Monday, March 27, 2006

Captions Outrageous! Winners [Censure and Sensibility Edition]

At long last --- the wait is over!!!

Announcing the winners of the 36th ever Right Place Photo Caption Contest!

Thank you to one and all who participated, and thank you for your patience this week!

Presenting the top 25 captions for this picture, stolen from Buckley F. Williams at The Nose on Your Face

BONUS! Revenge of the Sith Award:

Famed blogger 'Mr. Right' hides his face and cowers after receiving the news that Buckley F. Williams and some of his associates are waiting outside to discuss a certain 'stolen picture incident' with him.

Buckley F. Williams [aka Darth Satiricus]

And now, on with the countdown...

#25: "Calgon --- take me away!"


#24: Senator Feingold unsuccessfully tries out for the part of "See No Good" in George Clooney's forthcoming movie See No Good, Hear No Good, Speak No Good.

Will Franklin

#23: "Okay, guys, I've waited long enough. Can I see the results of my censure measure now?"


#22: "Won't support my censure resolution? Fine! I'll just DISAPPEAR!"


#21: "Hmmmm... I can't seem to get the failure out of my eyes..."

Sgt Fluffy

#20: "We don't need troops in Iraq to fight terrorists! When the terrorists come around, we just magically disappear --- like this!"

Dave Craddock

#19: "I'm going to count to 51, and then open my eyes..."

Senator Feingold is playing "Peekaboo, I Censure You" all by himself again.

charles austin

#18: "Ahhh!!! Helen Thomas naked!!! My eyes are burning!!!"

the man

#17: Cindy Sheehan's first adult film was rough on even her most die-hard supporters.

V the K

#16: "This is the only way I can keep my face up after having my brain removed."


#15: Falling for one of the oldest tricks in the book, Sen. Feingold counts to 50 while Senator Hillary Clinton "hides" his censure resolution in a chamber paper shredder.


#14: Suit: $500
Tie: $99
Boy Scout Cufflinks: $1...

Watching Feingold when somebody tells him he's being referred to as the "Jackass from Wisconsin": PRICELESS!


#13: "...98, 99, 100... Ready or not, here I come!"


#12: "The light of reason? What is tha... AAAAGH! MY EYES!"

Special Ed

#11: "There's no place like home... there's no place like home... there's no place like home... Drat!"

Much to his horror, Russ soon discovered that he forgot his ruby slippers at home and had to find another quick way out of the Senate.

David McKay

#10: Senator Feingold was the only one who knew what to do when the Senate was invaded by the Ravenous Bugblatter Beasts of Traal.

V the K

#9: "They say if you ever come face to face with a Gorgon, you should avoid eye contact -- oh, hello, Mrs. Clinton."


#8: Russ Feingold learns a painful lesson when he confuses Ted Kennedy's whiskey glass for his contact solution.

Laurence Simon

#7: "I just don't believe Stabenow used that sign."

Rodney Dill

#6: At the end of a long day, Senator Feingold removes the grease paint.

D. Carter

#5: "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to..."


#4: Following a five-year-old's advice, Sen. Feingold covers his eyes in a bid to make all of the bad Republicans just go away.


#3: "I don't see any threat from terrorism."


#2: "Eureka! I've done it, I've finally made George Bush disappear!"

Rodney Dill

And the winning entry for this Caption Contest...

#1: Senator Feingold accepts the challenge to find his butt with both hands.

D. Carter

Bravo! Bravo!

Encore! Encore!

We now rejoin our latest contest, already in progress:

Captions Outrageous! [Big Easy Rider Edition]



Oh, Thank Heaven for 7/11 Edition
Fickle Finger of Fate Edition
Things Are Looking Up Edition
Rage in the Cage Edition
Not So Mellow Fellow in Yellow Edition
The Beards and the Beads Edition
Weapons of Mash Destruction Edition
You're Al I Ever Wanted Edition
His Cup Runneth Over Edition
The Eyes Have It Edition
Jeepers Veepers Edition
Huggermugger Edition
Ear's to You Edition
Heavy Medal Edition
Village of the Damned Edition
White on Rice Edition
Sunny Side Up Edition
Absentee Mallet Edition
French Tickler Edition
In Through the Out Door Edition
Frankenstein Meets Godzilla Edition
Heaven Must Be Missing an Angel Edition
Spirits of Christmas Present Edition
Dorito Bandito Edition
Shadow of His Former Self Edition
When the Saints Go Mouthing Off Edition
The Face That Sunk 1000 Ships Edition
Surely You Jest Edition
And the Camel They Rode in on Edition
Chucky Squeeze Edition
On Dangerous Ground Edition
Here's Cooking at You Edition
Catch a Falling Star Edition
Iran So Far Away Edition
Weapons of MASS. Obstruction Edition


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