Captions Outrageous! [Junichiro Has Left the Building Edition]

The above photo comes to us from AP Photo/Charles Dharapak via Yahoo!

This contest will last approximately one week.

Good luck!


ONGOING THROUGH MONDAY, JULY 3rd

Russian Hands and Roman Fingers Edition

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I not only like to host photo caption contests, I like to play them, too! Be certain to check out the latest contests at these great blogs. They deserve your support. (Now listed alphabetically.)

Bravo Zulu
The Bullwinkle Blog, Where Mr. Right finished 3rd last week.
Commonwealth Conservative
The Daily Brief
The Gone Rick Motel
GOP and College
GOP and the City, Where Mr. Right took both 3rd and 10th last week.
A Limey In Bermuda
Sine Qua Non Pundit
Villainous Company
Wizbang!

And don't forget to check out the best caption blog in the business, where your captions can always, if good enough, get promoted to the front page...

Caption This!

Taking the week off...

Rodney Dill of Outside the Beltway
Will Franklin of WILLisms
Lyn Perry of Bloggin' Outloud
Chris of Lucky Dawg News

UPDATE 7/1:

Castle Argghhh asks: WHATZISS???

UPDATE 7/2:

Loyal Right Place captioner The Good Lt. joins in on the caption contest craze at The Jawa Report!

UPDATE 7/4:

Now Harvey has a caption contest going over at IMAO.

Boy, I tell ya --- everybody wants to get into the act!

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MOST RECENT CAPTION CONTEST WINNERS:

Frozen Assets Edition
In Over Her Head Edition
Globe Al Warming Edition
A Thousand Points of Light Edition
All Your Fitzmas Are Belong to Us Edition

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Castle Argghhh!
Basil's Blog
Marathon Pundit

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UPDATE 7/10:

This contest is now closed...

WINNERS ARE POSTED HERE!

The latest contest is HERE!

Thank you all for playing!

Come On, People Now, Smile On Your Brother ...

... everybody get together, try to love one another right now.

Let's all sing together for DNC chairman Howard Dean, who's calling for a return of the 1960's. Yeah, that decade.

(CNSNews.com) - America is about to revisit one of the most turbulent decades in its history, Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean told a religious conference in Washington, D.C., on Tuesday. "We're about to enter the '60s again," Dean said, but he was not referring to the Vietnam War or racial tensions.

Dean said he is looking for "the age of enlightenment led by religious figures who want to greet Americans with a moral, uplifting vision."

"The problem is when we hit that '60s spot again, which I am optimistic we're about to hit, we have to make sure that we don't make the same mistakes," Dean added.

I don't know. The race riots. The rioting at the '68 Democratic Convention. The assassinations - two Kennedy's and Dr. Martin Luther King. Kent State. The "Great Society" - not so great, as it turned out. The "War on Poverty" - which failed.

It was no picnic for Democrats, who managed to lose the '68 Presidential election to a retread in Richard Nixon, then get absolutely swamped with George McGovern their standard bearer in '72. And that in the middle of an "unpopular" war. Is Mr. Dean really sure he wants the 60's again? I hope he hasn't been smoking any of those funny cigarettes.

Well, at least gas was cheap then. Okay, now, sing with me!

There's something happening here.
What it is ain't exactly clear...

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The Conservative Cat

Wictory Wednesday - June 28, 2006

Once again, it is time for Wictory Wednesday! Today's spotlight falls on Virginia Senator George Allen, a terrific conservative! Thanks as always to John Bambenek of Part-Time Pundit...

This week Wictory Wednesday is supporting the reelection of Senator George Allen of Virginia. Sen. Allen has been a consistent supporter of conservative values in the Senate, earning a place in the ranks of the American Conservative Union's Best and Brightest.

Sen. Allen is a supporter of fiscal conservativism and introduced legislations to require a balanced budget. He also supported a law that would dock congressmen's paychecks if they failed to produce a budget by October 1st. The idea that legislators should be penalized for failure to do the few things they must do is one that should be whole-heartedly supported.

While Senator Allen does support accountability for school systems and supporting programs that succeed, support for school choice is notably lacking. There is no better accountability than allowing people to leave failing schools, taking tax dollars with them.

Illegal immigration is an issue many legislators are running away from while Senator Allen has the courage to take a stand. He understands what should be common-sense, immigrating legally is a good thing, immigrating illegally is a bad thing. It is obvious that decades of not enforcing immigration law hasn't worked and perhaps it's time we give law and order a chance. We don't need to demean the people who came here while the government basically said it wouldn't enforce the law, but that doesn't mean blanket amnesty… or for that matter, lavishing rewards on illegal immigrants.

Lastly, while it has become chic for members of Congress to suggest it's time to surrender to America's enemies and to proclaim that America is the cause of every world problem, Senator Allen understands that no victory came through surrender. The war on terror and Iraq are difficult problems that lesser men run away from by planting their heads in the sand. Winning the War in Iraq takes time and with plans for troop reductions under way, it's clear that "stay the course" is not only a strategy, but a strategy that's working.

Please considering donating to Sen. Allen's reelection campaign or volunteering your time.

This has been a production of the Wictory Wednesday blogburst. If you would like to join Wictory Wednesday, please see this post or contact John Bambenek at jcb (dot) blog [at] gmail {dot} com.

Do you blog? Instead of just expressing anger and dismay at what is going on in Washington, D.C., please join us in working to increase Republican majorities, elect more conservatives and defeat liberals everywhere. It is the only way we will ever win!

Remember: Refusing to support Republicans won't hurt the RINO factions, it will only help Democrats and their far-left liberal kook base seize power! Thank you.

