Captions Outrageous! Winners [Wake Up and Smell the Kofi Edition]

Announcing the winners of the 12th Right Place Photo Caption Contest of Season Two!

Thank you to one and all who participated!

Presenting the top 30 captions for this picture from AFP/Getty Images/Chris Hondros via Yahoo!



HONORABLE MENTION:

-- "That's right, Bolton... you just got served!"

burke


-- "Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all week. Try the anti-Americanism."

charles austin


-- "Graftmaster Kofi iz IN DA HOWWWWWZ!"
♫ Raise da roof! It's my Birthday, it's my birthday! ♫

Cowboy Blob


-- ♫ Ebony and grand larceny... ♫

-- "My title is blurry, just like our financial records."

-- "I can too vote twice! I'll be just like my Democrat friends in Chicago!"

Damian G.


-- Kofi shows how he would guard Wilt Chamberlain in the Bill Russell Look-Alike Contest.

Doc


-- "Here! Take Darfur! Just don't hurt me!"

-- "You'll need this many more resolutions before we'll agree to an invasion of Iraq."

Greg


-- Here, we see Mr. Annan surrendering to greed and avarice.

jimmyb


-- Kofi Annan surrenders to the NYPD for thirty years of unpaid parking tickets.

John Ruberry


-- "Yes, yes, I have the right to remain silent... got it... I've seen all the Law and Order TV episodes..."

LongTabSigO


-- "Jack Bauer is here? Oh, I never thought it would come to this!"

the man


-- Kofi Annan takes his turn leading the U.N. "Terror Response Drill".

The Random Yak


-- Somebody finally clearly explains the Democrats' position on the war.

Steve O


-- Kofi begins the day with Jacque's "French Calisthenics".

Stew


-- "Welcome aboard, Congressman Foley, you have excellent credentials to become a UN Peacekeeper."

V the K


-- "We will surrender on the beaches. We will surrender in the towns. We will surrender wherever the enemy wants us to. We ARE the UN."

-- "The Secretary-General recognizes France."

-- "Sorry, couldn't take another bribe, I'm full!"

walrus


THE TOP TEN:

#10: Kofi the Mime passes a strongly-unworded resolution against the invisible box.

hatless in hattiesburg


#9: ♫ The roof... the roof... the roof is on fire... ♫
"...No, seriously, somebody from the Syrian delegation just set the roof on fire."

burke


#8: "Oil for food kickbacks melt in your mouth, not in your hands."

V the K


#7: ♫ I am the very model of a kleptomanic Secretary-General... ♫

walrus


#6: Morgan Freeman's evil twin finally surrenders after a tense stand-off with U.N. Peacekeeping Forces.

Damian G.


#5: ♫ You put your peacekeepers in, you take your peacekeepers out, you put the white flag in, and you shake it all about... ♫

The Random Yak


#4: "On behalf of all the freedom loving peoples of the world, I surrender to our new Muslim Overlords."

walrus


#3: "Mr. Bolton, is it really necessary to have me frisked on the way out?"

Beerme


#2: "Okay, don't move, Kofi, that's perfect. Finally, we get decent reception on Al-Jazeera!"

burke


And the winning entry for this Caption Contest...


#1: "One at a time, please... there's enough appeasement for everyone!"

Pam


Bravo! Bravo!

Encore! Encore!

ONGOING:
Captions Outrageous! [I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire Edition]

Enjoy!


PREVIOUS SEASON TWO PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST WINNERS:

#1 - Dissenting Opinion Edition
#2 - White Raspbeary Edition
#3 - Totally Busted Edition
#4 - Havana Good Time, Glad You're Not Here Edition
#5 - Right Hand to God Edition
#6 - Some Assembly Required Edition
#7 - Mad Hatter Edition
#8 - Chain of Fools Edition
#9 - Beyond Her Grasp Edition
#10 - Make Love, Not Jihad Edition
#11 - Are You There God? It's Me, Hugo Edition

PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST REWIND, Season One #12:

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