allowed to stand this time, but to determine the order in which the players were listed, tie-breaks were applied as follows (in order):

Top Finish; Times at Top Finish; Second Highest Finish; Times at Second Highest Finish; Each Successive Remaining Ordinal; Times at Each Successive Remaining Ordinal; Times Charted; Times Participated; Week of Most Recent Participation.


THE CHAMPIONS

GOLD MEDALIST

1) D. Carter (279 pts) 5x WINNER: Weeks 19, 31, 33, 36, 51
[92 Times Charted, 31 Top Fives, 51 Top Tens]

SILVER MEDALIST

2) Rodney Dill (253 pts) 7x WINNER: Weeks 12, 14, 22, 32, 43, 45, 52
[87 Times Charted, 25 Top Fives, 42 Top Tens, 1 Photoshop, 3 Creativity Bonuses]

BRONZE MEDALIST

3) V the K (206 pts) 6x WINNER: Weeks 16, 17, 23, 30, 38, 39
[74 Times Charted, 21 Top Fives, 45 Top Tens]

THE ELITE (The rest of the top 25)

4) walrus (194 pts) 4x WINNER: Weeks 40, 41, 49, 50
[93 Times Charted, 18 Top Fives, 28 Top Tens, 1 Creativity Bonus]

5) Steve O (113 pts) 2x WINNER: Weeks 34, 47
[44 Times Charted, 11 Top Fives, 23 Top Tens]

6) spacemonkey (100 pts) 2x WINNER: Weeks 2, 42
[35 Times Charted, 10 Top Fives, 21 Top Tens]

7) Doc (74 pts) WINNER: Week 35
[27 Times Charted, 8 Top Fives, 11 Top Tens]

8) Hoodlumman (71 pts) WINNER: Week 3
[25 Times Charted, 7 Top Fives, 18 Top Tens]

9) Chris (67 pts)
[17 Times Charted, 1 Top Five, 10 Photoshops]

10) Buckley F. Williams (57 pts) 2x WINNER: Weeks 5, 26
[16 Times Charted, 4 Top Fives, 10 Top Tens]

10) T.M. [aka Giacomo] (57 pts) WINNER: Week 29
[19 Times Charted, 6 Top Fives, 12 Top Tens]

10) the man (57 pts)
[24 Times Charted, 6 Top Fives, 11 Top Tens]

13) Son of the Godfather (54 pts)
[23 Times Charted, 6 Top Fives, 14 Top Tens]

14) don (51 pts) 2x WINNER: Weeks 6, 37
[14 Times Charted, 6 Top Fives, 9 Top Tens]

14) Damian G. (51 pts) WINNER: Week 20
[19 Times Charted, 4 Top Fives, 8 Top Tens, 1 Creativity Bonus]

16) Special Ed (47 pts)
[16 Times Charted, 6 Top Fives, 8 Top Tens]

17) Maggie (43 pts) WINNER: Week 8
[14 Times Charted, 3 Top Fives, 8 Top Tens]

17) I. Ronnie (43 pts)
[12 Times Charted, 5 Top Fives, 9 Top Tens, 2 Photoshops]

19) McGehee (41 pts)
[20 Times Charted, 2 Top Fives, 9 Top Tens]

20) charles austin (39 pts) 2x WINNER: Weeks 4, 25
[8 Times Charted, 4 Top Fives, 5 Top Tens]

21) Pam (38 pts)
[23 Times Charted, 1 Top Five, 8 Top Tens]

22) Windhamite (36 pts)
[9 Times Charted, 4 Top Fives, 6 Top Tens, 1 Photoshop]

23) John Ruberry [aka Marathon Pundit] (34 pts) WINNER: Week 27
[11 Times Charted, 3 Top Fives, 7 Top Tens]

24) Laurence Simon (29 pts)
[7 Times Charted, 4 Top Fives, 7 Top Tens]

25) Dr. Phat Tony (26 pts) WINNER: Week 21
[7 Times Charted, 2 Top Fives, 6 Top Tens]

25) THIRDWAVEDAVE (26 pts) WINNER: Week 15
[7 Times Charted, 2 Top Fives, 6 Top Tens]

25) hatless in hattiesburg (26 pts)
[11 Times Charted, 2 Top Fives, 6 Top Tens]

25) Will Franklin (26 pts)
[12 Times Charted, 1 Top Five, 6 Top Tens]

[Those of you listed above, don't forget to scroll down and pick up the code for your HOG Top 25 badge, which you may now wear proudly on your blog forever more! Those of you below, you may also pick up a generic Caption HOG badge for your own blog! Details are at the bottom of this post.]


