Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Results of New In-Depth Study Revealed: Bush May Actually Be Hitler!



















After careful research into the claims of many leftists that President George W. Bush is, in fact, a carbon copy of infamous German dictator Adolf Hitler, The Right Place was more than a bit disturbed by the many eerie similarities we were able to uncover between the two world leaders.

Seeing as how George W. Bush was born into the world on July 6, 1946, a little over a year after the death of Adolf Hitler on April 30, 1945, we must agree it is quite possible that he is, in fact, the very reincarnation of history's greatest monster!

Consider the evidence:



HITLER...

Was a white male.



BUSH...

Is a white male.



HITLER...

Formed an alliance with Italy, Japan, Hungary, Romania and Bulgaria.



BUSH...

Ditto.



HITLER...

Considered the French adversarial and obnoxious.



BUSH...

Same here.



HITLER...

Had an aversion to the Poles.



BUSH...

Has an aversion to polls.



HITLER...

One of history's most infamous bachelors.



BUSH...

Earned a bachelor's degree in history.



HITLER...

Had a funny little trademark mustache.



BUSH...

Has often sported a funny little "milk mustache".



HITLER...

Known as Der Führer amongst the Germans.



BUSH...

Known to cause a furor amongst liberals.



HITLER...

Had a FEMALE companion named Eva Braun. ("Braun" is German for "Brown".)



BUSH...

Had a FEMA Director named Michael "Brown".



HITLER...

His failure to learn from Napoleon's ill-fated Russian campaign cost Germany dearly in World War II.



BUSH...

His failure to return Napoleon Dynamite to Blockbuster Video on time cost him dearly in additional rental fees.



HITLER...

Once portrayed in a play within a movie by a character called L.S.D., who was played by actor Dick Shawn.



BUSH...

Once offered LSD while attending a play in college by two guys named Dick and Shawn.



HITLER...

Became infamous for the "Night of the Long Knives".



BUSH...

Became infamous for the "Night of the Long Island Iced Teas".



HITLER...

Sent millions to live and die in slavery and terrible squalor in concentration camps.



BUSH...

Played a game of concentration while at summer camp.



HITLER...

Unsuccessful in his attempts to conquer the English.



BUSH...

Unsuccessful in his attempts to conquer the English language.



HITLER...

Created the notorious SS and Gestapo.



BUSH...

Once filled up his Monte Carlo SS at a Gas Stop in Ohio.



HITLER...

During his reign of madness, he was responsible for the deaths of untold millions of innocent people.



BUSH...

During drinking binges in his youth, he was responsible for the deaths of untold millions of brain cells.



HITLER...

Hated the Jews.



BUSH...

Not all that fond of Barbra Streisand.


Coincidence? Perhaps, but perhaps not. In the end, you must decide for yourself...

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Too Funny to Miss...

The latest caption contest at GOP and College already features a swarm of photoshop entries, many of which are nothing short of hilarious!

Get a load of the original, unaltered photograph featuring Sen. Debbie Stabenow (D-MI) and you'll quickly understand why...



A true Kodak moment!

Go and enjoy a good laugh...

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Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Frequent Flyers Club Mileage, Part IV

As long time readers no doubt are aware, I occasionally seek to reward those with blogs of their own who frequent this blog leaving comments, participating in the caption contests, communicating through e-mail or linking to numerous posts, through something I like to call the Frequent Flyers Club.

Membership in the FFC gets you moved to the top of my blogroll and highlighted in bold print for all to see! It also gets you a prominent mention in a post like this, where I encourage my readers to check out all my Frequent Flyers, including encouraging all of the FFC members to check out each other... you just never know when you might run across a new favorite!

First, a gigantic mea culpa!

  • Stephen Johnson (NY)

    The Right Place


  • What have I been thinking??? Stephen, you should have been THE charter member of this club as my earliest blogging partner and a long time acquaintance on the threads of PoliPundit! I guess it just never occurred to me to induct you because, well... you were already an established part of the Right Place family when I started this thing and this was your blog as well as mine. Boy, I must have had rocks in my head up until now! Forgive me, sir! This induction is WAAAAAAYYYYY overdue! Your contributions here have been magnificent, thank you so much!

    The new inductees this time are as follows...

  • Dave Craddock (CA)

    The Paladin Blog


  • Has linked several times, commented and plays in our caption contests regularly, too. Thank you!


  • David Drake (MN)

    David Drake


  • A regular linker and e-mailer. Welcome, David!


  • Bill Faith (IL)

    Small Town Veteran

    Bill's World



  • A fellow Illinois native who has been through some rough times of late, Bill has linked to a number of our posts. Thank you, sir and thanks also for your service to our country!


  • Greg Finnegan (NC)

    Hasty Ruminations


  • Has joined in a number of our caption contests. Welcome!


  • FrauBudgie (TX)

    Red Hot Cuppa Politics


  • Has linked a couple times and recently started playing along in the captions contests as well. Thanks!


  • Gary (New England)

    Ex-Donkey Blog


  • Has given us several awesome links! Mucho gracias!


  • The Good Lieutenant (PA)

    Mein BlogoVault


  • Plays in the caption contests every now and then and has also commented and linked to us. Thank you!


  • GOP and College (TN)

    GOP and College


  • Has linked, e-mailed and played the caption contests a couple of times. Besides that, he's the brother of an FFC alum, "the man" of GOP and the City and Blogs4Bauer fame. Welcome!


  • Greyhawk & Mrs. Greyhawk

    The Mudville Gazette


  • I am most honored that they have linked here several times. Thank you so much and thank you for your service to America!