Captions Outrageous! Winners [All Your Fitzmas Are Belong to Us Edition]

Announcing the winners of the 49th ever Right Place Photo Caption Contest!

Thank you to one and all who participated!

Presenting the top 25 captions for this picture from AP Photo/Ron Edmonds, File via Yahoo!



HONORABLE MENTION:

-- "Indict THIS, losers!"

-- "No Fitzmas for YOU!"

-- "Yes, he may be baby-faced, but we're talkin' Rosemary's-Baby-faced here."

-- "Karl, have you got any more Kos television appearances lined up yet? Those things are working wonders for Republican prospects."

-- President Bush and Karl Rove watch as Joe Wilson is handcuffed and frog-marched into Department of Justice headquarters.

D. Carter


-- "Hey, Karl, where'd you pick up that Teflon again???"

DaveD


-- "No, Karl... smirk-ier!"

Greg Finnegan


-- "Hey, Karl! Did you hear the one about the two gay Irishmen, Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick?..."

MagicalPat


-- "Gee, Karl -- your hair smells terrific!"

McGehee


-- Karl Rove smiles, knowing he's driven the rabid left crazy. Mission accomplished.

Pam


-- "Don't take this the wrong way, Karl, but your head is thirty pounds overweight."

-- "Remind me never to play liars' poker with you, Karl."

radio free fred


-- Incredibly, Bush speaks while Rove has a mouth full of water.

spacemonkey


-- "Looks like the Dems are wrong again, Karl. I don't see a '6-6-6' back there at all!"

-- "Karl, you can cut out the 'Who's yer daddy?' look any time now."

walrus


THE TOP TEN:

#10: "Karl, are you doin' that mind control thing again?"

Beerme


#9: Yesterday, the Washington press corps witnessed a partial eclipse of the son.

hatless in hattiesburg


#8: "Pssst! Hey, Karl... Did you just see the TruthOut WebServer catch fire?"

RFA


#7: "Mr. President, please stop blowing in my ear. You promised to make your Presidency different than the Clinton Presidency."

Pam


#6: "Karl, I know you're disappointed. All that wasted time practicing your frog march..."

MagicalPat


#5: "Come on, Karl, make the Democrats look stupid again! Please?"

walrus


#4: "Karl, knock off the Jedi Mind-Tricks and have Ann Coulter put her dress back on, it's startin' to get a bit creepy."

walrus


#3: ♪ Let's do the Frog March again!
It's just a hop to the Left... ♪

walrus


#2: "...The same thing we do every night, Karl: Try to take over the world!"

Rodney Dill


And the winning entry for this Caption Contest...


#1: "Pssst! Don't look now, Karl, but there are a lot of Kos Kids with lumps of coal lookin' for you."

walrus


BONUS LINK!

For anyone familiar with the origin of the whole "All your base are belong to us" theme of this contest, this piece by Stew is a must see!


BONUS!

Presenting, a brand new Fitzmas carol...

♪ All the liberals pause and stare at me
My charges are dropped as you can see
They don't know just who to blame for this catastrophe!
But their one wish on Fitzmas Eve is as plain as it can be!

All they want for Fitzmas
Is my big smart head,
My big smart head,
See my big smart head?

Gee, if they could only
Have my big smart head,
Then they could wish me
"Merry Fitzmas."

It seems so long since they could say,
"Karl Rove rotting in a prison!"
Gosh oh gee, how happy they'd be,
If they could only indict (Plame, Plame)

All they want for Fitzmas
Is my big smart head,
My big smart head,
See my big smart head?

Gee, if they could only
Have my big smart head,
Then they could wish me
"Merry Fitzmas!" ♪

Damian G., take a bow!


Bravo! Bravo!

Encore! Encore!

ONGOING:
Captions Outrageous! [Russian Hands and Roman Fingers Edition]

Enjoy!


PREVIOUS PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST WINNERS:

Oh, Thank Heaven for 7/11 Edition
Fickle Finger of Fate Edition
Things Are Looking Up Edition
Rage in the Cage Edition
Not So Mellow Fellow in Yellow Edition
The Beards and the Beads Edition
Weapons of Mash Destruction Edition
You're Al I Ever Wanted Edition
His Cup Runneth Over Edition
The Eyes Have It Edition
Jeepers Veepers Edition
Huggermugger Edition
Ear's to You Edition
Heavy Medal Edition
Village of the Damned Edition
White on Rice Edition
Sunny Side Up Edition
Absentee Mallet Edition
French Tickler Edition
In Through the Out Door Edition
Frankenstein Meets Godzilla Edition
Heaven Must Be Missing an Angel Edition
Spirits of Christmas Present Edition
Dorito Bandito Edition
Shadow of His Former Self Edition
When the Saints Go Mouthing Off Edition
The Face That Sunk 1000 Ships Edition
Surely You Jest Edition
And the Camel They Rode in on Edition
Chucky Squeeze Edition
On Dangerous Ground Edition
Here's Cooking at You Edition
Catch a Falling Star Edition
Iran So Far Away Edition
Weapons of MASS. Obstruction Edition
Censure and Sensibility Edition
Big Easy Rider Edition
Acid Reflex Edition
Pride in Prejudice Edition
A Bush in the Hand Edition
Wouldn't You Give a Hand to a Friend Edition
The Forecast Calls for Snow Edition
I Shot the Sharif Edition
Giving Him the Boot Edition
Frozen Assets Edition
In Over Her Head Edition
Globe Al Warming Edition
A Thousand Points of Light Edition

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Quick Blog Update...