THE CONTENDERS (Minimum of 10 points each)

29) radio free fred (25 pts)

30) SJJ (24 pts) WINNER: Week 1

30) Carl (24 pts)

32) Rob B. (22 pts) WINNER: Week 10

32) Zsa Zsa (22 pts) WINNER: Week 48

32) wg (22 pts)

35) Stew (20 pts)

36) Bill W. (19 pts) WINNER: Week 9

37) bullwinkle (18 pts)

37) Songbird (18 pts)

37) Anna (18 pts)

40) Edward (17 pts) WINNER: Week 7

41) ILikeIke (16 pts) WINNER: Week 18

41) LongTabSigO (16 pts)

43) DaveD (15 pts)

44) Brainster (14 pts) WINNER: Week 13

44) RFA [aka eeoowww] (14 pts) WINNER: Week 24

44) Sgt Fluffy (14 pts)

47) jimmyb (13 pts)

47) Peter Halabu (13 pts)

47) GOP and College (13 pts)

47) MFG (13 pts)

51) Darrell (12 pts) WINNER: Week 44

51) Mike (12 pts) WINNER: Week 11

53) JannyMae (11 pts) WINNER: Week 28

54) Jamie Dawn (10 pts) WINNER: Week 46

54) Greg Finnegan (10 pts)

MORE FINE PLAYERS

9 Points

Gerry Owen
MagicalPat
Evan

8 Points

Adjustah
DeanS
Bob
Dave Craddock

7 Points

Sean P
PK
Beerme
Mr. Snitch!

6 Points

Estel [aka anybodyinpoulsbo]

5 Points

Lorie Byrd
oregano
dave
Axel Kassel

4 Points

bohemianlikeyou
Dave E
joe-6-pack
MorningSun
Good Lt.

3 Points

Laer
seanmahair
bill c
Crimsonfisted
Greg Toombs
Jeanette
opine6
TC@LeatherPenguin
Scot [aka liberaltreehugger]
McCain

2 Points

Stephen Johnson
Dane Bramage
GunnNutt
Walter Clark
Ken
Ferdinand T. Cat
Mikey
John the Trog
piercello
Tony M
Emile Zola
DL
Algonquin
Keith
FrauBudgie
ScottG
David McKay
Randy

1 Point

Lyn
MT
Republican Vet
sortapundit
W.C. Varones
FbL
Rurik
BCL
cahmd
Chris Short
Pluto's Dad
Greg (1)
serfer62
COGirl


Congratulations to one and all, and thank you so much for playing!


All Season One Winning Caption Contest Entries...

#1 - Oh, Thank Heaven for 7/11 Edition
#2 - Fickle Finger of Fate Edition
#3 - Things Are Looking Up Edition
#4 - Rage in the Cage Edition
#5 - Not So Mellow Fellow in Yellow Edition
#6 - The Beards and the Beads Edition
#7 - Weapons of Mash Destruction Edition
#8 - You're Al I Ever Wanted Edition
#9 - His Cup Runneth Over Edition
#10 - The Eyes Have It Edition
#11 - Jeepers Veepers Edition
#12 - Huggermugger Edition
#13 - Ear's to You Edition
#14 - Heavy Medal Edition
#15 - Village of the Damned Edition
#16 - White on Rice Edition
#17 - Sunny Side Up Edition
#18 - Absentee Mallet Edition
#19 - French Tickler Edition
#20 - In Through the Out Door Edition
#21 - Frankenstein Meets Godzilla Edition
#22 - Heaven Must Be Missing an Angel Edition
#23 - Spirits of Christmas Present Edition
#24 - Dorito Bandito Edition
#25 - Shadow of His Former Self Edition
#26 - When the Saints Go Mouthing Off Edition
#27 - The Face That Sunk 1000 Ships Edition
#28 - Surely You Jest Edition
#29 - And the Camel They Rode in on Edition
#30 - Chucky Squeeze Edition
#31 - On Dangerous Ground Edition
#32 - Here's Cooking at You Edition
#33 - Catch a Falling Star Edition
#34 - Iran So Far Away Edition
#35 - Weapons of MASS. Obstruction Edition
#36 - Censure and Sensibility Edition
#37 - Big Easy Rider Edition
#38 - Acid Reflex Edition
#39 - Pride in Prejudice Edition
#40 - A Bush in the Hand Edition
#41 - Wouldn't You Give a Hand to a Friend Edition
#42 - The Forecast Calls for Snow Edition
#43 - I Shot the Sharif Edition
#44 - Giving Him the Boot Edition
#45 - Frozen Assets Edition
#46 - In Over Her Head Edition
#47 - Globe Al Warming Edition
#48 - A Thousand Points of Light Edition
#49 - All Your Fitzmas Are Belong to Us Edition
#50 - Russian Hands and Roman Fingers Edition
#51 - Junichiro Has Left the Building Edition
#52 - Out to Launch Edition

Previous CAP-HOG Posts...