  • hatless in hattiesburg

    Hatless in Hattiesburg


  • Has linked here a number of times now, welcome aboard!


  • joe-6-pack (GA)

    geosciblog


  • A captions player who has also linked here. Thanks, dude!


  • Laer (CA)

    Cheat-Seeking Missiles


  • Laer has linked a few times and occasionally plays along in our caption contests. Welcome!


  • Carl McCaskey (FL)

    The World According to Carl

    The Official Carl McCaskey Homepage


  • One of our regular photo caption contest players who has also linked a couple of times. Welcome aboard!


  • McGehee (GA)

    Yippee-Ki-Yay!

    The McGehee Zone


  • McGehee has become one of our caption contest power players and has linked here, too. Yippee-Ki-Yay indeed, my friend!


  • Pam Meister (New England)

    Blogmeister USA

    Lifelike Pundits


  • A blogging partner to our old friends Pat Curley and Kitty Myers at Lifelike Pundits, Pam has become a regular player and linker to our caption contests among other things. She also tends to hang out around several of our other favorite blogs, so she should fit right in around here! Welcome aboard, Pam!


  • Miriam (DE)

    Miriam's Ideas


  • Has commented several times and has linked a couple of times, too. Thanks!


  • Bob O'Malley (FL)

    O'Blog


  • Another photo contest regular and occasional commenter. Thank you, sir!


  • Lyn Perry (KS)

    Bloggin' Outloud


  • Before embarking on a recent blogging hiatus, Lyn linked here a number of times, corresponded via e-mail and has even played in a caption contest at least once so far. Welcome!


  • Sgt. Fluffy

    The Gone Rick Motel


  • From another blog that plays host to a fine weekly photo caption contest of its own, Sgt. Fluffy has been playing in our photo contests lately and linking to them, too. Thank you!


  • Laurence Simon (TX)

    This Blog Is Full of Crap

    IMAO


  • Lair is a semi-regular captions player and joins fellow IMAO genius spacemonkey in our club. Welcome, good sir, we are not worthy!


  • Son of the Godfather (CA)

    The Waftic Arena


  • A captioning whiz who found his way over from the threads of V the K's "Caption This!" to take our photo caption contests by storm with a wicked initial 5 week assault! Here's hoping he returns soon, even though many of our other captions players may hope he stays away awhile longer...


  • Songbird (TX)

    The Texas Songbird


  • Has commented, linked and played the caption contests a number of times. Many thanks!


  • TC (NY)

    Leather Penguin


  • Has linked quite a few times and commented as well. Welcome, sir!


  • W.C. Varones (CA)

    W.C. Varones


  • Has linked a few times and e-mailed. Thank you!


    Gone but not forgotten?

  • Peter Halabu (MI)

    Catholicism Redux


  • Peter was a semi-regular in our caption contests for awhile who should have been inducted in the last round. Although his blog seems to have gone dormant, I am going to correct my clumsy oversight, welcome him to the club, and list him along with the others who have vanished from the blogosphere in the hopes they may someday return...



    More to come...

    As always, there are a number of other folks who I am keeping an eye on for possible inclusion in the next round of inductions. If you are a frequent visitor here, and have a blog of your own, let me know of your presence via comments, e-mails and, of course, links, and you can join, too!

    In the meantime, if you have us on your blogroll, but do not appear on ours, just let me know and I will fix that!

    OUR PREVIOUS INDUCTEES...

    Right Place Contributors

  • Anna (OH)

    A Rose by Any Other Name

    Warm 'n Fuzzy Conserva-Puppies

    The Right Place


  • Anna was one of our earliest regulars who began a blog of her own that is, quite simply, awesome! I was very proud to have her join us here shortly after she helped make our "Blogoweeniversary" Party a real success. Her finest moment among many wonderful contributions was her call for help for milblogger Grey Eagle, which resulted in a blogstorm that helped a medic on the frontlines in Iraq find the help she needed to shield her blog, a tribute to fallen soldiers, from some vicious trolls and hackers. Way to go, Anna!

  • Giacomo [aka T.M. Ergin] (NH)

    Joust the Facts

    The Right Place


  • Dr. Ergin was a frequent visitor and commenter here who also contributed greatly to the success of our "Blogoweeniversary" Party last year. His own blog had long been a regular stop for me, but he seemed to be criminally under-evolved on the TTLB Ecosystem! I was very humbled when he agreed to join us here, where I hope he has garnered some more exposure for his fine work both there and here! I was pleased to see Joust the Facts among the Weblog Awards Finalists this past year, giving it some well-deserved notoriety! Congratulations again, T.M.!

    The Vanguard

  • Lorie Byrd (NC)

    Byrd Droppings

    PoliPundit

    Confirm Them


  • Lorie is one of the finest bloggers in the business and a true inspiration. It was the work of her and her fellow bloggers at PoliPundit that first got me interested in blogging. Lorie also helped to get me noticed with frequent links when I was first starting out and struggling to find an audience. I will be forever grateful to her for her kindness and support!

  • Pat Curley (AZ)

    Brainster's Blog

    Lifelike Pundits

    Silver Age Comics


  • Pat Curley is easily the nicest guy on the Internet and one of the finest bloggers out there. He was the very first person ever to blogroll me and helped get me my big break when he noticed my post on congressional voting records that I had put weeks of research into, but had no idea how to promote. Pat spread the word for me and taught me the value of a little self-promotion now and then. He has linked frequently and often helps out other new bloggers that catch his eye just as he helped me! He has a must read blog where he posts frequent exclusives that should not be missed! Pat also participated in our "Blogoweeniversary" Party. Thanks for everything, Pat!

