Friday, February 24, 2006

Captions Outrageous! Winners [Here's Cooking at You Edition]

Announcing the winners of the 32nd ever Right Place Photo Caption Contest!

Thank you to one and all who participated!

Presenting the top 15 captions for this picture from AP Photo/Elliott Minor via Yahoo!

#15: "Please tell me we are cooking rabbit!"

the man

#14: PAULA: "What was that noise?"
JIMMY: "Oh, that. My pacemaker just made the garage door go up."

D. Carter

#13: "I'd like a bite of them Georgia peaches!"


#12: Jimmuh's thought bubble: "Mmmmmm, Habi-TATA's for Jimmuh-anity."


#11: Most ex-presidents assume the mantle of elder statesman. Jimmy Carter opted for short-order cook.

D. Carter

#10: Jimmy Carter learned the hard way that chicks aren't as in to Nobel Prizes as he was promised.

Will Franklin

#9: "...And then, let the casserole cook at 350 degrees for 444 days..."


#8: Jimmy Carter is captured on television "lusting in his heart".

D. Carter

#7: Mr. Carter then blamed President George W. Bush for the excessive use of Worcestershire sauce at the Fairfield County barbecue.


#6: "Ya don't have ta call me 'Mr. President', Darlin'... you can call me 'King Leer'."


#5: "That's right, Paula, all proceeds from my new cookbook, Dining with Dictators, will go to help Habiteat for Humanity... Er, I mean HabiTAT for Humanity. Heh."

D. Carter

#4: PAULA: "No, you idiots, I said this recipe called for mayonnaise, not malaise!"

V the K

#3: PAULA: "Jimmy, I love your apron! It says 'Hail to the Chef', which is very clever, but what does the small print say?"

JIMMY: "It says 'Property of Hugo Chavez'."

Steve O

#2: Jimmy Carter reveals his recipe for failure: "Well, Paula, I just combine a couple of dollops of incompetence, a big heaping tablespoonful of spinelessness, and a half pint of stupidity, then - voila! - the one-term presidency!"

D. Carter

And the winning entry for this Caption Contest...

#1: "How'd ya like to whack my rabbit?"

Rodney Dill

Bravo! Bravo!

Encore! Encore!


Captions Outrageous! [Catch a Falling Star Edition]



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You're Al I Ever Wanted Edition
His Cup Runneth Over Edition
The Eyes Have It Edition
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Huggermugger Edition
Ear's to You Edition
Heavy Medal Edition
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White on Rice Edition
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French Tickler Edition
In Through the Out Door Edition
Frankenstein Meets Godzilla Edition
Heaven Must Be Missing an Angel Edition
Spirits of Christmas Present Edition
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Shadow of His Former Self Edition
When the Saints Go Mouthing Off Edition
The Face That Sunk 1000 Ships Edition
Surely You Jest Edition
And the Camel They Rode in on Edition
Chucky Squeeze Edition
On Dangerous Ground Edition

And, in case you haven't yet seen it, here are the updated overall rankings for the first 30 caption contests!!!


Thanks for the link!

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