Thru Contest #15
Thru Contest #20
Thru Contest #30
Thru Contest #40

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Basil's Blog
Blogmeister USA

Captions Outrageous! [White Raspbeary Edition]

VOL. 2, #2

Sorry this is a bit late, but putting together the Championship CapHOG post was quite a project! It will be posted soon.

Just a slight break from our usual political theme this time around, although politically related captions are both welcomed and encouraged!



The above photo comes to us from AP Photo/Martin Meissner via Yahoo!

This contest will last approximately one week.

Good luck!


ONGOING THROUGH TUESDAY, JULY 25th

Captions Outrageous! [Dissenting Opinion Edition]

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I not only like to host photo caption contests, I like to play them, too! Be certain to check out the latest contests at these great blogs. They deserve your support.

Bravo Zulu
The Bullwinkle Blog
Commonwealth Conservative
The Daily Brief
The Gone Rick Motel
GOP and the City
A Limey In Bermuda
Lucky Dawg News
Outside the Beltway
WILLisms
Wizbang!

And a new addition to the list this week...

Brainfuel
[h/t Bravo Zulu]

And don't forget to check out the best caption blog in the business, where your captions can always, if good enough, get promoted to the front page...

Caption This!

UPDATE 7/25:

The newest contests are up and waiting at...

Lucky Dawg News
Outside the Beltway

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MOST RECENT CAPTION CONTEST WINNERS:

A Thousand Points of Light Edition
All Your Fitzmas Are Belong to Us Edition
Russian Hands and Roman Fingers Edition
Junichiro Has Left the Building Edition
Out to Launch Edition

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Thanks for the links!

Blogmeister USA
Marathon Pundit

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UPDATE 8/2:

This contest is now closed...

WINNERS ARE POSTED HERE!

The latest contest is HERE!

Thank you all for playing!

No, I'm Not Dead!

Just busy...

I have finished computing the scores from the first season of our caption contest. I should have the post ready later tonight.

Sorry this week's caption contest is late, but I will try to get it up ASAP.

Meanwhile, go visit Pam. She has an Ode to Entitlement to share! As the man says, "Heh!"

UPDATE 7:15pm CDT

And yet another delay as I am shutting down for awhile due to lightning in the area! Be back soon. (Sigh!)

Blogs of Summer

Lyn Perry of Bloggin' Outloud is hosting another blogging awards fest. Click on the icon below to be transported to a post with all the details...

More Neat Ogmeet Stuff

For anyone interested in seeing and reading more about Ogmeet 2006, here are links to some of the other attendees' posts...

Leslie the Omnibus Driver from Leslie's Omnibus has a full recap of Friday night's events and promises more to come.

The event's namesake, Og the Neanderpundit, whom I will have to get an opportunity to meet next time, gives his wrap up here.

JimmyB, the Conservative UAW Guy, checks in with his own account.

As I linked earlier, Windypundit has pictures from Day 1, but as I have NOT linked until now, he also has pictures from Day 2 as well!

Meanwhile, as a result of a discussion with Leslie, Bruce from the Conservative Cat is now putting together a blogroll of Illinois bloggers. If you are from Illinois and you blog, please sign up!

Also, in my last post about Ogmeet, I linked to Grant's mostly unused blog. Instead, I probably should have given him a plug for his wonderful professional website, Grantastic Designs. Oversight corrected.

And if you still crave more, you can read about the portions of Ogmeet I missed from some of the folks I never met:

That 1 Guy from Drunken Wisdom
Tammi from Tammi's World
Biloxi from the Republic of Biloxi

Captions Outrageous! Winners [Out to Launch Edition]

Announcing the winners of the 52nd ever Right Place Photo Caption Contest!

Thank you to one and all who participated throughout all of our first season!

Presenting the top 30 captions for this picture from AFP/KCNA/File via Yahoo!



HONORABLE MENTION (And a life sentence in the gulags):

-- More "Chins" than his national phone book...

Adjustah


-- None of his aides dared mention that Kim Jong-Il could not do the Spock hand signal, as he exclaimed, "Rive Rong and Plosper" at the first NoKo Trekkie convention.

Beerme


-- "I am... Captain CRAZY!!!!!!"

Carl


-- AT LEFT: Kim Jong-Il's little brother, Kim Jong-Not-Feeling-So-Good-Myself, models his famous collection of taxi cab medallions.