  • Rodney Dill

    Outside the Beltway


  • Rodney helped put my weekly photo caption contests on the map with his regular participation and with a link in the prestigious OTB Caption Jam each Saturday. Rodney hosts two caption contests of his own each week and plays in practically everyone else's contests as well --- not coincidentally, he is among the best players out there!

  • Will Franklin (TX)

    WILLisms


  • Will was among the first bloggers to contact me via e-mail and I was very impressed with his amazing blog, which I began to visit regularly. Will, like me, has a weekly photo for people to caption and we often will participate in one another's contests. He has linked quite a few times and participated in our very special "Blogoweeniversary" Party. He is also the person through whom I found the FIU gang, and his mother is a frequent visitor here now, as well! Hi, Zsa Zsa --- all the best to you and to Will!

  • Hoodlumman (TX)

    File It Under...


  • Hoodlumman is another frequent visitor, commenter, linker, captions player extraordinaire and e-mailer who, along with his co-bloggers at that most-excellent mix of politics and humor known as File it Under..., is responsible for creating the every-other-weekly "Carnival of Crazy" where our satire pieces and some other suggestions are often included. He also took part in the "Blogoweeniversary" Party and he most recently designed a couple of very nice linking buttons for our captions players, too! Thanks, Hood!

  • THIRDWAVEDAVE (CA)

    THIRDWAVEDAVE


  • One of the first true regular readers and commenters here at The Right Place, Dave once lived here in Illinois earlier in his life before migrating westward to California. He has a wonderful blog of his own and is another regular captions player with some keen talent.

  • Buckley F. Williams

    The Nose on Your Face

    Blogs4Bauer


  • Buckley F. Williams is a comedic genius and a wonderful captions player. A frequent e-mail contact and linker, he was another of the culprits behind the very fun "Blogoweeniversary" Party here last year. His blog is often one of the funniest things you will read on any given day!

    Frequent Flyers Club

  • The Anchoress

    The Anchoress


  • Has linked numerous times and is a very, very sweet lady with a tremendous blog!

  • Charles Austin (IL)

    Sine Qua Non Pundit


  • This frequent captions player now often features a contest of his own. Are you playing in it yet?

  • Basil (AL)

    Basil's Blog

    It's a Pundit

    Pyjamas Media

    The Alliance


  • An all-around good guy who has linked numerous times. Basil has done quite a bit for the blogosphere as a whole, especially his frequent blogging tips both at his own blog and The Alliance.

  • Bohemianlikeyou

    Where Have You Gone, Ronald Reagan?


  • Captions player who credited our contest as the inspiration for a "headlines" contest of his own in which he gave away an ipod!

  • Bruce & Ferdy (IL)

    The Conservative Cat


  • A fellow Illinois native, frequent commenter and linker, Ferdinand T. Cat is the smartest feline on the World Wide Web! He and his human pet, Bruce, made a major contribution to the blogosphere through their highly innovative and convenient carnival submission form, which is a Godsend for any blogger who regularly participates in or hosts blogging carnivals!

  • Bullwinkle (Mexico; TX expat)

    The Bullwinkle Blog

    Random Numbers


  • Bullwinkle is one of our many fine captions players and hosts one of his own weekly caption contests at Random Numbers, where Mr. Right has enjoyed frequent success!

  • Chris (NM)

    Lucky Dawg News


  • Chris has become a weekly linker to our caption contests and has contributed many very funny photoshops to them. His blog is not only a great source for right-wing politics, but NASCAR news, too! Thank you, sir!

  • CJ [aka Capitalist Infidel & Rumplemintz] (NC)

    VRWC #1 Member

    The Museum of Left Wing Lunacy


  • A regular visitor in the early days, CJ used to live just up the road from me before a recent move to a redder state. I also became acquainted with him long ago on the threads of PoliPundit and Jayson Javitz's now defunct Political Vice Squad as well as through his own blog.

  • Damian G. (NY)

    Conservathink


  • A regular captioner with a frequently humorous blog of his own, who has linked here a couple of times also.

  • Dr. Phat Tony (AL)

    Dr. Phat Tony's


  • Another regular captions player famous for his "Ask Dr. Phat Tony" sessions at his eponymous homebase.

  • Gateway Pundit (MO)

    Gateway Pundit


  • A brilliant blogger with great material you just can't find anywhere else all over his blog, he has graciously linked here a number of times.

  • Howie

    Howie's Moisture Farm

    The Jawa Report


  • Howie is regular contributor at The Jawa Report who has linked to us there on numerous occasions. He now also has his own blog, as well.

  • I. Ronnie (NC)

    Now That's Ironic


  • Another captions ace and photoshopper. Unfortunately, he blogs only infrequently.

  • Jake Jacobsen (IL)

    Freedom Folks


  • Frequent linker and commenter who also hails from my home state of Illinois.

  • Jayson Javitz (CA)

    PoliPundit


  • Another early inspiration, Jayson is an indispensable source of information at PoliPundit. His own defunct blog, Political Vice Squad, is sorely missed!

  • Jeanette (SC)

    Oh How I Love Jesus


  • A very kind lady whom I got to know pretty well on the PoliPundit threads, Jeanette has linked, commented and played in the captions games a few times, too. She was also a contributor to our "Blogoweeniversary" event last October.