Busy, busy, busy!

I hope to be able to get the photo caption contest with Bush & Rove judged and posted sometime tonight, but it might not be up until tomorrow, depending on available time the rest of today.

I started researching a big project that I hope to get done with in the next week or two.

I have to update my scoring sheets on the photo contests, as well, as I would hate to end up having too many to tally at the same time at the end. The big year end championship post for the Caption Hall of Glory will be posted as soon after the conclusion of the 52nd contest as possible. For those that are wondering, the latest ongoing contest featuring Slick Willy is #50, so we are in the homestretch!

I know the Anthology site is hopelessly outdated, it is on my long-term to-do list.

And, yes, we are about due for another round of inductions into the Frequent Flyers Club. That will likely happen within the next few weeks.

Sorry for the lack of frequent posts, but I am trying to make this blog worth reading on a weekly basis at least, right now daily is a little too much to handle. Now, off to more chores and errands...

CUL8R!

Captions Outrageous! [Russian Hands and Roman Fingers Edition]

The above photo comes to us from AP Photo/Northside Center for Child Development, Gregory P. Mango via Yahoo! (Broken link.)

This contest will last approximately one week.

Good luck!


ONGOING THROUGH MONDAY, JUNE 26:

All Your Fitzmas Are Belong to Us Edition

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I not only like to host photo caption contests, I like to play them, too! Be certain to check out the latest contests at these great blogs. They deserve your support.

Outside the Beltway
WILLisms
GOP and the City, where Mr. Right came in 4th last week.
The Bullwinkle Blog
The Gone Rick Motel
Bloggin' Outloud
Wizbang!

Some great regular weekly photo contests that I've never linked to before...

The Daily Brief
Bravo Zulu
A Limey in Bermuda

And don't forget to check out the BEST CAPTION BLOG in the business, where your captions can always, if good enough, get promoted to the front page...

Caption This!

***UPDATE 6/26:***

The new contest is now up at Lucky Dawg News, featuring a babe in a bikini and some lucky fat guy!

With the Jawa Report still down after another particularly vicious Islamofascist DNS attack, Howie is keeping busy and trying his hand at the caption game this week, too at Howie's Moisture Farm. Stop by and help caption UBL for him, won't you!

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Giving Him the Boot Edition
Frozen Assets Edition
In Over Her Head Edition
Globe Al Warming Edition
A Thousand Points of Light Edition

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Basil's Blog
The Truth Laid Bear
Marathon Pundit
Howie's Moisture Farm

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UPDATE 7/4:

This contest is now closed...

WINNERS ARE POSTED HERE!

The latest contest is HERE!

Thank you all for playing!

Pegging the Needle on the Retreat and Defeat Meter...

An excellent new resource is now available at Hang Right Politics:

The Retreat and Defeat Meter

It is an effort to gather all the idiotic quotes from the usual suspects on the left about how we cannot win and/or should beat a hasty retreat from the War in Iraq! The wonderful folks at HRP would like your help in compiling it, so if you can think of anything they missed or happen to catch any new ones, be certain to pass them along!

PARTY TIME!

Okay, listen up! There is a Midwest Blogmeet coming up in Schaumburg, IL, near Chicago, on July 14, 15 and 16 at the Wyndham Hotel.

I have been asked to help spread the word, and I would like to stop by and meet some of you folks there.

Details are HERE.

Thanks to Leslie and Og for setting this thing up.

Now, what do you say? Who's going to be there?


UPDATE 6/22

I am waiting for Leslie to get back to me with some further details, which I will pass along when I can. For the record, I am not involved in the planning, I am only helping to spread the word. Stay tuned...

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Howie's Moisture Farm
The Jawa Report

Wictory Wednesday - June 21, 2006

It's that time of the week again, and this week Mr. John Bambenek has picked a terrific candidate to spotlight, especially given whom she is running against!

This week Wictory Wednesday presents Diana Irey for US Congress. Diana is running against ex-Marine Rep. John Murtha from Pennsylvania who needs no explanation as to why he should be replaced. This race began as what seemed to be an uneventful race against an incumbent who not only didn't expect competition, but is planning on making a run to become House Minority Leader.

Diana Irey served for ten years as commissioner of Washington County and served on a number of boards and commissions bring jobs and fiscal discipline to the local government. She supports not only lower taxes but lower government spending. While Murtha's campaign seems to revolve around nothing else but the Iraq War (albeit an important issues), Irey is approaching running for office with a variety of stances on issues including supporting victory in Iraq and treating soldiers with respect, not as criminals.

Most importantly Diana is not a beltway bureaucrat and has served only in local offices until now. She will not only bring a local perspective to a seat that is held by an individual more concerned with his own national profile, she will support balanced budgets and intelligent policy-making to a Congress that has shown itself to be free with the money entrusted to it.

Please consider supporting the campaign of Diana Irey for the House of Representatives for the 12th District of Pennsylvania.


This has been a production of the Wictory Wednesday blogburst. If you would like to join Wictory Wednesday, please see this post or contact John Bambenek at jcb (dot) blog [at] gmail {dot} com.

Do you blog? Instead of just expressing anger and dismay at what is going on in Washington, D.C., please join us in working to increase Republican majorities, elect more conservatives and defeat liberals everywhere. It is the only way we will ever win!

Remember: Refusing to support Republicans won't hurt the RINO factions, it will only help Democrats and their far-left liberal kook base seize power! Thank you.

Captions Outrageous! Winners [A Thousand Points of Light Edition]

Announcing the winners of the 48th ever Right Place Photo Caption Contest!