D. Carter


-- "Hi! I wanna give a shout-out to all my peeps in the gulags! You keep on slavin'!"

-- "You say famine, I say skinny..."

Damian G.


-- Two new animatronic characters have been added to Disneyland's "It's A Small World" attraction: Little Kimmy Crackpot and his sidekick, General Mayhem.

hatless in hattiesburg


-- ♫ "'C' is for cookie... that's good enough for me!" ♫

LongTabSigO


-- No wonder Kim Jong-Il can't see the devistation he's wrought in North Korea. He's wearing rose-colored glasses.

Lyn


-- "I'm so ronery."

McGehee


-- After seeing this inspiring photo, Cindy Sheehan changes her one-way plane ticket from Venezuela to North Korea.

Pam


-- The crowd cheered every time they got Kim to say - "Nucrear Proriferation"

rodney dill


-- The Little General gives everyone the sign that it is now time to drink the Kool-Aid.

sgtfluffy


-- Kim celebrates his win at the annual Robot Dance-Off.

sortapundit


-- Kim "Elton" Jong-II accepts a nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize for his role in not starting a nuclear war in the region.

-- Yo! Kim Jong-"Illin'" and "Major Props" prepare to drop some phresh rhymes on the peops...

Steve O


-- In a major fashion faux pas costing a handler his life, Kim showed up for the Axis of Evil summit in a simple tunic from the "Genocidal Dictator" line by Giorgio Armani with overstated and oversized "eye opener" shades from Louis Vuitton.

T.M.


-- "Hellooooo! Over here! Still got nukes. Still shooting missles. Hello! Anyone? Hello?"

-- Gloria Vanderbilt lives!

-- "I'm open! Throw me the g*ddamn ball!"

walrus


THE TOP TEN (And a date with the firing squad):

#10: "Da plane, da plane!!!"

John Ruberry


#9: RUMSFELD (off camera): "Okay, who's next?"

Steve O


#8: "Dees new grasses make my missoos rook so big!"

Anna


#7: Who's that behind those Foster Grants?

Pam


#6: "They call them missiles because they all miss!"

radio free fred


#5: Kim Jong-Il's high fives were really low fives for everyone else.

walrus


#4: Kim Jong-Il's red right hand demonstrates that he has also recently launched the "Type-o-Dong 2 1/2."

Steve O


#3: Kim Jong-Il salutes the multitudes of cheering fans after his record 47 at the Masters.

walrus


#2: The last photograph of Kim Jong-Il, as North Korea launched its unique "boomerang" missile.

D. Carter


And the winning entry for the final Caption Contest of Season One...


#1: ♫
I'm a little despot
Short and stout;
Here is my handle
Here is my spout;
When I get all steamed up
I will shout:
Launch the missiles
And blast Bush out!
♫

rodney dill


BONUS!!!

I hereby award 5 points for this ingenious little parody...

♫
Who's the Korean Lunatic
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Il!)
You're damn right!

Who is the man
That would shoot off nukes at his brother man?
(Il!)
Can ya dig it?

Who's the Kim that acts insane
Who won't give back the Chinese trains?
(Il!)
Right on!

You see, this cat Il is a bad mother---
(Shut your mouth!)
But, I'm just talkin' about Il!
(Then we can dig it!)

He's a crazy short man
And no one understands him
Not even his woman
(Jong-Il)
♫

walrus


5 bonus points also for this phunny photoshop...

Paris Hilton called, she wants her "look" back.

Stew

[Is that his pet or his lunch? Yo quero Taco Bell spokesdog! -Mr. Right]

Bravo! Bravo!

Encore! Encore!

ONGOING:
Captions Outrageous! [Dissenting Opinion Edition]

Enjoy!

COMING SOON: CapHOG Update, Season One Championship Edition!


PREVIOUS PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST WINNERS:

