Oh, the darkness has fallen, and ze little trick or treaters have come to Andrianna's door. Andrianna saw ze most Delicious Leetle Boy in a (butt) pirate costume. (He vas an eight year old, but he had ze body of a seven year old, dahlinks!) Ven he said 'Trick or Treat,' Andrianna gave him a copy of her book and told him how ze Christianists vere plotting to take avay ze pagan holiday of Halloveen.
Andrianna has to find a pool boy to clean ze eggs off her vindows now. Ungrateful little Velp!