Captions Outrageous! Winners [On Dangerous Ground Edition]

Announcing the winners of the 31st ever Right Place Photo Caption Contest!

Thank you to one and all who participated!

Presenting the top 25 captions for this picture from Tullio Puglia/Reuters via Yahoo!




#25: "All right, boys... remember, heads down! Don't look directly at Meduzillary without the mirrors!"

MorningSun


#24: "That was close. I almost stepped in that Chirac."

charles austin


#23: "Rachel Corrie? That you?"

Rodney Dill


#22: "It resembles the Democrats' platform, but we all know what it really is."

Steve O


#21: Donald Rumsfeld was mildly surprised to learn that Howard Dean can poop and fly at the same time.

Bill W.


#20: "Now, if you look closely, you can see where we keep the Democrats."

Republican Vet


#19: "I don't want to see the pigeon that left that!"

McGehee


#18: Aide: "Jack Bauer's Work?"
Don: "Yep."

Rodney Dill


#17: "Gentlemen, THAT is what happens to you if you make Chuck Norris angry."

Carl


#16: "Perhaps there's something to this 'global-warming' theory afterall," thought Rumsfeld as he walked through the canals of Venice with his detail.

Son of the Godfather


#15: "Senator Kerry, get off your knees. We have a better way to deal with these terrorists."

the man


#14: The agents felt secure, after all, "Mr. Rumsfeld's" hands were tied, and there were 4 agents covering him. But they were in for a surprise... He was beginning to believe that he was... THE ONE.

Special Ed


#13: "Sorry, Helen Thomas, but you really shouldn't pop out of a dark alley like that... Do you require medical attention?"

Son of the Godfather


#12: In Howard Dean's most frequent psychotic dream sequence, Sec. of Defense Donald Rumsfeld is cuffed and frog-marched to stand for charges before the members of Democratic Underground.

T.M.


#11: "That, boys, is a warm, steamy pile of malaise --- otherwise known as Jimmy Carter's Legacy."

THIRDWAVEDAVE


#10: "So that's what happened to the Democrats' credibility!"

Windhamite


#9: "Sometimes you have to go for a walk with the shoes you've got, not the shoes you want or wish you could have. And the pair of shoes I'd want before stepping in that... has never been made! That pile right there, that's a known unknown and I'm steering clear of it."

McGehee


#8: "Well, if you had to arrest me for something, it was worth it for decking that Pelosi b*tch!"

Son of the Godfather


#7: "Here's another one. We must be getting close to the Vice President's party."

walrus


#6: "Hmmm... that's interesting. Make note of that, Johnson, for future reference: pedestrians in Tunis don't have the right-of-way."

D. Carter


#5: A few seconds later, a scuffle broke out as Rumsfeld and his entourage simultaneously spotted a quarter on the street.

D. Carter


#4: "Okay, so now we know a Euro dropped from the top of the Eiffel Tower will kill a man. I owe you a Coke."

V the K


#3: "The White House press corps ninnies insist on us reporting any significant item to them right away. Inform them there is a pigeon fatality on Albury Drive."

Son of the Godfather


#2: "Ok, boys, help Senator Kennedy get to his feet and pour him into his Oldsmobile."

D. Carter


And the winning entry for this Caption Contest...


#1: "Hmmm... Looks like Cheney's been wandering around with the safety off again."

D. Carter


Bravo! Bravo!

Encore! Encore!

Presenting:

Captions Outrageous! [Here's Cooking at You Edition]

Enjoy!


PREVIOUS PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST WINNERS:

Oh, Thank Heaven for 7/11 Edition
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The Beards and the Beads Edition
Weapons of Mash Destruction Edition
You're Al I Ever Wanted Edition
His Cup Runneth Over Edition
The Eyes Have It Edition
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Huggermugger Edition
Ear's to You Edition
Heavy Medal Edition
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In Through the Out Door Edition
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Dorito Bandito Edition
Shadow of His Former Self Edition
When the Saints Go Mouthing Off Edition
The Face That Sunk 1000 Ships Edition
Surely You Jest Edition
And the Camel They Rode in on Edition
Chucky Squeeze Edition

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Here are the overall rankings for the first 30 caption contests!!!

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PC Run Amok At UW

This is the most depressing thing that I've read all week - and that's saying a lot:

It’s well known that college students today aren’t as educated in our nation’s history as they should be, but it’s still hard to grasp the mind-bending political correctness just displayed by the University of Washington’s student senate at its campus in Seattle.

The issue before the Senate this month was a proposed memorial to World War II combat pilot Gregory “Pappy” Boyington, a 1933 engineering graduate of the university, who was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor for his service commanding the famed “Black Sheep” squadron in the Pacific. The student senate rejected the memorial because “a Marine” is not “an example of the sort of person UW wants to produce.”

Digging themselves in deeper, the student opponents of the memorial indicated: “We don’t need to honor any more rich white males.” Other opponents compared Boyington’s actions during World War II with murder.