Oh, Thank Heaven for 7/11 Edition
Fickle Finger of Fate Edition
Things Are Looking Up Edition
Rage in the Cage Edition
Not So Mellow Fellow in Yellow Edition
The Beards and the Beads Edition
Weapons of Mash Destruction Edition
You're Al I Ever Wanted Edition
His Cup Runneth Over Edition
The Eyes Have It Edition
Jeepers Veepers Edition
Huggermugger Edition
Ear's to You Edition
Heavy Medal Edition
Village of the Damned Edition
White on Rice Edition
Sunny Side Up Edition
Absentee Mallet Edition
French Tickler Edition
In Through the Out Door Edition
Frankenstein Meets Godzilla Edition
Heaven Must Be Missing an Angel Edition
Spirits of Christmas Present Edition
Dorito Bandito Edition
Shadow of His Former Self Edition
When the Saints Go Mouthing Off Edition
The Face That Sunk 1000 Ships Edition
Surely You Jest Edition
And the Camel They Rode in on Edition
Chucky Squeeze Edition
On Dangerous Ground Edition
Here's Cooking at You Edition
Catch a Falling Star Edition
Iran So Far Away Edition
Weapons of MASS. Obstruction Edition
Censure and Sensibility Edition
Big Easy Rider Edition
Acid Reflex Edition
Pride in Prejudice Edition
A Bush in the Hand Edition
Wouldn't You Give a Hand to a Friend Edition
The Forecast Calls for Snow Edition
I Shot the Sharif Edition
Giving Him the Boot Edition
Frozen Assets Edition
In Over Her Head Edition
Globe Al Warming Edition
A Thousand Points of Light Edition
All Your Fitzmas Are Belong to Us Edition
Russian Hands and Roman Fingers Edition
Junichiro Has Left the Building Edition

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The Conservative Cat

Things I'm Working On...

Sorry for the delay, but I've been quite busy the last few days!

The season one photo caption contest finale judging is almost complete. I expect to post it sometime tonight.

I will then set about the task of the final tally of points and post the season one CapHOG Championship within the next few days (tomorrow at the earliest).

I also have some more links related to Ogmeet to share with you tonight or tomorrow.

I want to update my blogroll a bit when I can find the time.

Beyond that, I have a new idea for a humor post that I think may be to the liking of many of you... IF I can get the kinks worked out, but it may take a few more days.

In the meantime, be sure to check out the folks on my blogroll, especially my Frequent Flyers Club (expanding soon - maybe next week).

As always, thank you for visiting The Right Place!

Recipient Of Large Donations Sought ...

... must be discreet.

The Washington Post today carries a story describing a group of left-wing liberals with deep pockets looking to fund liberal think tanks and projects, in an effort to make left-wing policies and thought more appealing, and with perhaps a more sound philosophical foundation. This is all well and good, as there are certainly a number of well-funded conservative think tanks and policy groups, such as the Heritage Foundation and the American Enterprise Institute, that have had a great influence on political thought. Balancing that with thoughtful liberal policy options is what the process in America is all about.

Except there are three problems.

An alliance of nearly a hundred of the nation's wealthiest donors is roiling Democratic political circles, directing more than $50 million in the past nine months to liberal think tanks and advocacy groups in what organizers say is the first installment of a long-term campaign to compete more aggressively against conservatives.

A year after its founding, Democracy Alliance has followed up on its pledge to become a major power in the liberal movement. It has lavished millions on groups that have been willing to submit to its extensive screening process and its demands for secrecy.

[...]

But the large checks and demanding style wielded by Democracy Alliance organizers in recent months have caused unease among Washington's community of Democratic-linked organizations. The alliance has required organizations that receive its endorsement to sign agreements shielding the identity of donors. Public interest groups said the alliance represents a large source of undisclosed and unaccountable political influence.

Democracy Alliance also has left some Washington political activists concerned about what they perceive as a distinctly liberal tilt to the group's funding decisions. Some activists said they worry that the alliance's new clout may lead to groups with a more centrist ideology becoming starved for resources.

Democracy Alliance was formed last year with major backing from billionaires such as financier George Soros and Colorado software entrepreneur Tim Gill. The inspiration, according to founders, was a belief that Democrats became the minority party in part because liberals do not have a well-funded network of policy shops, watchdog groups and training centers for activists equivalent to what has existed for years on the right.

Problem #1: Secrecy of the donors? Sure, this is a group of private donors funding private organizations, but their aim is for public policy influence. If you want to influence public policy, shouldn't your funding sources, i.e., those seeking that public policy influence, be public knowledge? One of the prime alternatives to McCain-Feingold in political financing was for unlimited donations, but immediate and complete disclosure of all donations, with even the members of PACs identified. Sure, money can influence politics; it has a much more sinister influence when its origin is hidden.

Problem #2: More liberal = more funding? This is a part of what I've called in the past the "culture of arrogance." Conservatives in particular, but centrists also, are simply stupid. They simply can't comprehend the brilliance of far left ideology, and therefore if only the proponents of that far-left ideology had more money to push it, they'd succeed. But neither of these premises is true. Conservatives and centrists are not "simply stupid." They've looked in detail at the left's ideas, looked at the history of those ideas in action, and looked at the denial of human nature and the desire for freedom necessary to make them happen, and found them lacking in all areas. All the money in the world will not be able to change those facts, and that history. Benevolent coercion "for the betterment of society" is still coercion.