Thank you to one and all who participated!

Presenting the top 25 captions for this picture from Kevin Lamarque/Reuters via Yahoo!




HONORABLE MENTION:

-- "What you Democrats do to your own world is of no concern to the rest of the galaxy, but if you carry your high taxes, your social engineering and your wild-eyed Senators to other planets, you will face annihilation! Come, Gort."

D. Carter


-- To thank his son for finishing Saddam, George, Sr. gave W one of his 1,000 points of light.

Greg Finnegan


-- Also Sprach Karl Rove.

hatless in hattiesburg


-- See, I TOLD you I was always the Rising Son!

LongTabSigO


-- ♪ Ding ♪

-- "By the power of Greyskull..."

the man


-- Imperial Margarine makes a comeback with President Bush on the label.

-- In an attempt to win the gay vote, President Bush dons a tiara and belts out showtunes on Oprah.

Pam


-- The lights are on, but 'guest workers' are moving into your home.

spacemonkey


-- "Ahhhhhh... Fahrvergnügen!"

Steve O


-- ♪ I feel pretty, Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and... ♪

"I'm from Texas, dammit. We don't say that word."

Stew


-- "Dang, I guess those Iranians were further along in their nucular program than we thought..."

V the K


-- Everyone talked about doing it, but only George Bush succeeded... IN SPLITTING ATOMS WITH HIS MIND!

-- Nothing like the death of a despicable, loathsome terrorist to brighten up your day.

-- Sunshine Superman

walrus


THE TOP TEN:

#10: "I slew Hillary with my sword, and now I'm the Patron Saint of England? How does that work?"

V the K


#9: The President poses for a new image intended to replace the pyramid on the back of the one-dollar bill.

hatless in hattiesburg


#8: Instead of just going for highlights, George decided to add actual "sun" to his hair.

Rob B.


#7: And that’s when Dubya got an idea; an awful idea. A terrible, wonderful, awful idea!

Rodney Dill


#6: For Democrats, the "light at the end of the tunnel" revealed a terrifying sight.

D. Carter


#5: George Bush did the trick where he uses his brainwaves to create light, but all the Democrats at the party complained that it leaned to the right.

Steve O


#4: With the Democrats always complaining about the separation of Church and State, Bush decided to finally push them over the edge into outright lunacy.

walrus
[Ed. note: Too late! They're already there!]


#3: "No, Jeb, I ain't gonna turn around. We both know there's not a four-hundred foot tidal wave of Country Time Lemonade bearing down on me."

V the K


#2: It finally "dawns" on Mr. Bush what true conservativism means.

hatless in hattiesburg


And the winning entry for this Caption Contest...


#1: Halo to the Chief

Zsa Zsa


Bravo! Bravo!

Encore! Encore!

ONGOING:
Captions Outrageous! [All Your Fitzmas Are Belong to Us Edition]

Enjoy!


PREVIOUS PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST WINNERS:

Oh, Thank Heaven for 7/11 Edition
Fickle Finger of Fate Edition
Things Are Looking Up Edition
Rage in the Cage Edition
Not So Mellow Fellow in Yellow Edition
The Beards and the Beads Edition
Weapons of Mash Destruction Edition
You're Al I Ever Wanted Edition
His Cup Runneth Over Edition
The Eyes Have It Edition
Jeepers Veepers Edition
Huggermugger Edition
Ear's to You Edition
Heavy Medal Edition
Village of the Damned Edition
White on Rice Edition
Sunny Side Up Edition
Absentee Mallet Edition
French Tickler Edition
In Through the Out Door Edition
Frankenstein Meets Godzilla Edition
Heaven Must Be Missing an Angel Edition
Spirits of Christmas Present Edition
Dorito Bandito Edition
Shadow of His Former Self Edition
When the Saints Go Mouthing Off Edition
The Face That Sunk 1000 Ships Edition
Surely You Jest Edition
And the Camel They Rode in on Edition
Chucky Squeeze Edition
On Dangerous Ground Edition
Here's Cooking at You Edition
Catch a Falling Star Edition
Iran So Far Away Edition
Weapons of MASS. Obstruction Edition
Censure and Sensibility Edition
Big Easy Rider Edition
Acid Reflex Edition
Pride in Prejudice Edition
A Bush in the Hand Edition
Wouldn't You Give a Hand to a Friend Edition
The Forecast Calls for Snow Edition
I Shot the Sharif Edition
Giving Him the Boot Edition
Frozen Assets Edition
In Over Her Head Edition
Globe Al Warming Edition

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Articulate A Position. Please.

Thanks to the Times' Select Cone of Silence I had to obtain this information on a Frank Rich column from Tom Maquire. Given that source I believe the excerpt to be accurate. Mr. Rich is taking his customary jabs at President Bush over the war in Iraq, while simultaneously bemoaning the inability of the Democrats to craft a relevent position.

On the war, Democrats are fighting among themselves or, worse, running away from it altogether. Last week the party's most prominent politician, Hillary Clinton, rejected both the president's strategy of continuing with "his open-ended commitment" in Iraq and some Democrats' strategy of setting "a date certain" for withdrawal. She was booed by some in her liberal audience who chanted, "Bring the troops home now!" But her real sin was not that she failed to endorse that option, but that she failed to endorse any option.

Like Mr. Bush, she presented a false choice — either stay the course or cut and run — yet unlike Mr. Bush, she didn't even alight on one of them.