“I am absolutely bewildered that the Student Senate voted down the resolution,” Brent Ludeman, the president of the UW College Republicans, told me. He noted that despite the deficiencies of the UW History Department, the complete ignorance of Boyington’s history and reputation by the student body was hard to fathom. After all, “Black Sheep Squadron,” a 1970s television show portraying Colonel Boyington’s heroism as a pilot and Japanese prisoner of war, still airs frequently on the History Channel. Apparently, though, it’s an unusual UW student who’d be willing to learn any U.S. history even if it’s spoonfed to him by TV.

As for the sin of honoring a rich white male, Mr. Ludeman points out that Boyington (who died in 1988) was neither rich nor white. He happened to be a Sioux Indian, who wound up raising his three children as a single parent. “Colonel Boyington is luckily not around to see how ignorant students at his alma mater can be today,” says Kirby Wilbur, a morning talk show host at Seattle’s KVI Radio. Perhaps the trustees and alumni of the school will now help educate them.

Perhaps - because the professors at the university certainly aren't.

Long Feared "Bush Purge" Reportedly Now Underway, "Reality Based Community" Crying Out for Action

All over America, in the dead of night, liberals are disappearing --- kidnapped from their beds by marauding, brown-shirted, goose-stepping Republican goon-squads, who show them no mercy! At least, that is what many have come to believe...

It all began with whispers of a conspiracy on the far-left edge of the blogosphere weeks ago and has since blossomed into a full-fledged panic among many of those from the "Reality Based Community".

"Our worst fears have finally been realized! They've started rounding us up! I knew this was coming! I knew it!" screamed Ken Little, a frequenter of the Democratic Underground, or DU. "It's just like Hitler and the Nazis all over again! We tried to warn people, but they just wouldn't listen! Well, are you happy now??? Don't think Bush is gonna stop with us, he's coming for you, too! All of you --- well, except all you Fascist Neocon c***suckers, that is! I hope you all die!"

According to a source within the progressive community, who wished to remain anonymous "for obvious reasons," one of the first victims of the "Bush Purge" appears to be an unemployed former Philosophy major from Burlington, Vermont, Noah Smartz, whose Democratic Underground screen name of "Buck Fush" was legendary among his peers.

"He hasn't posted in weeks," said his friend, "and that's just not like him at all! He used to be in here all day, every day... I mean, it's not like he had anything better to do, being unemployed and all in Bushitler's Fascist Wonderland. His sudden extended absence got people talking. The way we figure it, it's proof positive, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that Bushco has begun rounding us all up for extermination! I mean, what else COULD it be??? I really miss his wit - God, I loved that guy! Buck Fush --- now THAT'S comedy! I even changed my own screen name from "Republitards Sukkk" to "Chuck Feney" for awhile, but I changed it back because no one seemed to get the joke. They all thought Chuck was my real name."

Elsewhere, Helen Gonn of the Madison, Wisconsin chapter of the anti-war protest group, Mobilized Operatives Opposing Nazi Bush's American Tyranny, says that she has become very worried about two of her minions, life-partners Shirley Hugh-Geste and Lupe Azaloon, who have not attended the organization's last thirteen protest events over the past seven days.

"This is just not like them. They are truly committed to the cause. This past week we have protested against Chimpy McBushaliburton's illegal war for oil at several local gas stations, the VFW Hall, a war veteran's memorial and a local park where they recently planted some "bushes" --- we demanded they symbolically remove them from our public land the way Bush needs to be removed from office --- they wouldn't have missed any of these immeasurably important events unless something dreadful had happened to them! Bush is to blame, I'm certain of it! Him and his beady little eyes! He's got to be stopped! They're probably down at Gitmo by now being waterboarded and forced to listen to Christina Aguilera music in an overly air conditioned cell! Why isn't the press all over this? The Right-Wing Corporate Media is covering for Chimpy, that's why! It's a conspiracy!"

After we did a little checking, the Right Place was able to determine Ms. Gonn was right about at least one thing, Shirley and Lupe were indeed committed --- to the Rock County Mental Health Center in nearby Janesville.

"They're resting comfortably," said Dr. Ayman Yermind, assistant director of the facility. "It turns out they're both suffering from a severe form of paranoid delusional psychosis. The State Police brought them here just about a week ago after there were reports of them yelling at cars on the Interstate and spray painting anti-Bush slogans on tractor-trailers at a local truck stop. It seems they were convinced that the NSA was after them, wiretapping their brain waves and stealing their thoughts. They claimed they were trying to warn everybody. It's sad really. Synchronized delusions like that in two distinct individuals are quite rare... at least, they used to be."

Learning the true fate of her two missing M.O.O.N.B.A.T. associates did nothing to allay the fears of Ms. Gonn, who only claimed it was confirmation of her contention that the government was indeed rounding up left-wingers. "A mental institution? Ha! I knew it! It's all true --- it all makes sense, now! That's how they're going to do it! They'll just claim we're all insane and round us up out of 'concern' for our 'well-being'!!! Well, we're onto you now, Rove! You'll never get away with this," she screamed as she adjusted the chin-strap on her custom-designed tin-foil hat!

