It's Flavor Flav and I'm Right in the Place.
Hey kids! You know what time it is? It's time send the last chick home. We sent home Hair for being a dude, Hottie for eating my clock, Crazy and Goldie for being nuttier than a fruitcake, Drinks for drinking my windex, and Georgia for being a ho.
Now it's time to see which lady is going to join me and which one is going home.
Michelle "Ping Pong" Malkin
Pros: I hear she likes to party and she is a hot asian chick.
Cons: May be married.
Hillary "New York" Clinton
Pros: May be the next president
Cons: Rumored to be married.
Yo, this is a hard decision. Does I want to be the First Man if New York becomes president? That is some mad responsibility, cooking breakfast and all dat. I watched Commander in Chief, that job sucks. Plus, I like the asian ladies. So New York, your time here is done. I choose Ping Pong.
Here are the remaining dope girls that will be trying for my love:
Michelle Malkin as "Ping Pong"
Thanks for checking in on Flavor. Remember dope is dope.