  • JimmyB (OH)

    The Conservative UAW Guy

    Blogs4Bauer


  • A frequent captions player and commenter, who is a bold defender of the Second Ammendment.

  • John, the Armorer (US Army, ret.)

    Argghhh!


  • A milblogger who links regularly to both our caption contests and satire posts, John's blog is for those who like a military perspective with a lot of fun mixed in!

  • Kimsch (IL)

    Musing Minds


  • Another fellow Illinois resident, I got to know Kimsch on the PoliPundit threads. She visits regularly and participated quite prolifically in the "Blogoweeniversary" festivities last year! Be sure to check out her recently upgraded blog!

  • Stew Magoo (GA)

    Get Stewed


  • Another long time regular who plays in our caption contests, comments and even played along on our "Blogoweeniversary". Thank you, sir! Stew loves sheepdogs and hates telemarketers and recently took on a new blogging partner!

  • The Man (NY)

    GOP and the City

    Blogs4Bauer


  • "The Man" is a frequent and talented caption contest player who hosts a photo contest of his own on his excellent humor-heavy blog. He is also one of the primary forces behind the "Blogs 4 Bauer" fansite for 24 enthusiasts, to which a number of our other FFC members also contribute! He also just happens to be the brother of one of our newest inductees, GOP and College.

  • Rick Moran (IL)

    Right Wing Nut House

    Blogs4Bauer


  • A fellow Bears and White Sox fan from the Chicago area who links all the time via his wonderful "Carnival of the Clueless" feature, Rick is one the best reads in the whole of the blogosphere! A long time 24 fanatic, he recently joined up with the Blogs4Bauer crew, too!

  • Mr. Snitch (NJ)

    Mister Snitch!


  • A regular captioner who has linked a couple of times, he often has very well researched and thought provoking posts about bloggers and blogging over at his self-titled online homesite!

  • Kitty Myers (NY)

    Kitty Litter

    Lifelike Pundits


  • A long time colleague of Pat Curley and the newly enshrined Pam Meister at Lifelike Pundits, Kitty has linked to us numerous times and was another of the "Blogoweeniversary" participants from this past year!

  • Betsy Newmark (NC)

    Betsy's Page


  • Another blogging powerhouse, she has linked here a few times, including on at least two occasions from Michelle Malkin's blog when she was guest-posting there! Wow! I am ever-so-grateful!

  • Newton (TX)

    Oh How I Love Jesus


  • Another of my PoliPundit friends who blogs along with Jeanette at the Christian blog, Oh How I Love Jesus.

  • Omnibus Driver (IL)

    Leslie's Omnibus


  • Another area blogger who visits regularly and even invited me to a blogging meet (that I unfortunately couldn't make it to --- this time).

  • Pluto's Dad (IL)

    Eyes on the Ball News


  • Yet another Illinois blogger, Pluto's Dad runs a satirical news site and has played in a number of our photo caption contests.

  • Mark A. Rayner (Ontario)

    The Skwib


  • A regular linker through his weekly "Carnival of Satire" feature, Mark's blog is home to many regular satire posts of its own.

  • Rob B. (TX)

    File It Under...


  • Another fine member of the FIU staff who has contributed to our photo caption contests on several occasions, Rob works in the EEEEVIL oil industry and is the beloved leader of the Neocon Revolution at FIU, which has already survived an onslaught from the "pink menace"!

  • John Ruberry (IL)

    Marathon Pundit

    Illinois Marathon Pundit

    Mobile Marathon Pundit

    ILLINOIZE


  • Another of the blogosphere's absolute finest, John hails from Illinois and has commented, linked and e-mailed frequently. He is also a fine captions player and another of the culprits behind our "Blogoweeniversary". His blog is a must read with frequent info on the antics of Cindy Sheehan, Fred Phelps and Ward Churchill (among many others) as well as insight into Illinois politics and liberal monkey business at Illinois colleges. He is frequently featured by Chicago newspaper columnist and blogger Eric Zorn and is also a great running enthusiast who once caught John Kerry in a lie about running in a marathon!

  • Dr. Pat Santy (MI)

    Dr. Sanity


  • A real-life psychologist, Dr. Pat links regularly with her always wonderful "Carnival of the Insanities".

  • Dr. Rusty Shackleford

    The Jawa Report


  • Another one of the blogosphere's best who actually helped put a terrorist behind bars with his blog, Dr. Rusty has linked here a number of times!

  • Chris Short (USAF) (FL)

    Conservative Thinking

    The Jawa Report

    chrisshort.net

    Our Life


  • Chris is a prolific blogger and has played in our caption contests a number of times.

  • Headmistress SondraK

    Knowledge Is Power


  • The great exhalted Headmistress, who minces no words on her blog (which is not for the faint-of-heart), has sent numerous KIP-lanches our way, for which we are eternally grateful!

  • Spacemonkey (AL)

    The Flying Space Monkey Chronicles

    IMAO


  • Spacemonkey was a favorite of mine over at IMAO even before he started showing up to play in our caption contests here on a regular basis. I am truly honored by his presence and the sidebar quote he e-mailed me awhile back!

  • Don Surber (WV)

    Don Surber

    It's a Pundit


  • Don has linked here a number of times both from his own blog and from It's a Pundit. Thank you, sir.

  • V the K (MD)

    Caption This!

    Blogs4Bauer

    Reactionary Parrot

    What a Long Strange Trip This Will Be


  • V the K (Viking the Kitten) is a captioning genius who has been a force to contend with in our caption contests for quite awhile now... and no wonder! After all, his own blog, which has become a frequent hangout for me, is all about funny photo captions! It's also where I first ran into Son of the Godfather, another of our new inductees. "V" also dabbles in sci-fi writing, which you can check out at another of his websites, What a Long Strange Trip This Will Be!

