Thursday, October 12, 2006

Liberalism 101, Lecture 2

*As taught from a Liberal*

Today in the "Liberalism 101" class, we're going to learn how to deal with people who oppose your views, such as those nasty RepubliNazis. For example, let's take those who don't believe in Global Warming. How do we stop them from trying to inform the world? We can't have people thinking that Global Warming is a sham!

Easy, Nazi-style War-Crime Trials.

So here's the review of what we've learned.
1) Tell the opposition to S.T.F.U.
2) Claim they're not being tolerant of other people's views
3) Put people who oppose your views in jail

Previous Lectures:
1) Shut Up and Be Tolerant

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