Harry Cheeks, the National Chairman of M.O.O.N.B.A.T., claims that another one of his operatives, Clarence Sales, disappeared earlier this week, shortly after checking a copy of "Fahrenheit 9/11" out of a public library in Austin, Texas. "They must have used the Patriot Act to obtain his library records, saw that he checked out that particular film, and hunted him down like an animal! It all fits! For all we know, that sick bastard Dick Cheney is now using him for target practice! Where does it all end? How many more innocent progressives must pay the ultimate price to make Bushitler's mad dreams of unlimited power over a Fascist Christian Theocracy come true??? When will anybody ever listen to us?"

According to widespread reports on numerous progressive blogs, Bush's secret police force, often referred to as the "Rethuglican Guard", has been using information gathered from illegal NSA wiretaps and little known super-secret provisions of the Patriot Act to form an enemies list and has begun to abduct those on it for brainwashing, torture, scientific experiments... and worse!

"I only hope that this finally wakes people up to the extent of the threat under which we all now must live," wrote blogger Screw the Chimp at his website Wake the F**k Up You Inbred Red State Retards. It should be noted that he is, in fact, the alter-ego of the missing Clarence Sales, who has gone "underground", but pledged to continue to "speak truth to power" until the bitter end --- something he now feels is inevitable. "This administration is capable of anything, up to and including a new Holocaust, which, it would now seem, is already underway! We in the Reality Based Community saw this coming, and we tried to tell you, but you wouldn't listen! Now, it just may be too late, but I, for one, will keep on trying to expose this administration for what it really is: a vast criminal enterprise run by one George W. Bush, the grandson of a Nazi sympathizer, and a man who brazenly stole two Presidential Elections and countless House and Senate races to secure total and complete dictatorial power; Planned and executed, with help from the Israeli government, PNAC and Haliburton, a fake terrorist attack on his own country in order to have an excuse to start a war so he could begin to construct a secret oil pipeline in Afghanistan, then lied about WMD in Iraq to start another war for oil and is, even as I write this, preparing to start a third in Iran based on lies about a non-existent nuclear program there; Has repeatedly sought to repeal all of our Constitutional Rights using such dastardly means as the so-called "Patriot Act" and the NSA wiretaps of innocent Americans; Helped fix the outcome of stolen elections in Afghanistan, Australia, Great Britain, Iraq, Germany and Canada; Has committed and/or abetted, and then covered-up with the help of Karl Rove, Dick Cheney and their willing accomplices in the Corporate Media, countless crimes for which he and his entire administration should have been impeached; and, most importantly, is, as everyone knows, an addle-brained cokehead and drunkard who is too stupid to know how to tie his own shoelaces!"

The Right Place pledges to continue to report any and all developments on this deeply troubling story.

UPDATE: Noah Smartz, aka Buck Fush, has been located. He is currently residing in the Burlington City Jail awaiting arraignment on charges of possession of a controlled substance with intent to distribute after being unable to post bond. He has pleaded not guilty and claims that Presidential Advisor Karl Rove framed him by phoning the police with an anonymous tip after secretly hiding the twenty-seven marijuana plants found growing in a makeshift hothouse in the closet of his bedroom, located in the basement of his parents' Burlington, Vermont home, where he still resides.

Developing...

Thus endeth this week's dabbling in the art of SATIRE!

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SickWishful Thinking

What is wrong with the caption to this article?

Cheney Takes Blame For Shooting; May Face Charges

One would think from it that by accepting responsibility for the accidental shooting of Harry Whittington, Vice President Cheney has left himself open to criminal charges. Really? Let's scroll down to the article's subcaption.

If the man wounded by Dick Cheney dies, the vice president could - in theory at least - face criminal charges, even though the shooting was an accident.

In theory, Mr. Cheney could face charges. But what about the real world?

Kate Sheehy and Deborah Orrin: "Dick Cheney could face a felony aggravated-assault rap — or, if his wounded buddy dies, even negligent homicide.

But it would be a cold day in Texas before either scenario would happen, legal eagles told The Post yesterday.

"One, because it's Cheney, but also because it's clearly an accident," said Texas lawyer David Berg.

He added that criminal liability in hunting accidents is rare because there's automatically "an assumption of risk."

Texas prosecutors have said that if Harry Whittington dies, it could spur a grand-jury probe.

But University of Texas law Professor George Dicks said liability might be found only if there were a "pretty bizarre disregard for the interest of others.""

A lot of folks on the left are in the ghoulish position of hoping that Mr. Whittington dies, so they could use that against Mr. Cheney. No doubt that includes the a--hole who wrote the article that I linked to. To me, this represents a new low in partisanship.

I'll say a prayer for Mr. Whittington, because it's the Christian thing to do. I invite the readers of this blog to do likewise.

Some Valentines...