  • Windhamite (OH)

    The Windhamite


  • Windhamite is a another frequent, and quite good, captions player with a great blog.

    Inactive, but not forgotten...

  • Oregano

    Cafe Oregano


  • Before closing his cafe last year due to a lack of time for blogging, Oregano frequently linked to us, especially our caption contests. His old blog site is now a photographic tribute to his pending nuptials. Congratulations!

  • Charly Goehring (CA)

    Reformed Politics


  • An all around great guy, the artist formerly known as "CharlyG" can still be found hanging around the threads of PoliPundit under the moniker of "lyricman", where he enjoys posting song lyrics, often as somewhat subtle and frequently funny jabs at trolls!

  • MN Blogger (MN)

    MN Blogger


  • A frequent commenter, linker and e-mailer who vanished from the blogosphere in early January, saying he was simply too busy with work, but also that he may return at a later date.

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    Previous Frequent Flyers Club Posts:

    FFC I
    FFC II
    FFC III

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    UPDATE 3/15:

    The newly inducted GOP and College has designed and displayed this wonderful blogger button in his blog's margin, and has graciously consented to make it available to anyone else who may wish to use it!



    Code for installing the above FFC blogger button on your own blog...

    [p][a href="http://intherightplace.blogspot.com/"][img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1105/630/400/FrequentFlyer.jpg" border="0" alt="I am a Frequent Flyers Club Member at The Right Place!" /][/a][/p]

    Replace each "[" with "<" and each "]" with ">". The result is this...

    I am a Frequent Flyers Club Member at The Right Place!



    Thank you, GOPAC! You truly rock!

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    Thanks for the links!

    The Anchoress
    The Paladin Blog
    The Real Ugly American
    Musing Minds
    David Drake
    The Texas Songbird

    Saturday, March 11, 2006

    Captions Outrageous! [Weapons of MASS. Obstruction Edition]



    The above photo comes to us from AP Photo/William B. Plowman via Yahoo!

    This contest will last approximately one week.

    Good luck!

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    I not only like to host photo caption contests, I like to play them, too! Be certain to check out the latest contests at these great blogs...

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    WILLisms
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    Blogs 4 Bauer
    Wizbang!

    And don't forget to check out the best caption blog in the business (where your suggestions are always welcome in the comments section, and can, if good enough, get promoted to the front page)...

    Caption This!

    UPDATE 3/15:
    A new caption contest is up at GOP and College featuring a GREAT picture!

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    On Dangerous Ground Edition
    Here's Cooking at You Edition
    Catch a Falling Star Edition
    Iran So Far Away Edition

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    This contest is now closed...

    WINNERS ARE POSTED HERE!

    New contest is HERE!

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    Captions Outrageous! Winners [Iran So Far Away Edition]

    Announcing the winners of the 34th ever Right Place Photo Caption Contest!

    Thank you to one and all who participated!

    Presenting the top 25+ captions for this picture from Stringer/Reuters via Yahoo!



    BONUS! The "My, How Very Punny You Are" Dept.:


    "Whatever the holocost, it was worth it."

    Rodney Dill


    "If Ayatollah once, Ayatollah a thousand times!!!"

    joe-6-pack


    BONUS! The "I Lost on Jeopardy" Dept.:


    "Thank you, Alex. I think I'll try 'Rhymes with Burder Kevery Fingle Dew' for $1,000, please."

    Buckley F. Williams


    When "What is something that never actually happened?" was deemed the wrong question to the answer "The Holocaust," Ahmadinejad realized he shouldn't have wagered everything on Final Jeopardy.

    V the K


    We now return you to our regularly scheduled countdown...


    #25: "And I smacked him so hard, his turban was out to here!"

    Anna


    #24: Jacket from Armani, sweater from Gucci, shirt from Versace, ring from Cartier.

    Doc


    #23: "A funny thing happened on my way to the Intifada..."

    Pam


    #22: The Academy Awards 2009: "Best Film - Dude, Where's Israel?"

    the man


    #21: "We will now accept opening bids for not being a target of our righteous jihad. Wait for it, France..."

    walrus


    #20: "For the last time, I am NOT Henry Winkler's illegitimate son!"

    walrus


    #19: "Why, yes, I am indeed doing a Mussolini impersonation. Since you guessed correctly, your family will be spared!"

    Carl


    #18: DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN PROPHET!

    Rodney Dill


    #17: Osama bin Ladin, for many years the face of Islamofascism, is now getting competition from the other end.

    D. Carter


    #16: Addressing David Gregory at an Iranian press conference: "For that impertinent question, you will be beheaded."

    Doc


    #15: "No, I do not know what is covered in sand and glows in the dark..."

    Rodney Dill


    #14: "After just three applications, Grecian Formula worked beautifully."

    Doc


    #13: "Yes, of course I was disappointed at being rejected for the role of Gilligan in the remake, but I've been able to channel my ambition into other successful endeavors. I'm going to star in The George Clooney Story."

    D. Carter meets Doc


    #12: "Beautiful, Mahmoud! You have that look of concern down pat while you make the 'OFF WITH HER HEAD' hand motion."

    DeanS


    #11: Even when he began refusing to speak except through his invisible hand puppet, the UN still denied they were dealing with a nutjob.