Mr. Rich, like all Democrats before him, and like all Democrats to come I'll wager, declines to define that third option. After all, if you don't articulate a position, what could there possibly be to criticize? And he's upset at Hillary? She at least recognizes that the fence she's trying to straddle has a sharp edge. And, like the Democrats, he caricatures administration Iraq policy without acknowledging the contingencies on which said policy is based. As if the hole he's digging for himself needed to be deeper:

Those who are most enraged about the administration's reckless misadventures are incredulous that it repeatedly gets away with the same stunts. Last week the president was still invoking 9/11 to justify the war in Iraq, which he again conflated with the war on Islamic jihadism — the war we are now losing, by the way, in Afghanistan and Somalia.

Defeatism is not a policy that America will embrace. Democrats, to their small credit, recognize this, which is why they get angry when they are made to go on record. Mr. Rich does not.


UPDATE: For more on this kind of defeatism, see the Wall Street Journal today.

As for Mr. Murtha's proposal that U.S. forces should redeploy to some nearby part of the Middle East, this is merely a disguise for what everyone would understand was a defeat in Iraq. Anyone who doubts it should merely listen to Mr. Murtha, who said again yesterday on NBC's Meet the Press that "We can't win a war like this." It's more accurate to say that our troops have a harder time winning a war with political leaders as inconstant as Mr. Murtha, who voted to commit U.S. troops but now lacks the will to finish the job.

That'll leave a mark.

cross posted at Joust The Facts

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!

From all of us at The Right Place!



Artwork borrowed from the talented folks HERE.

Captions Outrageous! [All Your Fitzmas Are Belong to Us Edition]

The above photo comes to us from AP Photo/Ron Edmonds, File via Yahoo!

This contest will last approximately one week.

Good luck!


ONGOING THROUGH MONDAY, JUNE 19:

A Thousand Points of Light Edition

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MORE ROVE RELATED FUN:

Don't miss my critically acclaimed new song parody:

Ms. American Spy

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I not only like to host photo caption contests, I like to play them, too! Be certain to check out the latest contests at these great blogs. They deserve your support.

Outside the Beltway
WILLisms, Where Mr. Right WON IT ALL for a second week in a row last week!
GOP and the City
The Bullwinkle Blog
The Gone Rick Motel
Bloggin' Outloud
Wizbang!

And don't forget to check out the best caption blog in the business, where your captions can always, if good enough, get promoted to the front page...

Caption This!


UPDATE 6/17:

More caption fun - Argghhh!

UPDATE 6/18:

The new contest is ready at Lucky Dawg News.

For anyone familiar with the origin of the whole "All your bases are belong to us" theme of this contest, Stew Magoo's new post is not to be missed...

Get Stewed presents his own version of: All Your Fitzmas Are Belong To Us!


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MOST RECENT CAPTION CONTEST WINNERS:

I Shot the Sharif Edition
Giving Him the Boot Edition
Frozen Assets Edition
In Over Her Head Edition
Globe Al Warming Edition

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Thanks for the links!

Castle Argghhh!
Marathon Pundit

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UPDATE 6/27:

This contest is now closed...

WINNERS ARE POSTED HERE!

The latest contest is HERE!

Thank you all for playing!

Pelosi Decides!

I wondered if House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi would figure out what to do about Rep. William Jefferson of Louisiana. She looked everywhere for help, but most turned their back or threw up their hands in puzzlement. It looks as if a decision was ultimately reached.

WASHINGTON - Add political banishment to the list of problems confronting Rep. William Jefferson, ensnared in a bribery scandal that fellow Democrats hope to turn to their election-year advantage.

"Democrats are determined to hold a high ethical standard," the party's leader, Rep. Nancy Pelosi, said Thursday night after engineering a 99-58 vote of the rank and file that stripped Jefferson of his seat on the tax-writing House Ways and Means Committee.

"This isn't about proof in the court of law. This is about an ethical standard," Pelosi said. "I wish that the White House would do the same."

The White House? She's not mad about the Rove non-indictment, is she? Still, to her credit, I believe, she did the right thing in sanctioning a member of Congress who was found to have $90,000 of FBI marked bills from a sting operation in his freezer. Of course it's race that's the reason, not corruption.

Asked if he thought race was a factor in Pelosi's decision, Jefferson replied before the vote, "It's not happened before. The first time it's happening, it's happening to an African-American."

The assertion that race is a factor has already been floated by members of the Congressional Black Caucus, including Watt, who question why Rep. Alan Mollohan of West Virginia, a white Democrat who also is under investigation, was allowed to keep his seat on the equally powerful Appropriations Committee.

I strongly doubt that Mr. Jefferson's race was a factor, but I have to admit that the dissimilar treatment of Mr. Mollohan raises that question. I suspect a better explanation is that with the "culture of corruption" grandstanding that Democrats were doing they hoped that by not making a big deal out of the Mollohan problems they might be forgotton by voters. Then the Jefferson problem cropped up, fairly dramatically, and they were forced to deal with it.

But hey, good luck with that "culture of corruption" thing, Ms. Pelosi.

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Thanks for the links!

Daou Report
memeorandum

This Is Sheer Brilliance!

Someone with an acutely keen mind and a whooooole lot of time on their hands, painstakingly edited bits and pieces of Lord knows how many Bush speeches to come up with THIS!

You simply must hear it to believe it, it is truly awesome!

[NOTE: To appreciate it fully, you must be familiar with the U2 song Sunday Bloody Sunday.]

Senate Rejects Iraq Pullout

You can read the news reports and get more information that I'd be able to give you. I have a couple of observations, though.

• It wasn't close. 93-6 was the vote, with the six being Kerry, Kennedy, Boxer, Feingold, Byrd and Harkin. Kerry and Feingold are the only two with presidential aspirations, firmly courting the irrational left.
  
