I warned you

Anyone seen Bill? He's hiding. Why he keeps hiding from me is a mystery. I'm charming and my hair is just the bomb.

Did I say "bomb"?

I meant the secret to my success. Speaking of success, I've got some big plans for this place. The colors are okay, if you're dead. My focus groups tell me I've been hearing from my adoring public that I'm loved pretty much universally but that there's some serious doubt as to my gender. Thus, I've decided to embrace pink.

And not pee standing up anymore.

So look, if you see Bill, tell him that the next Monica is mine to come home right now.