I've been away from blogging for a little while, so I am a bit late to the party, but be certain to pay a visit to our very good friend, Buckley F. Williams at The Nose on Your Face, who celebrated his first blogiversary a couple days ago and also recently welcomed his 100,000th visitor! And for a present, he would like you to submit a Top 9 List for his contest. I'll get to work on mine as soon as I can find some time. Congratulations, Buckley!

Also, be sure to check out the recently revamped Lucky Dawg News, which looks great, loads a lot faster (on my computer, anyway) and now offers permalinks, trackbacks and comments on each post! If you love NASCAR and the GOP, it's a great place to hang out!

And while you are checking out revamped sites, you should pop over to File It Under..., who unveiled their new Version 2.0 look a few weeks ago, which I keep forgetting to mention. It's nice and all, but I must admit, I do miss the old news ticker...

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CAPTIONS HALL OF GLORY (Thru Contest #30)

[For those of you wondering where the heck I have been recently...]

Oink, oink, my beloved CAP-HOG's!

Having been 10 weeks and 10 contests since we last published the all-time standings for those of you who like to particpate in our weekly photo caption contests, I felt it was time to buckle down and update the list.

I have initiated some changes in the scoring since the last list was posted. I wanted to find a way to recognize those who have contributed some of the hilarious photoshops as well as all of our regulars who come back week after week, even though they may not often land among the winners' lists.

I struggled long and hard to come up with what I felt was a fair way of awarding points, and what I came up with is as follows:

The points values for 1st thru 5th place captions will remain unchanged...

1st Place = 10 pts
2nd Place = 7 pts
3rd Place = 5 pts
4th or 5th Place = 3 pts

However, with an increase in participation and entries per player and, therefore, longer winners' lists each week, I have added a point to each 6th thru 10th place finish...

6th Place thru 10th Place = 2 pts

All finishes from 11th on back and the various bonus awards or special mentions handed out remain worth 1 point each...

11th Place or Lower = 1 pt
Bonus Award or Special Mention = 1 pt

[Note: My own captions or captions mentioned from other contests but not submitted to this one are not awarded any points.]

The major change is for photoshops. It was difficult to come up with a fair method of scoring them, as they are often very creative and can be quite time-consuming, but there is no real competition for photoshops where they are pitted against one another. What I decided to do was to make each photoshop that gets pasted in any of the "winners" posts here on this blog worth 5 points each, which is half as much as a first place caption and equal to a third place caption. Photoshops (or mini-movies) posted elsewhere but linked to in the "winners" posts were treated the same as bonus awards and given one point apiece. Now, Chris can take his rightful place among our Elite Circle, where he belongs, and others who have submitted photoshops (I. Ronnie, Rodney Dill and Windhamite, so far) can have something to show for their efforts!

Photoshop Displayed = 5 pts
Photoshop or Other Creative Work Linked to = 1 pt

Finally, for those of you who keep coming back to play despite not being regularly rewarded, as some others are, with winning captions, I have begun to award participation points. How it works is this, every player, regardless of whether they make the winners' list or not, is given 1 credit for every contest they particpate in. It doesn't matter whether you have submitted 1 caption or 100, each week you play is worth 1 credit. Why not 1 for each caption? Because it would just cause people to enter any old thing that comes into their heads just to roll up points, which is not fair to anyone, especially me, who has to tabulate this stuff! Anyway, when you accrue 4 credits, you are rewarded 1 point. In other words, you now get 1 point for every 4 contests you play in, regardless of any other points you may or may not receive. Got it? Good...

Participation in 4 contests = 1 pt

All scoring changes are retroactive to the beginning of the contest. This made for a busy last couple of weeks for me, so I hope all of my hard work will not go unappreciated! For those of you wondering, yes I have copies of the comments left in all of the archived photo contests, including those lost to Haloscan purges. I attempted to double and triple check all of my work to make it as accurate as possible.

The toughest part came in discerning players who have used more than one ID or multiple people using alike ID's over the course of these contests. I used to be able to check e-mails, which I can no longer do for lost comments, so I had to rely on my memory to properly match participation points to the right people in a few cases. "DWC" was interpreted as "D. Carter", "Anon" as "Anna", "Pam" from Blogmeister USA was differentiated from the "Pam" in the very first contest, "serfer62" and "serfer" were treated as the same person, and the first "Greg" was credited for appearing in 4 early contests before vanishing with a second distinct "Greg" showing up much later on. If I have any of this wrong, feel free to help me correct the record.

As we go forward, it should be much easier to assemble future updates as long as I keep the same, or very similar, scoring standards. (Allelujah!)

In recognition of those who have played in the most contests, here is a list of our most ardent warriors through the first 30 contests, as well as all of the rest of you who have earned participation points --- a round of applause, please!

