Saturday, February 18, 2006

Captions Outrageous! Winners [On Dangerous Ground Edition]

Announcing the winners of the 31st ever Right Place Photo Caption Contest!

Thank you to one and all who participated!

Presenting the top 25 captions for this picture from Tullio Puglia/Reuters via Yahoo!

#25: "All right, boys... remember, heads down! Don't look directly at Meduzillary without the mirrors!"


#24: "That was close. I almost stepped in that Chirac."

charles austin

#23: "Rachel Corrie? That you?"

Rodney Dill

#22: "It resembles the Democrats' platform, but we all know what it really is."

Steve O

#21: Donald Rumsfeld was mildly surprised to learn that Howard Dean can poop and fly at the same time.

Bill W.

#20: "Now, if you look closely, you can see where we keep the Democrats."

Republican Vet

#19: "I don't want to see the pigeon that left that!"


#18: Aide: "Jack Bauer's Work?"
Don: "Yep."

Rodney Dill

#17: "Gentlemen, THAT is what happens to you if you make Chuck Norris angry."


#16: "Perhaps there's something to this 'global-warming' theory afterall," thought Rumsfeld as he walked through the canals of Venice with his detail.

Son of the Godfather

#15: "Senator Kerry, get off your knees. We have a better way to deal with these terrorists."

the man

#14: The agents felt secure, after all, "Mr. Rumsfeld's" hands were tied, and there were 4 agents covering him. But they were in for a surprise... He was beginning to believe that he was... THE ONE.

Special Ed

#13: "Sorry, Helen Thomas, but you really shouldn't pop out of a dark alley like that... Do you require medical attention?"

Son of the Godfather

#12: In Howard Dean's most frequent psychotic dream sequence, Sec. of Defense Donald Rumsfeld is cuffed and frog-marched to stand for charges before the members of Democratic Underground.


#11: "That, boys, is a warm, steamy pile of malaise --- otherwise known as Jimmy Carter's Legacy."


#10: "So that's what happened to the Democrats' credibility!"


#9: "Sometimes you have to go for a walk with the shoes you've got, not the shoes you want or wish you could have. And the pair of shoes I'd want before stepping in that... has never been made! That pile right there, that's a known unknown and I'm steering clear of it."


#8: "Well, if you had to arrest me for something, it was worth it for decking that Pelosi b*tch!"

Son of the Godfather

#7: "Here's another one. We must be getting close to the Vice President's party."


#6: "Hmmm... that's interesting. Make note of that, Johnson, for future reference: pedestrians in Tunis don't have the right-of-way."

D. Carter

#5: A few seconds later, a scuffle broke out as Rumsfeld and his entourage simultaneously spotted a quarter on the street.

D. Carter

#4: "Okay, so now we know a Euro dropped from the top of the Eiffel Tower will kill a man. I owe you a Coke."

V the K

#3: "The White House press corps ninnies insist on us reporting any significant item to them right away. Inform them there is a pigeon fatality on Albury Drive."

Son of the Godfather

#2: "Ok, boys, help Senator Kennedy get to his feet and pour him into his Oldsmobile."

D. Carter

And the winning entry for this Caption Contest...

#1: "Hmmm... Looks like Cheney's been wandering around with the safety off again."

D. Carter

Bravo! Bravo!

Encore! Encore!


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