Reading about the brutality of the Japanese soldiers in combat brought my fevered and generally twisted mind around to thinking about how mindlessly upset all the democrappies were after Bush won
They call for their mother.
"Mommy" could play on the heartstrings of the American voter. Imagine the power of that one word combined with a sobbing Cynthia McKinney. Sure it would be horrible and would lead to general ridicule but over half of America does that to Dem's anyway. And the next time they run, people would remember and say, "Hey, that's Cynthia McKinney" or "Hey, that's John Kerry". Then they would say, "I'm going to vote for them next time around because they care so much about ... stuff."