28 - Rodney Dill
23 - spacemonkey
20 - D. Carter; Hoodlumman
19 - Anna; Doc
18 - SJJ
17 - Maggie; V the K; Zsa Zsa
16 - THIRDWAVEDAVE; T.M.
15 - Buckley F. Williams
14 - don; Dr. Phat Tony; I. Ronnie; Special Ed; Stew; the man; Will Franklin
13 - charles austin
12 - Windhamite
11 - Chris; John Ruberry
10 - MFG
9 - Bill W.; Damian G.; DaveD; jimmyb; McGehee; Steve O
8 - ILikeIke; Laurence Simon
7 - bullwinkle; McCain
6 - Chris Short; LongTabSigO; peter; Pluto's Dad; Rob B.; walrus
5 - Bob; Carl; Jeanette; Mister Snitch!; Songbird
4 - bohemianlikeyou; Brainster; COGirl; Dave E; Greg (1); joe-6-pack; opine6; Pam; serfer; Son of the Godfather

(By the way, if you are wondering why you, too, should be playing, keep this in mind: in addition to the "winners" posts and points being handed out, many of the listings on my blogroll have come from among the ranks of the caption contest particpants over the last 7 months, with regular players getting the "Frequent Flyers Club" treatment [i.e., top of the blogroll]. Besides, it's fun!)

Now, without further ado, The Right Place is proud to present, the third official listing of our infamous Captions Hall of Glory --- or CAP-HOG. Where do you rank?

NOTE: Tie-breaks were applied all the way down the list whenever needed and were as follows (in order):

Top Finish; Times at Top Finish; Second Highest Finish; Times at Second Highest Finish; Each Successive Remaining Ordinal; Times at Each Successive Remaining Ordinal; Times Charted; Times Participated; Week of Most Recent Participation.


THE CHAMPIONS

GOLD MEDALIST

1) V the K (125 pts) 4x WINNER: Weeks 16, 17, 23, 30
[17 Contests, 38 Times Charted, 14 Top Fives]

SILVER MEDALIST

2) D. Carter (110 pts) WINNER: Week 19
[20 Contests, 33 Times Charted, 14 Top Fives]

BRONZE MEDALIST

3) Rodney Dill (97 pts) 3x WINNER: Weeks 12, 14, 22
[28 Contests, 27 Times Charted, 12 Top Fives, 1 Photoshop]

THE ELITE (The Rest of the Top 25)

4) spacemonkey (55 pts) WINNER: Week 2
[23 Contests, 19 Times Charted, 5 Top Fives]

5) Chris (53 pts)
[11 Contests, 1 Time Charted, 1 Top Five, 8 Photoshops]

6) Buckley F. Williams (47 pts) 2x WINNER: Weeks 5, 26
[15 Contests, 9 Times Charted, 4 Top Fives]

7) Hoodlumman (46 pts) WINNER: Week 3
[20 Contests, 14 Times Charted, 6 Top Fives]

8) I. Ronnie (43 pts)
[14 Contests, 10 Times Charted, 5 Top Fives, 2 Photoshops]

9) Son of the Godfather (42 pts)
[4 Contests, 16 Times Charted, 5 Top Fives]

10) T.M. [aka Giacomo] (36 pts) WINNER: Week 29
[16 Contests, 12 Times Charted, 3 Top Fives]

11) don (35 pts) WINNER: Week 6
[14 Contests, 10 Times Charted, 4 Top Fives]

12) Special Ed (33 pts)
[14 Contests, 10 Times Charted, 4 Top Fives]

13) Windhamite (31 pts)
[12 Contests, 6 Times Charted, 4 Top Fives, 1 Photoshop]

14) charles austin (29 pts) 2x WINNER: Weeks 4, 25
[13 Contests, 5 Times Charted, 3 Top Fives]

15) the man (26 pts)
[14 Contests, 7 Times Charted, 5 Top Fives]

16) THIRDWAVEDAVE (25 pts) WINNER: Week 15
[16 Contests, 6 Times Charted, 2 Top Fives]

17) John Ruberry [aka Marathon Pundit] (24 pts) WINNER: Week 27
[11 Contests, 6 Times Charted, 3 Top Fives]

18) Maggie (24 pts) WINNER: Week 8
[17 Contests, 6 Times Charted, 2 Top Fives]

19) SJJ (23 pts) WINNER: Week 1
[18 Contests, 6 Times Charted, 2 Top Fives]

20) Doc (23 pts)
[19 Contests, 7 Times Charted, 2 Top Fives]

21) Dr. Phat Tony (22 pts) WINNER: Week 21
[14 Contests, 5 Times Charted, 2 Top Fives]

22) WG (22 pts)
[3 Contests, 4 Times Charted, 4 Top Fives]

23) Steve O (22 pts)
[9 Contests, 7 Times Charted, 2 Top Fives]

24) Will Franklin (20 pts)
[14 Contests, 9 Times Charted, 1 Top Five]

25) Songbird (18 pts)
[5 Contests, 8 Times Charted, 1 Top Five]

THE CONTENDERS

26) Edward (17 pts) WINNER: Week 7

27) Rob B. (16 pts) WINNER: Week 10

28) Bill W. (16 pts) WINNER: Week 9

29) bullwinkle (16 pts)