• Rep. Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, spoke up:
  
  "This is a war that is a grotesque mistake," countered House Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi of California. She called for a fresh strategy — "one that will make us safer, strengthen our military, and restore our reputation in the world."
  
  It'll be a cold day in San Francisco before Ms. Pelosi articulates such a strategy.
  
• "Kerry called the vote "fictitious" and promised further debate next week on the issue."
  
  Fictitious? Well, he would know. Just like Christmas in Cambodia and the Magic Hat. And the Boston Marathon. And the Winter Soldier investigation.

cross posted from Joust The Facts.

Ms. American Spy

In honor of the momentous events of these last few days, I channeled my inner-moonbat and came up with (dare I say it): the world's very first Fitzmas Carol! A tune destined to be sung by joyous moonbats every Fitzmas Eve as they gather around the tree and exchange gifts! I hope you enjoy it...


Ms. American Spy
(Sung to the tune of Don McLean's American Pie)

A short, short time ago
I can still remember
How the "Plame Game" used to make me smile
And as I read those D-Kos rants
I got a big bulge in my pants
And thought maybe we'd get "Chimpy" for awhile

But then June 12th made me shiver
Fate became an "Indian Giver"
Bad news on the Internet
Precisely what I had fret!

Oh, I remember how I cried
When I thought of Wilson's "outed" bride
Something deep within me fried
The day that Fitzmas died

So don't cry, Ms. American Spy
We'll get Libby for his fibby
And then Cheney will fry
And that smirking chimp will finally wave us goodbye
Singin', this'll be the day donkeys fly
This'll be the day donkeys fly

Did you see the film Loose Change?
And do you have faith you're not deranged
Though ev'rybody tells you so?
Do you believe in "Downing Street"
The "Memo" that'll get Shrub impeached?
And can you prove Kerry won O-hi-o?

Well, I know that Diebold rigs machines
'Cause the exit polls are all I need
Vote counts are just a ruse
I'd Ra^ther trust CBS News!

I was a lone mid-thirties ne'er do well
In my Mommy's basement on her old-school Dell
But I could have sworn I was in Hell
The day that Fitzmas died

I started singin':
Don't cry, Ms. American Spy
We'll get Libby for his fibby
And then Cheney will fry
And that smirking chimp will finally wave us goodbye
Singin', this'll be the day donkeys fly
This'll be the day donkeys fly

For nearly six years, we'd been overthrown
Reading psychotic rants in Rolling Stone
Believing every conspiracy
Will Pitt had to vent his spleen
With a quote he borrowed from Howard Dean
And a scream that came from you and me

Oh, and while Chimp's polls were looking down
Fitz dropped the ball and lost his crown
The Grand Jury was adjourned
No indictment was returned
And while Markos read a book on Marx
Code Pink protested in the park
Neil Young sang dirges full of snark
The day that Fitzmas died

We were singing:
Don't cry, Ms. American Spy
We'll get Libby for his fibby
And then Cheney will fry
And that smirking chimp will finally wave us goodbye
Singin', this'll be the day donkeys fly
This'll be the day donkeys fly

Bash 'em, smash 'em, gut 'em all and trash 'em
Repukes get off, seems we just can't thrash 'em
All our hopes are fading fast
Nancy's built a House of glass
Those frozen assets could bite our ass
Didn't need that freezer full of cold hard cash

Thought TruthOut's scoop meant Karl Rove's doom
We envisioned his frog-marching gloom
Our cause it would advance
Oh, but we never got the chance
'Cause Leopold's tale was far afield
Those "business hours" refused to yield
Do you recall "Sealed Versus Sealed"?
The day that Fitzmas died

We started singing:
Don't cry, Ms. American Spy
We'll get Libby for his fibby
And then Cheney will fry
And that smirking chimp will finally wave us goodbye
Singin', this'll be the day donkeys fly
This'll be the day donkeys fly

Oh, and there we were all in one place
Moonbats lost in cyberspace
With no chads left to count again
So come on, Fitz be nimble, Fitz be quick
Indict some Rethug and make it stick
'Cause indifference is the fascists' only friend

And as I watched him on the news
My lips were clenched 'round some cheap booze
But no drink the store would sell
Could break Bushitler's spell
And as the "Plame Game" died out in the light
To cheers from the "Religious Right"
I saw Freepers laughing with delight
The day that Fitzmas died

We were singing:
Don't cry, Ms. American Spy
We'll get Libby for his fibby
And then Cheney will fry
And that smirking chimp will finally wave us goodbye
Singin', this'll be the day donkeys fly
This'll be the day donkeys fly

I met a girl who'd popped some 'ludes
And I asked her to improve my mood
But she told me that she was gay
I went down to the DU board
Where I'd read the good news weeks before
But the threads there said the indictment wouldn't play

And in the streets Mother Sheehan screamed
Franken cried, and Al Gore schemed
No "truth to power" spoken
Air America was broken!
And the blogger I admired most
Armando from the Daily Kos
He hopped a Lear Jet for the coast
The day that Fitzmas died

And they were singing:
Don't cry, Ms. American Spy
We'll get Libby for his fibby
And then Cheney will fry
And that smirking chimp will finally wave us goodbye
Singin', this'll be the day donkeys fly
This'll be the day donkeys fly

They were singing:
Don't cry, Ms. American Spy
We'll get Libby for his fibby
And then Cheney will fry
And that smirking chimp will finally wave us goodbye
Singin', this'll be the day donkeys fly!

