Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Investigations 1.0



There will be investigations. Starting November 8th we'll get the balls rolling, (lots of balls, lots of investigations) set staffers on the trail, gather evidence† for when our 110th Congress commences. After all, with a lame duck congress in session until then, do you really think anything else will be done?

†any evidence exculpatory to the Republicans or that which may implicate Democrats will be summarily buried somewhere in the middle of nowhere.
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Everyone, Please Listen!


CindyHugo
Originally uploaded by GoldStarCindy.
It has come to my attention that not everyone believes I'm fit to shape America's foreign policy through my message. But think about it: "One of the bogus reasons that George Bush gives for this invasion (and) occupation of Iraq is to make America safer -- and Katrina exposed that clearly he has made America more vulnerable through his policies in Iraq.” I mean really. Katrina being caused by the forces of nature? Don't make me laugh. And, of course, "The biggest terrorist in the world is George Bush." Really, kids, Osama has nothing on our prez.

“We were told that we were attacked on 9/11 because the terrorists hate our freedoms and democracy ... not for the real reason, because the Arab Muslims who attacked us hate our Middle-Eastern foreign policy.” I know, I know, some of you have seen videos of mullahs saying that America is the great Satan and must be abolished and of a couple of our guys getting beheaded, but really, that's just their way of getting our attention. Just like I'm trying to get your attention.

Some of you may have been told that I said I felt comforted after my first meeting with President Bush. "I now know he's sincere about wanting freedom for the Iraqis. I know he's sorry and feels some pain for our loss. That was the gift the president gave us, the gift of happiness, of being together." (First meeting, because believe me, he'll figure out how important I am and meet with me again.) That's hogwash! Don't believe what the tapes say!

Is anyone listening? I'm wearing a pink t-shirt today! Pink really suits me, don't you think? Where are the cameras?

The Marines Are Stupid!


Seriously! If you don't get educated, then you'll end up in the job for rejects, the armed forces!

And dangit, I woke up needing a diaper change!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Monday, October 30, 2006

Every Vote Counts!

WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

The news is busting about 2,600 votes being cast by dead people. Even though over 2,000 of them voted Democrat, their vote still counts! Everyone should have a right to vote, even if they are on ice and possibly a Coroner's table.

EVERY VOTE COUNTS!
EVERY VOTE COUNTS!
EVERY VOTE COUNTS!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Flavor of Love: Washington Part 1

Yeeeeaaaahhhh Booooyyyy

Man someone just told me that "Hair" was a dude. Yo, I was thinking that anyone who spends that much time doing they hair must be a lady.

Yo Edwards, I want my clock...cause Flava doesn't roll on chicks with a... bleep.

LINK

Here are the remaining fly girls that will be trying for my love:
Nancy Pelosi as "Georgia"
Ann Coulter as "Goldie"
Michelle Malkin as "Ping Pong"
John Edwards as "Hair"
Cynthia McKinney as "Crazy "
Kitty Dukakis as "Drinks"
Hillary Clinton as "New York"
Debbie Stabenow as "Hottie"

I warned you


Anyone seen Bill? He's hiding. Why he keeps hiding from me is a mystery. I'm charming and my hair is just the bomb.

Did I say "bomb"?

I meant the secret to my success. Speaking of success, I've got some big plans for this place. The colors are okay, if you're dead. My focus groups tell me I've been hearing from my adoring public that I'm loved pretty much universally but that there's some serious doubt as to my gender. Thus, I've decided to embrace pink.

And not pee standing up anymore.

So look, if you see Bill, tell him that the next Monica is mine to come home right now.

Brocade?



...or crushed velvet? What kind of colors?

Maybe sapphire blue. I think I'd like
Wedgewood blue walls with white trim.

Sapphire would go with that wouldn't it?


Frau Blücher (click for my profile)

How Y'all Doin'!!


Loo-see-ana Jim is in the house!

I don't know what I'm doin' in 'The Right Place'. I'm from the wrong ... err, I mean left side of the political aisle. As a great southerner, Buford T. Justice, once said, "We gonna barbecue your a** on November 7.

Y'all keep on stealin' money from poor folk ain't got two nickels to rub togetha, givin' it to the rich folks that pay you off with those damn tax cuts, an' sho' 'nuff, you gonna get yo' butt kicked on outta DC quicker 'n a frog hightailin' it away from the campfire.

Go on, keep talkin' 'bout "staying the course" in Eye-raq and y'all gonna find yo'selves in those un-em-ployment reports next month. An' you can take that to the bank!

Alright Bitches Hands Off My Mealticket

(Telegram from Western Union)

FROM HILLARY STOP
BILL GET YOUR ASS BACK HOME STOP
OR I WILL COME AND FIND YOU STOP

HILLARY STOP

Why I Matter, or, All About Me!


CindyHugo
Originally uploaded by GoldStarCindy.

For over two years now, I've been on the national peace scene. My son (you do know about my son, don't you?) died in Iraq for a cause he believed in (but I don't), and I'm fighting mad. So mad, in fact, that I dream about killing President Bush. But as I'm a peaceful mom from Kookyfornia, I'll leave that for the new Minutemen. (I borrowed that from my good friend Michael Moore.) You might say I have an unimpeachable view on what it's like to have a child die in combat.

But I digress. Since my rise to national infamy, I've made a pest of myself in Crawford, Texas, met with important world leaders like Hugo Chavez (what a hottie!), and written a book that has met with critical accalaim. (It's not fault if my publisher didn't do a good job marketing it!)

Now some twit named Melanie Morgan dares to write her own book that puts me in a bad light! So what if her son knew my son in the Army? So what if her son died too? So what if she chooses to honor him by honoring the sacrifice he made for his family and his country? My sacrifice is the only one that matters!