    V the K


    #10: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad demonstrates the newest Iranian technology by splitting a "peaceful" atom into a glass of heavy water.

    Dave Craddock


    #9: "I'm happy to be the keynote speaker at the Iranian Women's Conference this year, and I'm sure there are probably a lot of familiar faces out there; of course, since you're all wearing burkhas, it's hard to tell."

    D. Carter


    #8: Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad poses for the latest action figure in the Jihadist series by Mattel's Middle Eastern division. Other dolls in the series include Osama bin Ladin, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi and Michael Moore.

    Pam


    #7: "G-4... Anyone... Anyone?
    I-14... Anyone?
    B-52... Hello, B-52?"

    the man


    #6: In spite of unfettered access to the world's finest medical, political and psychiatric care, the "Iranianization" of the Queen Mum appeared complete.

    Buckley F. Williams


    #5: "I'm not just a member of the Hair Club for Jihadis, I nationalized the company!"

    spacemonkey


    #4: "And the winner is... Brokeback Camel!"

    Special Ed


    #3: "Wow! I coulda had a V-8!"

    McGehee


    #2: "This glass of water is neither half empty, nor half full. It has been half-martyred for the glory of Allah!"

    Laurence Simon


    And the winning entry for this Caption Contest...


    #1: "I... did... not... have... sex... with... that... camel..."

    Steve O


    BONUS!!!

    Technically speaking, it's not really a caption, but it is very creative and downright funny, so I am treating it like a photoshop entry! 5 bonus points awarded for the following witty ditty...

    (Sung to the tune of Timbuk 3's The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades)

    We study nuclear science
    We love glowing masses
    Gotta crazy world leader
    Makes Moslems look like asses
    Bomb production's going great
    And the missle's flying better.

    We're refining it right
    High plutonium grade
    Countryside'll be so bright
    We'll hafta wear shades.

    We've got oil waiting for world distribution
    Fifty bil ($) a year -- buys a lot of of fear
    Attacks are going great
    Targeting is getting better.

    Terrorizing all right
    Uranium is weapons grade
    The blast'll be so bright
    We'll hafta wear shades

    Well Allah be blessed and world be wise
    Need a Kim Jong-Il techie and x-ray guys
    Attacks on Israel are great
    But Tel Aviv is better.

    Thinkin' Israel's a blight
    And Islam's gonna raid
    Iran's future's so bright
    We gotta wear shades.

    Rodney Dill, who has evidently been working on different versions of this one for awhile now...


    BONUS!!!

    Speaking of photoshops, Chris is back in the game this week with another gem...




    *[DISCLAIMER: THIS IS, QUITE OBVIOUSLY, A JOKE! PLEASE DO NOT CALL THE ABOVE TELEPHONE NUMBER! THANK YOU!]


    Bravo! Bravo!

    Encore! Encore!

    Presenting:

    Captions Outrageous! [Weapons of MASS. Obstruction Edition]

    Enjoy!


    PREVIOUS PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST WINNERS:

    Oh, Thank Heaven for 7/11 Edition
    Fickle Finger of Fate Edition
    Things Are Looking Up Edition
    Rage in the Cage Edition
    Not So Mellow Fellow in Yellow Edition
    The Beards and the Beads Edition
    Weapons of Mash Destruction Edition
    You're Al I Ever Wanted Edition
    His Cup Runneth Over Edition
    The Eyes Have It Edition
    Jeepers Veepers Edition
    Huggermugger Edition
    Ear's to You Edition
    Heavy Medal Edition
    Village of the Damned Edition
    White on Rice Edition
    Sunny Side Up Edition
    Absentee Mallet Edition
    French Tickler Edition
    In Through the Out Door Edition
    Frankenstein Meets Godzilla Edition
    Heaven Must Be Missing an Angel Edition
    Spirits of Christmas Present Edition
    Dorito Bandito Edition
    Shadow of His Former Self Edition
    When the Saints Go Mouthing Off Edition
    The Face That Sunk 1000 Ships Edition
    Surely You Jest Edition
    And the Camel They Rode in on Edition
    Chucky Squeeze Edition
    On Dangerous Ground Edition
    Here's Cooking at You Edition
    Catch a Falling Star Edition

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    Wednesday, March 08, 2006

    This Explains Howard Dean

    Vermont is an idyllic place, with great skiing, picturesque mountains, winding backcountry roads, hiking, and quaint "bed and breakfast" inns where you can really relax, and let the pressures of everyday life melt away. It's also the home of "independent" Bernie Sanders, the only socialist in Congress, now running for the Senate, and "independent" Jim Jeffords, the only senator to be elected as a member of one party, then betray those voters and his party and change affiliations right after the election. It also managed to elect Howard Dean Governor. Five times.

    With that as a background, it comes as little surprise that five towns in Vermont have voted to impeach President Bush, and by large margins.

    NEWFANE, Vt. Mar 8, 2006 (AP)— In five Vermont communities, a centuries-old tradition of residents gathering in town halls to conduct local business became a vehicle to send a message to Washington: Impeach the president.

    An impeachment article, approved by a paper ballot 121-29 in Newfane Tuesday, calls on Vermont's lone member of the U.S. House, independent Rep. Bernie Sanders, to file articles of impeachment against President Bush, alleging he misled the nation into the Iraq war and engaged in illegal domestic spying.

    "It absolutely affects us locally," said Newfane select board member Dan DeWalt, who drafted the impeachment article. "It's our sons and daughters, our mothers and fathers, who are dying" in the war in Iraq.