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UPDATE 6/16:

I fixed a line that I had inadvertently flipped in the original post, and altered it slightly:

But Air America was broken
No "truth to power" spoken!

is now...

No "truth to power" spoken
Air America was broken!

Sorry for the perfectionism, but it bugged me!

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Related:
The Day That Fitzmas Died [Mr. Right]
Merry Fitzmas! [Stephen Johnson]

Not to be missed (another new Fitzmas tradition):
Brainster's Blog: "The Night Before Fitzmas"

Or enjoy Pat's poem a whole new way: As read by MICHELLE MALKIN in a slinky little outfit!

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Happy Birthday, U.S. Army!

Our good friend Oak Leaf (yes, folks, he's a Lt. Col in the U.S. Army Reserve) wanted us to be certain to remember this special day!

And, oh yes, it happens to be Flag Day, as well.



God bless America and the men and women who have given so much to keep her free!

Decorations come from HERE

Wictory Wednesday - June 14, 2006

Once again, we proudly present Wictory Wednesday, courtesy of Mr. John Bambenek...

This week Wictory Wednesday is supporting the reelection of Jean Schmidt to the House of Representatives.

Congresswoman Schmidt is a supporter of private property rights against the rising level of abuse of eminent domain by cities and states. Emiment domain is the widely criticized practice by which local governments kick you out of your home, pay you a (now very deflated) price for your house, and then hand it over to big business. Some of the rampant abuse of eminent domain has had governments pay only $1 for property worth over a million, and the City of New London charging "back rent" for citizens who exercise their legal rights and challenged the city's eminent domain action in court. Congresswoman Schmidt is commited to ending the abuse of local governments by curtailing eminent domain.

Representative Schmidt has been a strong proponent of fiscal responsibility and has cosponsored legislation to give the President a line-item veto to help curtail the abuse of earmarks tagged on to legislation. She also understands that part and parcel of cutting taxes is reducing spending, not increasing it.

Lastly, Representative Schmidt understands that a nation worthy of the title of nation must secure it's borders. This is not to say all legal immigration should be stopped, but it should be a matter of common sense that immigration should be regulated and orderly. While it may be difficult to craft a a solution to illegal immigration, it does not follow that an open-borders, full amnesty, and large payoff to illegals is the way to go.

Please consider donating to Representative Schmidt's campaign or volunteering your time.

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The Day That Fitzmas Died

Not a Good Morning to be a Moonbat!

Okay. Imagine, for just a minute, that you've lost your mind. You are a committed leftist, who really and truly ought to be "committed", who's body, mind and soul have been drowned in a sea of Bush Derangement Syndrome (BDS) since the 2000 election was "stolen" by the "fascists".

How do you feel this morning waking up to the news that Santa Fitz won't be coming to your house with that KKKarl Rove indictment you've been hoping... wishing... PRAYING for (even though there is no God, of course)? Not today, not ever!

It's too much to bear! Coming just days after your heroic "Freedom Fighter" in Iraq, al-Zarqawi, was iced by Bush in a transparent attempt to rescue his falling poll numbers and kick the Haditha story off the front page... and now, THIS has to happen! Why???

Just a month ago, TruthOut.org published an exclusive scoop promising ROVE HAD ALREADY BEEN INDICTED!!! Dear, Gaia, where oh where is that valium???

IT HAS TO BE ANOTHER CONSPIRACY!!!

Take a good look at the picture below, my little DUmmies. It's a photoshop, of course, and it is the only way it will ever happen: In the world of make believe, where those of you in the "Reality Based Challenged Community" dwell...


SOURCE

So consider this an open thread to enjoy the thrills of Schadenfreude. And if you find some delicious threads somewhere you wish to share, drop me a line via comments or e-mail and I'll post them when I can. For now, let me start us off with this...

DUmmie FUnnies: "Rove Won't Be Charged in C.I.A. Leak Case"

THIS POST WILL MOST ASSUREDLY BE UPDATED... STAY TUNED!

UPDATE #1:

IMAO: "Rove Is Unindicted and Out for Our Blood!"
ScrappleFace: "Rove Cleared, Zarqawi Dead, GOP Doomed"

UPDATE #2:

This is a MUST READ! Pure genius, Pat!

Brainster's Blog: "The Night Before Fitzmas"

UPDATE #3:

And the hits just keep on coming! This is hilarious...

The Politburo Diktat: "Jason Leopold Indicted"

Merry Fitzmas!

There's going to be a lot of teeth gnashing in the lefty fever swamp today:

The prosecutor in the C.I.A. leak case on Monday advised Karl Rove, the senior White House adviser, that he would not be charged with any wrongdoing, effectively ending the nearly three-year criminal investigation that had at times focused intensely on Mr. Rove.

The decision by the prosecutor, Patrick J. Fitzgerald, announced in a letter to Mr. Rove's lawyer, Robert D. Luskin, lifted a pall that had hung over Mr. Rove who testified on five occasions to a federal grand jury about his involvement in the disclosure of an intelligence officer's identity.

In a statement, Mr. Luskin said, "On June 12, 2006, Special Counsel Patrick Fitzgerald formally advised us that he does not anticipate seeking charges against Karl Rove."

I'm now off to the Daily Kos and Democratic Underground for an overdose of schadenfreude! ;-)

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Thank you to one and all who participated!

Presenting the top 35+ captions for this picture from CP PHOTO/HO, Paramount Classics - Eric Lee via Yahoo!




First, a couple of fun little links...