30) Laurence Simon (16 pts)

31) McGehee (16 pts)

32) Damian G. (15 pts) WINNER: Week 20

33) ILikeIke (15 pts) WINNER: Week 18

34) Brainster (14 pts) WINNER: Week 13

35) Mike (12 pts) WINNER: Week 11

36) Anna (12 pts)

37) JannyMae (11 pts) WINNER: Week 28

38) eeoowww (10 pts) WINNER: Week 24

39) peter (10 pts)

40) MFG (10 pts)

MORE FINE PLAYERS

9 Points

Gerry Owen
DaveD
Evan

7 Points

Sean P
PK
Mister Snitch!
Zsa Zsa

5 Points

DeanS
Lorie Byrd
oregano
dave
Axel Kassel

4 Points

bohemianlikeyou
Pam
joe-6-pack
Stew

3 Points

Laer
bill c
Crimsonfisted
Greg Toombs
Jeanette
opine6
Carl

2 Points

Stephen Johnson
GunnNutt
Walter Clark
Darrell
Ken
Ferdinand T. Cat
Mikey
John the Trog
piercello
Tony M
Emile Zola
DL
Algonquin
walrus
Dave Craddock
LongTabSigO
jimmyb

1 Point

BCL
Rurik
cahmd
Sgt Fluffy
Greg Finnegan
McCain
Chris Short
Pluto's Dad
Bob
Dave E
Greg (1)
serfer
COGirl

Previous CAP-HOGery...

Thru Contest #15
Thru Contest #20

[Next on the long-term to-do list, I think it might be about time for some more frequent flyer miles and that Anthology site, which still doesn't even show any of the fine work of Anna and T.M., is way overdue for an update. As time permits...]

Al Gore's Top Ten Signs ...

... that Arabs are being mistreated in America

10. When Al Gore grew his beard, the male population of America failed to follow suit.


9. "Guest Worker" program is not scheduled to include Arab males with a talent for beheading.

8. What's wrong with having an "addiction to oil?"

7. Tennessee barbecue is still routinely made with pulled pork.

6. The speaking fee for Gore is a lot lower here than in Saudi Arabia.

5. The death penalty is still routinely administered by lethal injection, instead of the standard hurling from roof of the courthouse.

4. Americans still giggle when they hear the word "falafel."

3. Pillsbury has not developed a new "Star & Crescent" roll.

2. In a standard deck of cards, "suicide kings" still shown with swords instead of bomb vests.

1. All this effort and Al Gore, needing that sick oil money, still hasn't been made a member of the Saudi royal family.

Captions Outrageous! [On Dangerous Ground Edition]

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Captions Outrageous! Winners [Chucky Squeeze Edition]

Announcing the winners of the 30th ever Right Place Photo Caption Contest!

Thank you to one and all who participated!

NOTE: A number of the caption entries this time were repeats from contest #11, the Jeepers Veepers Edition. In an attempt to keep things fresh, those that were too close to the winning entries from the other contest were set aside in favor of newer ideas.

Presenting the top 15 captions for this picture from AP Photo/Charles Dharapak via Yahoo!





#15: "Senator Kerry, you know I hate it when you steal my doobie."

Rurik


#14: "Shrinkage..."

Carl


#13: "Sorry, phantom pimple."

V the K


#12: We can't really infer anything from the hand gesture... I mean, is he attempting to tell us the length, or width?

Son Of The Godfather


#11: Senator Schumer experiences just a little "agenda" envy.

Rodney Dill


#10: "Well, if you must know, Mr. Vice President, mine is only this big. Explains a lot, doesn't it?"

McGehee


#9: "I don't care if the camera is this small, I'm right there in front of it. You can take that to the bank, Judge."

T.M.


#8: "Sorry for the funny face, my distinguished collegues, but I'm currently passing a stone this size, and it hurts like a mother..."

Son Of The Godfather


#7: Without the handlebar mustache, Schumer's evil gesture loses some of it's impact.

Dr. Phat Tony


#6: "You are wise, Alito-san... But can you deal with the awesome fury that is... THE CLAW?!?"

Son Of The Godfather


#5: "Well, sure the Enzyte helped, but what the hell good is it if you're hung like this?"

Son Of The Godfather


#4: "Of course we Democrats care about National Security, Mr Attorney General. We care about it this much!"

Brainster


#3: "And the truth is, Democrats share this much in common with the middle class in America."

DeanS


#2: What has four eyes, a brain stem, a nose like a bottle opener, and mates with cameras?

D. Carter


And the winning entry for this Caption Contest...


#1: "This is the approximate length of the leash Move-On and George Soros is keeping us on these days."

V the K


Bravo! Bravo!

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More Than One Way To Kill A Program

Yesterday's Washington Post carried an editorial as a lead in to the hearings on the NSA terrorist surveillance program. One excerpt, and the Post's interpretation, struck me as strange. See what you think.