    At least four other Vermont towns, spurred by publicity about Newfane's resolution, endorsed similar resolutions during Tuesday's meetings: Brookfield, Dummerston, Marlboro and Putney.


    Just so you don't think the town meeting was a total waste of time, they manage to attend to some serious business also.

    Among the other items discussed was whether the town should fix some of its 100-year-old sidewalks.

    Some people felt that this was a very important issue for this 1600 person town to address.

    "As a teacher I can't say to my kids that what happens on the national level doesn't affect us at the local level," Ann Landenberger told the Newfane meeting. "Would that we could all be in a cocoon, but that is not the case."

    That's right, a teacher. Ms. Landenberger wouldn't be related to Jay Bennish, would she? A justice of the peace tells us what we already know.

    Greg Record, a local justice of the peace, criticized the amount of time and attention such advisory votes get.

    "We spend more time on these things than on a million dollar budget item," said Record, who said the town is made up of people from the "far left."


    Yup.

    Sunday, March 05, 2006

    It's Carnival Time...

    Hey, 24 fanatics: Presenting the first ever Carnival of Bauer at Blogs4Bauer!

    Need a good laugh? Carnival of Comedy #44: the Greatest Carnival Ever! If you are familiar with [adult swim] on Cartoon Network and the very quirky yet often hysterically funny Aqua Teen Hunger Force, you will love the theme of this week's carnival at The Platypus Society!

    More yuks are available at The Carnival of Satire (#23) at the skwib.

    Rick Moran has more of the usual suspects lined up for a beating with the old cluebat in his Carnival of the Clueless #34 at Right Wing Nut House.

    The Carnival of Liberals' Wrongs finally appears to be catching on at The Liberal Wrong-Wing

    The oldest of all the blogging carnivals notches another week: Carnival of the Vanities #180 at Cigar Intel Agency

    Other things worth a look...

    David Drake examines the concept of intent.

    From the creator of the Camp Katrina blog comes this: MilTracker.

    BCnYa!

    Saturday, March 04, 2006

    The Faith of a Heretic

    Wafa Sultan is not a household name, but it isn't because she hasn't anything to say about radical Islam:
    The clash we are witnessing around the world is not a clash of religions, or a clash of civilizations. … It is a clash between civilization and backwardness, between the civilized and the primitive, between barbarity and rationality. It is a clash between freedom and oppression, between democracy and dictatorship. It is a clash between human rights, on the one hand, and the violation of these rights, on the other. It is a clash between those who treat women like beasts, and those who treat them like human beings. What we see today is not a clash of civilizations. Civilizations do not clash, but compete.

    You can hear Ms. Sultan here. Wow! I sure wouldn't want to get her mad at me!

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    Damn! I Left My Swan Dress and Matching Egg Purse at the Dry Cleaners...

    ...But I won! I really, really won!

    (My acceptance speech is available in the comments section of the post linked above.)

    Friday, March 03, 2006

    Captions Outrageous! [Iran So Far Away Edition]



    The above photo comes to us from Stringer/Reuters via Yahoo!

    This contest will last approximately one week.

    Good luck!

    ******************************

    I not only like to host photo caption contests, I like to play them, too! Be certain to check out the latest contests at these great blogs...

    Outside the Beltway
    WILLisms
    Random Numbers
    GOP and the City
    The Gone Rick Motel
    Bloggin' Outloud
    Blogs4Bauer
    Wizbang!

    And don't forget to check out the best caption blog in the business (where your suggestions are always welcome in the comments section, and can, if good enough, get promoted to the front page)...

    Caption This!

    Or maybe you'd prefer a headline contest for a change of pace?

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    MOST RECENT CAPTION CONTEST WINNERS:

    And the Camel They Rode in on Edition
    Chucky Squeeze Edition
    On Dangerous Ground Edition
    Here's Cooking at You Edition
    Catch a Falling Star Edition

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    Last week, we unveiled a cool new button for the sidebar of our CAP-HOG Top 25 members, courtesy of Hoodlumman of File It Under...

    Right Place Photo Caption Contest Hall of Glory Top 25



    I even created a new permanent link which will be updated regularly with each new Hall of Glory post that can be hyperlinked using that or any other logo.

    This week, Hoodlumman has come through again with a button for everyone else who is a member of or soon hopes to join the ranks of the vaunted Captions Hall of Glory!

    Right Place Photo Caption Contest Hall of Glory



    For the code you need to post either icon on your own blog, just click on it and scroll down near the bottom of that post!

    Thanks again, Hood! You are the best!

    I would also like to thank a reader called "Night Rider", who worked on his own version of a button design for our Hall of Glory. I very much appreciate the effort. Thank you.

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    UPDATE 3/11:

    This contest is now closed...

    WINNERS ARE POSTED HERE!

    New contest is HERE!

    Thank you all for playing!

    Captions Outrageous! Winners [Catch a Falling Star Edition]

    Announcing the winners of the 33rd ever Right Place Photo Caption Contest!

    Thank you to one and all who participated!

    Presenting the top 20+ captions for this picture from AP Photo/Rob Carr via Yahoo!





    BONUS!

    The "Gee, I could've won this contest if I had only thought of something along the lines of the first caption that popped into Mr. Right's mind when he chose this picture" award:


    Once the colossal black hole of ignorance that was Ted Kennedy began sucking in neighboring galaxies, the Universe was doomed to an untimely end!

    Mr. Right


    BONUS!

    Maestro, cue the music...