Problem #3: The success of the conservative think tanks and other organizations has not been due to their funding, or their organization, it's been due to their ideas. And those ideas tend toward a general distrust of government intervention in the lives of the governed, a general belief that capitalism with a market economy is the most efficient and effective way of distributing and utilizing resources, with the greatest potential for betterment of the human condition through economic growth, and toward the realization that the goal of men and women to live their lives in freedom is at the heart of all mankind. Those are hard ideas to argue against.

But, have at it. I'll listen listen to your argument, then dissect it.

Cross-posted at Joust The Facts

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Real Clear Politics

Ogmeet 2006

Last night, Ogmeet 2006 kicked off with a small, intimate group of bloggers getting together at the Stonewood Ale House in Schaumburg, IL for dinner and drinks.

It was fascinating to be able to meet a number of people I had come to "know" a bit online over the past couple of years, as well as a couple of new folks that I hope to get to know better in the future.

So, you are probably asking by now, who was there? Other than myself and my wife, of course... Well, I can now say that I have met the following people live and in person. I think I'll be adding a new category to the blogroll for that soon:

Leslie of LESLIE'S OMNIBUS, who seems to live for these sorts of events, and who did a great job putting this thing together.

Bruce the Human Pet & Peg-Eye Nate of THE CONSERVATIVE CAT, who got permission from Ferdy to take the night off and attend, and earned the title for the biggest celebrities in attendance.

JimmyB of THE CONSERVATIVE UAW GUY, who drove in from Ohio and was packing heat back at the hotel in anticipation of today's shooting excursion.

Mark of WINDYPUNDIT, who kept busy showing off, and putting to good use, his fancy digital camera.

Grant of C-SPOT, a technology buff who spent much of the night talking shop with my computer teacher wife.

A small but enthusiastic crowd who enjoyed some good food and conversation. According to my sources, there were several others who were in town last night that struck out on their own for a side excursion. Hmmmmm...

Much more is happening today, though I, sadly, am not likely to make it to any of the events that were planned. Leslie was taking a small group to downtown Chicago to see Millennium Park, among other things. Og was hosting the shooting party in Buffalo Grove, which JimmyB was looking forward to. There is another dinner and drinks gathering in Cicero later on, as well.

Those of you looking for pictures, go over and have a look at Windypundit, who has some posted on his site along with links to a gallery and a slideshow. Just promise not to be too disappointed when you see me. Clark Gable I'm not. Oh, and you'll have to click on one of his links for a photo that ID's me. Of course, this means my cover is blown. Oh, well. Maybe I can sue ala Val "Vanity Fair Cover(t) Girl" Plame.

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THIRDWAVEDAVE

COMING SOON... OGMEET 2006 POST!

Too tired. Crave sleep. Will blog on Ogmeet at next opportunity...

Captions Outrageous! [Dissenting Opinion Edition]

VOL 2, #1

As the sun sets on our first season of weekly caption contests, and the winners prepare to take their well-deserved bows just days from now, I remind everyone that it is now, once again, time to dream that eternal dream that comes with each new season... for it is anyone's game again this time around, beginning right here and now! The scorekeeping slate will be wiped clean, and everyone will have an equal chance at the ultimate glory.

Well, okay, so we have our own versions of the Yankees and the Celtics of old hanging out around here, who look like the unbeatable foes in the path of everyone else. Learn from them. Observe their techniques. Then, steal the spotlight from them whenever you can. After all... you never know what you can accomplish, until you truly try! Good luck to one and all who choose to vy for the title of High Exalted Ruler of the CapHOGs, as well as all of those who play just for the fun of it! Now, let the games begin anew...




The above photo comes to us from AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite via Yahoo! [Link broken.]

From left to right are: Associate Justice Stephen Breyer, Associate Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Associate Justice Clarence Thomas, and Associate Justice John Paul Stevens.

This contest will last approximately one week.

Good luck!


ONGOING THROUGH MONDAY, JULY 17th:

Out to Launch Edition, our Season One Finale!

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I not only like to host photo caption contests, I like to play them, too! Be certain to check out the latest contests at these great blogs. They deserve your support.

Blogs4Bauer
Bravo Zulu
The Bullwinkle Blog
Commonwealth Conservative
The Daily Brief
The Gone Rick Motel
GOP and the City
A Limey In Bermuda
Outside the Beltway
Villainous Company
WILLisms
Wizbang!

And don't forget to check out the best caption blog in the business, where your captions can always, if good enough, get promoted to the front page...

Caption This!

