Thank you to one and all who participated!
Presenting the top 25+ captions for this picture from Keith Bedford/Reuters via Yahoo!
Mr. Right Says:
-- Democrats today unveiled the scale model for their proposed new national monument: "Mount No-More-Rush". Complete with monorail transportation system, it is to be constructed the moment they take control of Congress at a total cost to tax payers of $20 trillon, and was designed to help get minority voters to the polls. (Not pictured: Jesse Jackson, Maxine Waters.)
HONORABLE MENTION:
-- "Mayor of the Chocolate City or not, Ray, git yer cotton-pickin' finger outta my Hershey Highway off-ramp!"
Cowboy Blob
-- NAGIN: "See? I told you I could pick his pocket."
Dave E.
-- "After our success with the Ned Lamont robot, our scientists are using affirmative action to broaden our product line."
Doc
-- "Hey! You got an incompetent mayor in my Chocolate City!"
"Well, you got Chocolate City on my incompetent mayor!"
Greg
-- "Ray, your cable won't work. It won't give you Cindy's phone number."
Greg Finnegan
-- Siamese Racists.
hatless in hattiesburg
-- NAGIN: "That hole in the ground... is my credibility."
the man
-- Al Sharpton, King of Race Baiting, introduces his Crown Prince to the world.
-- McDonald's introduces two fun new mascots for their inner city franchises: Mayor McChocolate and the RaceBurglar...
Pam
-- Then, the mind meld went horribly awry. Three days later, they found Nagin naked in a ditch rubbing spoiled cheese on his private parts.
V the K
-- Nagin finishes pumping up the inflatible Sharpton doll.
-- NAGIN: "Gonna git me some of that tasty earwax!"
-- The Smithsonian unveils it's new model of Uranus and it's circling moon.
-- In an effort to make sense, Sharpton and Nagin try to run their brains in tandem.
walrus
-- "Commence ego siphoning in 3... 2..."
Windhamite
THE TOP TEN:
#10: SHARPTON: "Anybody hear a giant sucking sound?"
Steve O
#9: "I know we can improve your image, Ray. Hey, you weren't, by any chance, raped by a group of white men, were you?"
Beerme
#8: "Go-go Gadget Brain Probe!"
V the K
#7: Al Sharpton was beginning to think those flood waters were toxic after all.
walrus
#6: SHARPTON: "Listen to me! I'm not crazy! It's not a con this time! Aliens are injecting larvae into our brains and taking over our bod... snick... I mean, all hail our insect overlords, bringers of peace and justice!"
V the K
#5: And then, the brainbug extended its proboscis and attempted to suck out Nagin's brain. It soon starved to death.
V the K
#4: Desperate to escape, Al Sharpton's head lice construct a bridge.
V the K
#3: "We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it."
Damian G.
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Rodney Dill
And the winning entry for this Caption Contest...
#1: With the help of Senator Ted Stevens, Sharpton and Sugar Ray con $300 Million in Katrina Aid to construct another "Bridge to Nowhere."
V the K
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Encore! Encore!
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