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Who better to blog as the Asian Sensation than your friendly neighborhood left-coasted quadruped?
Be seeing you on my side of the mountain! (And just for the record, I did eat half the bowl of candy).
The opposite of right is left. The opposite of right is also wrong. Is it any wonder that the left is always wrong?
I despise Tom Cruise, love South Park, and have a soft spot in my heart for the Burgermeister Meisterburger on the Rankin Bass classic "Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town." Any guesses?
As an aside, I, too, have begun seeing small children dressed in the most extraordinary clothing knocking at the door. In lieu of the sweets they seek, I have offered them voter registration cards (pre-filled and pre-registered, of course) and pamphlets entitled "Impersonation of Little People at Voting Places for the Advancement of the Glorious Moonbat Revolution"
As you can see by this fabulous photo, I've had the great fortune to meet one of the world's greatest leaders, Hugo "Cram the Ballot Boxes" Chavez of Venezuela. With Halloween here, Christmas isn't very far away. I'd like to share my wish list of who I'm hoping to meet in 2007 and beyond:
Kim Jong Il: I'm glad he has the bomb. He is da bomb. I mean, “What they're saying, too, is like, it's OK for Israel to have nuclear weapons. But Iran or Syria better not get nuclear weapons. ... It's OK for Israel to occupy Palestine, ... for the United States to occupy Iraq, but it's not OK for Syria to be in Lebanon. They're a bunch of (expletive) hypocrites.” So I'm glad North Korea is sticking it to the Man known as W.
Fidel Castro: Castro has fought off disgusting American-style capitalism for nearly 40 years. I hear he's in poor health. I'd love to go to that paradise known as Cuba, and shake this great man's hand before he dies.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: As the duly elected president in a REAL democracy, Ahmadinejad is following in Kim Jong Il's footsteps and is on his way to becoming a nuclear power. Finally, the poor Palestinians will have someone to look out for their interests. He's also giving the proverbial finger to W, which makes him A-OK in my book.
Speaking of books, please buy a copy of either Peace Mom or Not One More Mother's Child...keep those royalty checks coming.
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I’ve heard some disappointing remarks from John Kerry about anyone joining our military being stupid. Being a Gold Star Mom for Peace, I’d like to share some insights that only I can.
My son was not stupid, he was duped. Duped, I tell you, by the evil neocons led by KKKarl Rove and his puppet, George “I’m A Nazi” Bush. No one who is in his right mind would join the military and fight for America. America is not worth dying for, as I’m sure you recall me saying in one of my many press conferences. Had my son known that he might actually have to sacrifice himself for my freedom to disparage his time in the service, he would have held on to my apron string a little longer.
Mr. Kerry, please have someone senior on your staff call my PR manager. I’m sure we can re-word what you said in a way that will keep those idiots who vote Republican in the dark. In the meantime, I’d like to remind you all about my latest book, Not One More Mother’s Child, on sale in fine book stores everywhere. I also have plenty of autographed pictures on hand that can be mailed to your home in a jiffy for a nominal fee. (Nutilee, you can have one for free if you send me one of your Ditzy Chix CDs. Did I tell you how much I looove country music?)
Oh, and Flav? You couldn’t handle the junk in my trunk!
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Now, dahlinks, Andrianna vill search through Andrianna's inbox to find sycophantic emails zat reinforce Andrianna's position. Zen. Andrianna will share zem viz you. Until ze next time, dahlinks, Kiss Kiss,