UPDATE 7/18:

The Lucky Dawg News contest has returned!

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MOST RECENT CAPTION CONTEST WINNERS:

Globe Al Warming Edition
A Thousand Points of Light Edition
All Your Fitzmas Are Belong to Us Edition
Russian Hands and Roman Fingers Edition
Junichiro Has Left the Building Edition

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THIRDWAVEDAVE
Marathon Pundit

This post is proudly featured in...

OTB CAPTION JAM

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UPDATE 7/25:

This contest is now closed...

WINNERS ARE POSTED HERE!

The latest contest is HERE!

Thank you all for playing!

The Carnival of the Clueless Returns; Wide Awakes Radio Is in Full Swing!!!

Rick Moran, one of the finest essayists on the web, has decided to resurrect the sorely missed Carnival of the Clueless, and this week's installment is up and waiting!

Rick admits to ulterior motives, however. You see, he is doing it to cross promote his new Wide Awakes Radio program. It seems Rick is the weekday morning host, which makes him something of an Internet radio superstar, if there is such a thing yet. You can get the details at Rick's blog, Right Wing Nut House, and also go there to click to listen to his show live Monday thru Friday mornings (the link is in upper left margin). Congratulations Rick!

This W.A.R. thing could really take off! The list of talent they have lined up is absolutely amazing! Some other personal favorites involved:

Buckley F. Williams
Potfry
Jake Jacobsen
John Bambenek
Basil
John Stephenson
Pamela
Cao

And this has got to be a hoot...

Misha

Good thing it's the Internet and not the airwaves! Misha can be damned funny, but he pulls no punches and the language on his blog could make a sailor blush at times!

And there are many more! Among those listed on the blogroll and apparently lined up for sometime in the future...

Gateway Pundit

The whole thing is the brainchild of this character right here...

Kender

Good luck, guys and gals! I hope it's a big hit!

Now, if only I had high-speed Internet! Gawd, how I hate dial-up! The only trouble is, I can't afford $60 per month for cable and DSL isn't offered in my area yet! AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!

For those of you who live somewhere in the 21st Century, let me know what I'm missing. I'm really curious as to how this experiment is going. Thanks!


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UPDATE: 7/14

This would be a good place to remind you all of some other cool carnivals you should visit!

Carnival of Crazy XXVI: Batfrisch Crazy
Snakes on a Carnival of Comedy
Carnival of Satire #42

And where the HELL has Will Franklin been lately anyway? Oh... Nevermind!

MIDWEST BLOGMEET UPDATE!

Bingo! The Blogmeet scheduled for this weekend has a name-o...

"OGMEET" - in honor of Og the Neanderpundit, who started the ball rolling on this shindig!

Leslie of Leslie's Omnibus has taken care of many of the arrangements, and the details are now posted right here for all to see.

Og has arranged a trip to the shooting range on Saturday morning for those of you looking to shoot something off other than your mouths, and gives everyone the detailed rundown on that excursion here.

You may bother Leslie at Omnibus-dot-Driver-at-gmail-dot-com or Og at mhardig-at-aol-dot-com if you need any further information, as I am only an innocent bystander!

If you are hoping to meet me, I plan on being there sometime on Friday night at The Stonewood Ale House in Schaumburg with my lovely wife in tow. Leslie will be there wearing a Stetson, Og will not be able to make it due to his having oral surgery that day. I am not certain if I will make any of the other events this weekend at this stage of the game.

I hope to actually meet some of you there, though so far, I don't know too many of the players very well at all. Should be interesting, though, and I'll likely blog something about it when I get the chance! If you plan on showing up, let me know and I'll look for you there!

It's party time!!!

[Previous post on this subject is HERE.]

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The Jawa Report

Protest at the New York Times Building in NYC: Two Eyewitness Accounts!

Pam Meister of Blogmeister USA was there with her camera. Be sure to check out her photo-laden firsthand account of this newsworthy event!

Also there with her camera: That other great blogger named Pamela from Atlas Shrugs.

Basil Interviews Lyn Perry...

Since I blegged for questions for Bloggin' Outloud's Lyn Perry (in response to his none-too-subtle request), I thought you might like to read the fruits of his labored pursuit of the Basil's Blog spotlight! And yes, two of the questions were submitted by Your's Truly.

If you haven't read any of the Basil interview sessions before, you might want to check them out. Many of them are quite humorous and the concept is a whole lot of fun!

Captions Outrageous! Winners [Junichiro Has Left the Building Edition]

Announcing the winners of the 51st ever Right Place Photo Caption Contest!

Thank you to one and all who participated!

