The Moonbat Song

(sung to the tune of "Moon Shadow" by Cat Stevens)

The left is being swallowed by the Moonbats
Moonbats Moonbats
Seething and a-frothing little Moonbats
Moonbats Moonbats

And ever since they lost their heads
Forgot to swallow all their meds
And ever since they lost their heads
We-de-de-de-de, we-de-de-de
They just can't control their rage

And if they ever lost their mouths
Their ugly bilge would still pour out
And if they ever lost their mouths
We-de-de-de-de, we-de-de-de
They'd still type their insane screeds

The left is being swallowed by the Moonbats
Moonbats Moonbats
Seething and a-frothing little Moonbats
Moonbats Moonbats

And if you ever lose your mind
And stick your head up your behind
And if you ever lose your mind
We-de-de-de-de, we-de-de-de
You, too, can be one of them

And when they lost election night
And started howling at the right
And when they lost election night
We-de-de-de-de, we-de-de-de
They called everyone rude names

Didn't think they could lose it
They claim the result's a lie
Didn't think they would lose it
Now all they can do is cry

The left is being swallowed by the Moonbats
Moonbats Moonbats
Seething and a-frothing little Moonbats
Moonbats Moonbats
Moonbats Moonbats
Moonbats Moonbats