So don't buy American Mourning. Buy Not One More Mother's Child. Because my son's insurance policy has run out, and I need the money...I mean, it's a story that deserves to be told.

P.S. Howlin' Howie, you are one hot tamale! Let's conference soon, okay?

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Where's the Nanny?



That Baby just made a mess. Where's the nanny to clean it up?

Frau Blücher (click for my profile)

Crapped On The Stairs?



I think I just did and it wasn't from Flave. It's my next pile of crap to throw at Conservatives!

Those Darn Bears


From the home of the previous proprietor of this blog

The Bears just trounced my Forty-Niners.

Down with the Bears.

Recount. Recount. Recount. Recount.

Heya Ninth Circuit - where are you?

Frau Blücher (click for my profile)

Hey you Flavor Flav - I'm playing Frau Blücher not somebody named "Georgia" and I most certainly am not the State...

Flavor Flav in da house

Yeeeeaaaahhhh Booooyyyy

YO, Republicans are mad wrong dude. I have never been so mystiducnkified when I heard George Bush won in 2004.

We are going to do a special edition of Flavor of Love with some hotties from the political circuit.

Here are some of the fly girls that will be trying for my love on the show yo:
Nancy Pelosi as "Georgia"
Ann Coulter as "Goldie"
Michelle Malkin as "Ping Pong"
John Edwards as "Hair"
Cynthia McKinney as "Crazy "
Kitty Dukakis as "Drinks"
Hillary Clinton as "New York"
Debbie Stabenow as "Hottie"

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I have come here to infect The Right Place with my incessant complaining, crying, and in general create a whole lot of FUSS! And that's all I'm going to do here.

I'm going to cry about how The Republicans are such racists.

I'm gonna cry about how the Constitution has been trampled on.

I'm gonna wail about Casey Sheehan, and the War For Oil!

I'm gonna whine about how the Republicans have

It'll never end!

And dangit, wheres My bottle??!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! My diaper needs to be changed! I feel some diaper rash coming on!
WAAAAAAAAAAAH!


If you want to shut me up, you could be a party pooper and just rip my mask off. Until then....WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Private Executive Bathroom...


... with a shower.

The new suite should include that and a private corner office for me, a nice conference room, staffers should be out of sight, down the hall perhaps in a cube farm...

I think I'd like a nice fireplace in my private office for those cold, dreary, Washington D.C. winter days...

Frau Blücher (click for my profile)

BLOGOWEENIVERSARY II BEGINS!

Welcome to Blogoweeniversary II here at The Right Place!

To celebrate our Second Anniversary, I have invited a number of guest bloggers to join us over the next couple of days for some fun and frivolity!

I hope you will enjoy it!

;)

Let the games begin...

Muslim Women's Rights

How far from the truth is this picture? Not very if you ask me. This is one of Protest Warrior's posters, and the fact was backed up Thursday when this story broke out about what Sheik Taj Din al-Hilali had said,
"If you take out uncovered meat and place it outside on the street, or in the garden, or in the park, or in the backyard without a cover, and the cats come and eat it ... whose fault is it? The cats' or the uncovered meat? The uncovered meat is the problem.
...If she was in her room, in her home, in her hijsb (veil), no problem would have occurred."

At least one other Muslim Cleric in London agrees with this extreme view, and I wonder how many more secretly do as well.
There is a joke that goes, "Why did the woman cross the road?" The answer being, "That's not the point, what's she doing out of the kitchen?" However, in the Muslim community this statement isn't so much a bad joke as it is TRUE LIFE.

And yet, where is the out-cry from Women's right's leaders around the world? Do muslim clerics get a free pass because of threat to Jihad? This man blamed the women for being raped. And how about this line in a story from the Rediff India Abroad saying, "The reference was to a series of gang rapes of white women by Muslim men in 2000 in Sydney, in which victims were told they were targeted because they were "Aussie pigs"." Does this not count as a hate crime as well? Where are the civil rights outcries? Jesse? Al?

And now, Hilali has gone back on his words, trying to make nice by saying;
The metaphor ... has been quoted and misinterpreted by some groups with ill intention,
...[Rape is] an abominable crime; it has no justification, and the perpetrator deserves the severest punishment and would not deserve to belong to a religion or to humanity.
...I turn to all the women of Australia and the world. You are the shining lights of the world.
...How could any sane person think of humiliating you?
...You are the cherished pearls, the dearest thing in the world. So don't be taken as offerings at the temples of the merchants of pleasure, or advocates of decadence and corruption.

The quote which he claims is misinterpretted was tape recorded by The Australian newspaper.The damage is done Hilali, and the whole world can see how you really feel towards the women of Islam.

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Spacemonkey Says

Don't tread on me



(Beware Kevin...)

Yo, Blogsnot, What Up With My Spacing, Dawg?

Blogspot, which has lately become more like "Blogs not", or "Blogsnot" if you will, has had more freaking issues in the past few days than I care to recount, but the latest one is really ticking me off!

This is the start of a new paragraph.

Another new paragraph just started here.

And another here.

They will look fine in preview mode. Then I will publish (holding my breath that I am actually going to be allowed to do so), and voila! All paragraphs are united together in one illegible mess!

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it hurts your head to try, thank Blogsnot!

Can you say, "WordPress here I come"?


UPDATE 10/30

Okay, I take it back! I located the problem in my Formatting Settings. I think it must have happened when I tried to backup the contents of this blog to WordPress with their automatic crawler. Anyone got some ketchup for the above words?

Oh, and here comes BLOGOWEENIVERSARY II!!!

(All that wasted time fooling with the template to fix the issue, and it wasn't the template??? Can I please have a tissue to get this egg off my face, too?)