BONUS! THE WHACKO DOES YAKKO AWARD:

♪ United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru
Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador too
Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana and still
Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina, and Ecuador, Chile, Brazil
Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda, Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan
Paraguay, Uruguay, Suriname, and French Guiana, Barbados and Guam

Norway and Sweden and Iceland and Finland and Germany, now one piece
Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia, Italy, Turkey and Greece
Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania, Ireland, Russia, Oman
Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia, Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq and Iran
There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan, both Yemens, Kuwait and Bahrain
the Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal, France, England, Denmark and Spain

India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan, Thailand, Nepal and Bhutan;
Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh, Asia, and China, Korea, Japan
Mongolia, Laos, and Tibet, Indonesia, the Philippine Islands, Taiwan
Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New Zealand, then Borneo and Vietnam
Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola, Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana
Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia, Guinea, Algeria, Ghana

Burundi, Lesotho and Malawi, Togo, the Spanish Sahara is gone
Niger, Nigeria, Chad and Liberia, Egypt, Benin and Gabon
Tanzania, Somalia, Kenya and Mali, Sierra Leone and Algiers
Dahomey, Namibia, Senegal, Libya, Cameroon, Congo, Zaire
Ethiopia, Guinea-Bissau, Madagascar, Rwanda, Mahore and Cayman
Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Yugoslavia,
Crete, Mauritania, then Transylvania, Monaco, Liechtenstein, Malta and Palestine, Fiji, Australia, Sudan! ♪

McGehee

[ED. NOTE: Did anyone care to watch the Animaniacs video for this? I thought you might!]


BONUS! THE CAPTAIN JERK DOES CAPTAIN KIRK DOES CAPTAIN FANTASTIC VIDEO "TRIP" AWARD:

Gore Does Shatner: "She packed my bags... last night preflight... zero hour nine ayem... and I'm gonna be HI-I-I-I-GH... as a kite, by then..."

V the K

[ED. NOTE: Stewie Griffin does a mean version of this video classic himself!]


HONORABLE MENTION:

-- "Hey, man, I just inhaled some greenhouse gasses... and I am SO BAKED!!!"

D. Carter


-- "New from Post: It's Albert-O's, now with tasty greens! It's totally cereal!"

Damian G.


-- "Why, thanks for that compliment. Many folks have told me the world has become a smaller place since I invented the Internet."

DaveD


-- "I invented the earth."

Doc


-- "While driving in my limo to my private jet, I was disgusted to see so many SUVs driven by evil rightwingers."

ILikeIke


-- "Houston, we have some space junk above Europe... do we have clearance to obliterate from orbit?"

John Ruberry


-- Al Gore shows that he is the center of the universe, we are all orbiting him.

-- "Oh God, Gore just punched Bulgaria!"

-- "Nashville, we have a problem."

the man


-- Indisputable proof that global warming is caused by Al Gore.

McCain


-- (♪ 2001 Space Odyssey Music ♪)
He invented the Internet (♪ bom boaam ♪)
He RE-invented government (♪ booaam booaam ♪)
Now, in 2006, (H)AL Gore will take us to space... and recreate the earth!

MorningSun


-- "Welcome to the Restaurant at the End of the Galaxy. The entrée for today is a nice warmed Earth."

-- "In our international weather report, a large gaseous cloud has formed over Western Europe and Africa, but it is expected to dissipate by 2008."

-- "Actually, this world is orbiting around ME!"

-- GORE: "See, if this peninsula to my right would've just counted their votes correctly, I'd be President."

OFFSTAGE: "Um, Al... that's Spain."

-- Quick! Give Mexico a stick and tell 'em Al's a piñata.

Rodney Dill


-- "Does it feel warmer in here, or is it just me?"

Steve O


-- "Earth to Algore, Earth to Algore, Earth to Algo... screw it, let him drift."

-- Al Gore's doctor was a tad worried about that huge, earth shaped boil growing out his side.

-- Al Gore decides the earth needs a hug.

-- NASA releases a rather unique picture of two planets: Earth and Uranus.

-- ♪ Ground control to Major A-hole, Ground control to Major A-hole. Take your protein pills and put your tin foil hat on. ♪

-- "We told Al to lay off the helium, but nooooooooooooooooo! He just loved that squeaky voice a little too much..."

-- "Look! It's MechaGore! Run for your lives!!!"

-- The United States today unveiled their new space based weapon system. Called the Super Snore, it instantaneously renders its target, anywhere in the world, comatose by exposing it to a concentrated beam of Al Gore's personality.

walrus


THE TOP TEN:

#10: Al Gore's ego shown in actual scale size to the Earth.

Rodney Dill


#9: "If nothing is done about global warming, BILLIONS of people will die over the NEXT HUNDRED YEARS!"

spacemonkey


#8: As Al drops his drawers, the Moon in the Man becomes visible from Earth.

Rodney Dill


#7: After his Big Boy capsule got blown to bits, Dr. Evil flew away in his new Al Gore capsule, vowing to come back someday to avenge himself upon Austin Powers.

Pam


#6: Many assumed the Gore Nebula would, of course, be a bipolar emission nebula, but, in the end, scientists settled on a more appropriate choice for the Gore Nebula.

Rodney Dill


#5: Earth collectively breathed a sigh of relief as the AlGore2000 asteroid narrowly missed it.

walrus


#4: "Now somebody help me here. Where is Chad?"

Doc


#3: "...And so, to prevent the frozen tundra in the Canadian Arctic from becoming fertile farmland, we must immediately destroy the economy."

Steve O


#2: And on the seventh day, Al rested.

D. Carter


And the winning entry for this Caption Contest...


#1: A picture of the Earth and its Moon(bat), taken from space.

Steve O


Bravo! Bravo!

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