The editorial, There Ought To Be A Law, points out that "al Qaeda certainly is aware that U.S. intelligence agencies monitor various forms of communications," then asks the question, "Given that, why does it make sense to decide -- even before trying -- that there's no way to update the law without tipping off terrorists?"

Well, the reason being given by AG Gonzales may be that the administration is worried about tipping off terrorists about the nature of the intercepts, but there may be another reason. Witness this paragraph:

Mr. Gonzales said in December that the administration "had discussions with members of Congress . . . about whether or not we could get an amendment to FISA, and we were advised that . . . was not something we could likely get, certainly not without jeopardizing the existence of the program, and therefore, killing the program." But lawmakers are routinely entrusted with highly classified information. If the administration is arguing that the law can't be rewritten with enough specificity without also revealing its details -- well, why not at least get behind closed doors with lawmakers and try?

The Post editors are assuming here that the issue was in possibly revealing the nature of a classified program. I don't think so. It appears to me, in reading Mr. Gonzales quote, that the administration was more worried about the politics of getting such legislation passed in the poisoned partisan atmosphere of Congress. They were concerned that the Democratic partisans would use the opportunity to kill a valuable security program rather than to make minor changes in the law to protect and continue it.

And what makes me think that Congress would let partisan politics kill a valuable national security program? This.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A group of U.S. senators, demanding increased protection of civil liberties, defied President George W. Bush on Friday by blocking renewal of the USA Patriot Act, a centerpiece of his war on terrorism.

A showdown bid to end debate and move to passage of renewal legislation fell eight votes short of the needed 60 in the 100-member Senate. The vote was 52-47, with a handful of Republicans joining most Democrats in a procedural roadblock.

Bush replied, "The senators who are filibustering the Patriot Act must stop their delaying tactics so that we are not without this critical law for even a single moment."

Captions Outrageous! [Chucky Squeeze Edition]

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Announcing the winners of the 29th ever Right Place Photo Caption Contest!

Thank you to one and all who participated!

I was hoping this would be one of the best caption contests yet, and you folks did not disappoint! Be sure to see many more funny captions in the original comment section linked above, as there were just simply too many to list them all!

Presenting the top 25 captions for this picture from AP Photo/Al-Jazeera/APTN, File via Yahoo!





#25: "I'm with you, dude - I haven't got A CLUE what those gold squiggly lines mean."

LongTabSigO


#24: "An IUD for a camel? Could be, I guess."

Greg Finnegan


#23: "I'm sorry, I forgot... which one of us is the 'good cop' and which is the 'bad cop'?"

Special Ed


#22: CNN tagline: "Afghani patriots consider their next move."

Windhamite


#21: "Next up on the swap shop, Osama has a nice shiny thing he would like to sell. Osama, could you tell us what it is?"

"Well, I'll tell you, Abu. It's all that's left of my solid gold 4-poster that was in my cave when the infidels blew it up."

Sgt Fluffy


#20: "Did you see last night's episode of 24?"

Special Ed


#19: "Ayman, have you ever felt, you know, not so fresh?"

Son Of The Godfather


#18: "Oh, Great Osama, Destroyer of Infidels and Uniter of the Muslim World... Most Holy Vanquisher of the Great Satan and Representative of Allah... Could you pass the bong this way?"

Son Of The Godfather


#17: "Well, since it was your idea to have a picnic, I assumed you'd bring the picnic basket!"

D. Carter


#16: "I think it would make a fine hood ornament, but we don't have anything but camels and donkeys out here."

Carl


#15: "You take the goat tonight, Zawa - I'll take the sheep..."

MFG


#14: "What is that whistling noise?"

"I don't know, but its getting closer."

Rodney Dill


#13: "One day, al-Zawahiri, all this will be yours."

Rodney Dill


#12: "I've been thinking, Ayman. Because I have you, I don't need 72 virgins."

don


#11: "So, that's your plan? We just sit here with towels on our heads and wait for the Vogons to give us a lift?"

V the K


#10: "Ya' know, Zawa, if we use a fake name and kill the pizza delivery boy, no one would know that we ordered sausage, pepperoni, and Canadian bacon on that extra large."

joe-6-pack


#9: "Sooooo... uhm... you brought us all the way out here to, uhm... 'go camping', and all you brought was the one sleeping bag... hmmmmmm..."

Son Of The Godfather


#8: "Oh, Brother Osama, I am filled with confusion... What do you think Allah intends for me on my path of righteousness if he makes it burn like the fires of the desert when I pee?"

Son Of The Godfather


#7: "Damn it, Osama, I wish I knew how to quit you!"

V the K


#6: "And why, friend Zawahiri, do you wish to know the name of the beneficiary on my life insurance policy?"

D. Carter


#5: "Ayman, I think I will place this Golden Ace award in the niche of the cave above my bed... but I must remember to leave space for my eventual Nobel Peace Prize!"

charles austin


#4: "Okay, how about this? To attract more recruits, we offer a 401(k) with a Roth option and matching contributions. I mean, how much can a retirement plan for martyrs really cost?"