Presenting the top 25 captions for this picture from AP Photo/Charles Dharapak via Yahoo!



MOST HONORABLE MENTION:

-- "Please to tell me... which way to famous commode? Tennessee sushi not sitting well on tummy..."

Beerme


-- "Very nice. But if you really want to impress me, try taking a dump without dying."

Buckley F. Williams


-- "Are you ready to go back to the psychiatric ward, Mr. Prime Minister?"

Doc


-- After seeing that new movie with Antonio Banderas as a dance instructor, Junichiro thought learning the waltz would help him overcome some of his... shortcomings.

GOP and College


-- Asked about the North Korean situation, the PM burst into a particularly bad rendition of I'm Arr Shook Up.

jimmyb


-- "This is my impression of Elvis... singing Turning Japanese."

John Ruberry


-- "...And this is how we used to skin cats on our family farm."

-- Long Duk Dong tries to impress his new American-style girlfriends with his impression of Richard Gere playing the air guitar.

-- "Do you feel the spirit of Elvis in you?"
"No, that's just the fried squid doing a number on me."

Pam


-- ...And with a guess of "Al Gore," Priscilla won that round of charades.

Rodney Dill


-- "Ahmadinejad is SO jealous right now. He's been dying to see the Liberace Museum ever since he was a little boy in culottes."

V the K


-- Priscilla and Lisa Marie gawk awardly at the frozen Japanese Prime Minister, who was turned to stone after looking Helen Thomas directly in the eyes.

-- "...So, once you're holding the bull's balls, you've got his undivided attention and can insert the suppository thusly."

-- "Trust me, Mr. Prime Minister, if you're going hunting with Dick Cheney, a real gun will do you no good."

-- "Wind him up again and see if he'll moonwalk!"

walrus


THE TOP TEN:

#10: Japan joins the U.S. in "The War Against Disco."

Steve O


#9: "I don't sing Hound Dog; it makes me hungry."

Damian G.


#8: ♫ Ruv me tender... ♫

the man


#7: "It's still not as bad as when Chirac went to Broadway dressed as Carol Channing."

V the K


#6: "You may not know this, but 'Koizumi' is Japanese for 'more cowbell'!"

LongTabSigO


#5: ♫ Koizumi's World! Party time! Excellent! ♫

Beerme


#4: "That's cute, Juni, but my dad didn't write Mr. Roboto."

hatless in hattiesburg


#3: All your bass are belong to us!

walrus


#2: "Gee, I don't know Mom, I think Madam Tussaud's really screwed up 'Young Elvis' this time..."

Adjustah


And the winning entry for this Caption Contest...


#1: ♫ Please to not be stepping on honorable Blue Suede Shoes ♫

D. Carter


Bravo! Bravo!

Encore! Encore!

ONGOING:
Captions Outrageous! [Out to Launch Edition]

Enjoy!


PREVIOUS PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST WINNERS:

Oh, Thank Heaven for 7/11 Edition
Fickle Finger of Fate Edition
Things Are Looking Up Edition
Rage in the Cage Edition
Not So Mellow Fellow in Yellow Edition
The Beards and the Beads Edition
Weapons of Mash Destruction Edition
You're Al I Ever Wanted Edition
His Cup Runneth Over Edition
The Eyes Have It Edition
Jeepers Veepers Edition
Huggermugger Edition
Ear's to You Edition
Heavy Medal Edition
Village of the Damned Edition
White on Rice Edition
Sunny Side Up Edition
Absentee Mallet Edition
French Tickler Edition
In Through the Out Door Edition
Frankenstein Meets Godzilla Edition
Heaven Must Be Missing an Angel Edition
Spirits of Christmas Present Edition
Dorito Bandito Edition
Shadow of His Former Self Edition
When the Saints Go Mouthing Off Edition
The Face That Sunk 1000 Ships Edition
Surely You Jest Edition
And the Camel They Rode in on Edition
Chucky Squeeze Edition
On Dangerous Ground Edition
Here's Cooking at You Edition
Catch a Falling Star Edition
Iran So Far Away Edition
Weapons of MASS. Obstruction Edition
Censure and Sensibility Edition
Big Easy Rider Edition
Acid Reflex Edition
Pride in Prejudice Edition
A Bush in the Hand Edition
Wouldn't You Give a Hand to a Friend Edition
The Forecast Calls for Snow Edition
I Shot the Sharif Edition
Giving Him the Boot Edition
Frozen Assets Edition
In Over Her Head Edition
Globe Al Warming Edition
A Thousand Points of Light Edition
All Your Fitzmas Are Belong to Us Edition
Russian Hands and Roman Fingers Edition