    When you wish upon a star
    Makes no difference who you are
    Teddy's heart is hardening
    From years of abuse

    If your heart is in your dreams
    No request is too extreme
    Even when you stumble in
    At half past two

    Fate is kind
    She brings to those who love
    Hot chicks and
    Some monkey love

    Like a bolt out of the blue
    Teddy drives in and runs you thru
    When you wish upon a star
    Your dreams come true

    Windhamite


    And now, on with the countdown...


    #20: "Remembuh, nothing says 'good job' like a firm, open-palmed slap on the behind."

    V the K


    #19: Ted Kennedy's stoop appears more prevelant these days. (Not to be confused with the drunken "stupers" normally associated with Teddy...)

    Zsa Zsa


    #18: "This is how my dad used to salute Hitler."

    V the K


    #17: "No thanks, I'll pass out here."

    Carl


    #16: Teddy gives the signal for his favorite size beverage... a fifth.

    spacemonkey


    #15: "Waiter... Yeah, 5 shots over here!"

    GOP and College


    #14: "Hopefully, the edge of this picture will hold me up!"

    LongTabSigO


    #13: The letter "H" is brought to you by Ted Kennedy... "H" as in "hammered" and "hosed".

    the man


    #12: The bloviating killer then drunkenly hurled a throwing-star at the "Remember Chappaquiddick" heckler, embedding it into his neck.

    jimmyb


    #11: In his latest frat prank for the OWL CLUB, Senator Kennedy plays a rousing game of "Ninja Frisbee" with Justice Sam Alito.

    Dave Craddock


    #10: Senator Kennedy pauses to form a crescent and star symbol of Islam.

    Steve O


    #9: "Live long and prosper? Ha! Between state-run health care and the taxes to pay for it, good freakin' luck with that!"

    V the K


    #8: Senator Kennedy sees stars as he wanders out of the Congressional drunk tank.

    Damian G.


    #7: That's not Ted Kennedy doing the robot, that's a robot doing Ted Kennedy!

    walrus


    #6: "Damned DT's! Outa the way, dammit! I can't see that cocktail waitress who's waving her pantyhose at me."

    McGehee


    #5: Witness later recalling: "Well... he caught one, and the one to the back of the head did no damage, but the lower one took out his brain."

    Rodney Dill


    #4: "Oh, yeah... I gotta stick to Scotch; that way, I just see stars. Vodka makes me see little Oldsmobiles!

    D. Carter


    #3: Pie-Eyed Flatulent Ninja Senators - coming to NBC this Fall!

    Rodney Dill


    #2: Ted Kennedy demonstrates the proper way to signal for a right turn off of a bridge.

    walrus


    And the winning entry for this Caption Contest...


    #1: "What? The campaign bus is out of ethanol? No problem, I'll just go breathe into the tank for a few minutes."

    D. Carter


    Bravo! Bravo!

    Encore! Encore!

    Presenting:

    Captions Outrageous! [Iran So Far Away Edition]

    Enjoy!


    PREVIOUS PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST WINNERS:

    Oh, Thank Heaven for 7/11 Edition
    Fickle Finger of Fate Edition
    Things Are Looking Up Edition
    Rage in the Cage Edition
    Not So Mellow Fellow in Yellow Edition
    The Beards and the Beads Edition
    Weapons of Mash Destruction Edition
    You're Al I Ever Wanted Edition
    His Cup Runneth Over Edition
    The Eyes Have It Edition
    Jeepers Veepers Edition
    Huggermugger Edition
    Ear's to You Edition
    Heavy Medal Edition
    Village of the Damned Edition
    White on Rice Edition
    Sunny Side Up Edition
    Absentee Mallet Edition
    French Tickler Edition
    In Through the Out Door Edition
    Frankenstein Meets Godzilla Edition
    Heaven Must Be Missing an Angel Edition
    Spirits of Christmas Present Edition
    Dorito Bandito Edition
    Shadow of His Former Self Edition
    When the Saints Go Mouthing Off Edition
    The Face That Sunk 1000 Ships Edition
    Surely You Jest Edition
    And the Camel They Rode in on Edition
    Chucky Squeeze Edition
    On Dangerous Ground Edition
    Here's Cooking at You Edition

    And, in case you haven't yet seen it, here are the updated overall rankings for the first 30 caption contests!!!

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    Wednesday, March 01, 2006

    Another Headline Non-Sequitur

    The Associated Press headline reads:
    Senate OKs Limiting Patriot Act Powers


    You would think this would be a story about a weak-kneed Senate giving in to the Patriot Act critics and gutting the anti-terror measures within it. You would be wrong.

    WASHINGTON - The Senate on Wednesday cleared the path for renewing the USA Patriot Act, swatting aside objections while adding new protections for people targeted by government investigations.

    The overwhelming votes virtually assured that Congress will renew President Bush's antiterror law before it expires March 10. The House was expected to pass the legislation and send the bill to the president next week.

    The law's opponents, who insisted the new protections were cosmetic, conceded defeat.

    "The die has now been cast," acknowledged the law's chief opponent, Sen. Russell Feingold, D-Wis., after the Senate voted 84-15 to end his filibuster. "Obviously at this point, final passage of the reauthorization bill is now assured."

    There, in only the third paragraph of the story, we learn that those opposing passage had "conceded defeat" after declaring that "the new protections were cosmetic" only. And yet the headline writer for AP was so desperate to hand the administration a defeat that the headline directly contradicts these facts.

    A word of advice to the AP. You can really only highlight one fact in a headline. It's generally best if the fact you choose to highlight is actually part of the story for which you are writing a headline.