D. Carter


#3: "We must think, brother Ayman... Chavez is a poser... There must be some way I can win my Cindy back from his clutches!"

Son Of The Godfather


#2: "The very first thing we do when we establish the Caliphate is buy some chairs."

D. Carter


And the winning entry for this Caption Contest...


#1: "You're a doctor, Ayman. What exactly did the infidel Bush mean by '20 kiloton suppository'?"

T.M.


Bravo! Bravo!

Encore! Encore!

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Fickle Finger of Fate Edition
Things Are Looking Up Edition
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Not So Mellow Fellow in Yellow Edition
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You're Al I Ever Wanted Edition
His Cup Runneth Over Edition
The Eyes Have It Edition
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White on Rice Edition
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In Through the Out Door Edition
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Spirits of Christmas Present Edition
Dorito Bandito Edition
Shadow of His Former Self Edition
When the Saints Go Mouthing Off Edition
The Face That Sunk 1000 Ships Edition
Surely You Jest Edition

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Bohemian Like You has a re-write for an Oscar-snubbed film that might just get Hollywood to take a second look. [BTW, the earthquake you just felt was "The Man in Black" spinning in his grave!]

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Enjoy!

The Democrat Family Album... a Tribute!

Since the birth of this blog, we have spent a lot of time poking fun at our friends on the left, but we really do love them. Honestly, we do! After all, they are all part of our great big wonderful American family. True, many of them are like the crazy aunt no one likes to talk about, or the 30-something ne'er-do-well nephew who won't move out of his mom's basement, or even the incontinent dog that wets the rug regularly, but in spite of it all - the love is still there.

As a tribute to some of our favorite Democrats and liberals, let us take a few moments to peek through the pages of our family scrapbook at some of the more colorful charcters that we cherish so much...

HARRY BELAFONTE

BARBARA BOXER
"I'll get you, my pretty... and your little blog, too!"

ROBERT BYRD
"What?!? It's a ghost costume... honest!"

WARD CHURCHILL

HILLARY CLINTON

HOWARD DEAN
"Don't come any closer, or the moonbat gets it!"

LOUIS FARRAKHAN

AL FRANKEN

AL GORE

TED KENNEDY
"Who wants to go for a drive?"

JOHN KERRY

MICHAEL MOORE
"Bring me the Bush Administration, they will all suffer for this outrage!"

JOHN MURTHA

RAY NAGIN
[with members of the New Orleans City Council]

"Come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination.
Take a look and you'll see into your imagination.
We'll begin with a spin traveling in the world of my creation.
What we'll see will defy explanation."

NANCY PELOSI

HARRY REID

CINDY SHEEHAN

GEORGE SOROS

HELEN THOMAS

MARKOS MOULITSAS ZUNIGA
"The plan! The plan!"

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"Hey, Western Union Man"

Back in the year 1967, soul singer Jerry Butler did one of my favorite songs, "Hey, Western Union Man." The opening lyrics went like this:

Oh western union man
Send a telegram to my baby
Send a telegram, send a telegram
Who, send a telegram to my baby
This is what I want you to do
I want you to tell her that I'm all alone
I tried to call her on the phone
Tell her I'm in misery
And think she's avoiding me
And if the telegram don't do
Send a box of candy too
And maybe some flowers
Tell her that I missed her for hours and hours
Send a telegram, send a telegram
Send a telegram man

Well, unfortunately, you can't send a telegram anymore:

For more than 150 years, messages of joy, sorrow and success came in signature yellow envelopes hand delivered by a courier. Now the Western Union telegram is officially a thing of the past.

The company formed in April 1856 to exploit the hot technology of the telegraph to send cross-country messages in less than a day. It is now focusing its attention on money transfers and other financial services, and delivered its final telegram on Friday.

"The decision was a hard decision because we're fully aware of our heritage," Victor Chayet, a spokesman for the Greenwood Village-based company, said Wednesday. "But it's the final transition from a communications company to a financial services company."

...By last year, only 20,000 telegrams were sent at about $10 a message, mostly from companies using the service for formal notifications, Chayet said.

Last week, the last 10 telegrams included birthday wishes, condolences on the death of a loved one, notification of an emergency, and several people trying to be the last to send a telegram.

"Recent generations didn't receive telegrams and didn't know you could send them," Chayet said.

Samuel Morse, inventor of the Morse Code, sent the first telegram from Washington to Baltimore on May 26, 1844, to his partner Alfred Vail to usher in the telegram era that displaced the Pony Express. It read "WHAT HATH GOD WROUGHT?"

"If he only knew," Chayet said of the myriad of choices today, which includes text message on cell phones, the Internet and virtually free long-distance calling rates.

"It definitely was an anachronism," Noel said. "It's amazing it survived this long."

It may be progress, but somehow, I'm a little sad.

On a lighter note...

A whole new use for duct tape!

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