Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Captions Outrageous! Winners [Chain of Fools Edition]

Announcing the winners of the 8th Right Place Photo Caption Contest of Season Two!

Thank you to one and all who participated!

Presenting the top 25+ captions for this picture from Keith Bedford/Reuters via Yahoo!

Mr. Right Says:

-- Democrats today unveiled the scale model for their proposed new national monument: "Mount No-More-Rush". Complete with monorail transportation system, it is to be constructed the moment they take control of Congress at a total cost to tax payers of $20 trillon, and was designed to help get minority voters to the polls. (Not pictured: Jesse Jackson, Maxine Waters.)


-- "Mayor of the Chocolate City or not, Ray, git yer cotton-pickin' finger outta my Hershey Highway off-ramp!"

Cowboy Blob

-- NAGIN: "See? I told you I could pick his pocket."

Dave E.

-- "After our success with the Ned Lamont robot, our scientists are using affirmative action to broaden our product line."


-- "Hey! You got an incompetent mayor in my Chocolate City!"
"Well, you got Chocolate City on my incompetent mayor!"


-- "Ray, your cable won't work. It won't give you Cindy's phone number."

Greg Finnegan

-- Siamese Racists.

hatless in hattiesburg

-- NAGIN: "That hole in the ground... is my credibility."

the man

-- Al Sharpton, King of Race Baiting, introduces his Crown Prince to the world.

-- McDonald's introduces two fun new mascots for their inner city franchises: Mayor McChocolate and the RaceBurglar...


-- Then, the mind meld went horribly awry. Three days later, they found Nagin naked in a ditch rubbing spoiled cheese on his private parts.

V the K

-- Nagin finishes pumping up the inflatible Sharpton doll.

-- NAGIN: "Gonna git me some of that tasty earwax!"

-- The Smithsonian unveils it's new model of Uranus and it's circling moon.

-- In an effort to make sense, Sharpton and Nagin try to run their brains in tandem.


-- "Commence ego siphoning in 3... 2..."



#10: SHARPTON: "Anybody hear a giant sucking sound?"

Steve O

#9: "I know we can improve your image, Ray. Hey, you weren't, by any chance, raped by a group of white men, were you?"


#8: "Go-go Gadget Brain Probe!"

V the K

#7: Al Sharpton was beginning to think those flood waters were toxic after all.


#6: SHARPTON: "Listen to me! I'm not crazy! It's not a con this time! Aliens are injecting larvae into our brains and taking over our bod... snick... I mean, all hail our insect overlords, bringers of peace and justice!"

V the K

#5: And then, the brainbug extended its proboscis and attempted to suck out Nagin's brain. It soon starved to death.

V the K

#4: Desperate to escape, Al Sharpton's head lice construct a bridge.

V the K

#3: "We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it."

Damian G.

#2: New from K-tel: Be the first in you neighborhood to own the Black Leader Mobile!

Rodney Dill

And the winning entry for this Caption Contest...

#1: With the help of Senator Ted Stevens, Sharpton and Sugar Ray con $300 Million in Katrina Aid to construct another "Bridge to Nowhere."

V the K

Bravo! Bravo!

Encore! Encore!

Captions Outrageous! [Beyond Her Grasp Edition]



#1 - Dissenting Opinion Edition
#2 - White Raspbeary Edition
#3 - Totally Busted Edition
#4 - Havana Good Time, Glad You're Not Here Edition
#5 - Right Hand to God Edition
#6 - Some Assembly Required Edition
#7 - Mad Hatter Edition


You're Al I Ever Wanted Edition

Right Place Photo Caption Contest Hall of Glory

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