Saturday, April 01, 2006

Captions Outrageous! Winners [Big Easy Rider Edition]

Sorry this is a little late again, but my schedule remains a bit messed up for the time being...

Announcing the winners of the 37th ever Right Place Photo Caption Contest, brought to you this week by the Cleavon Little Memorial Marching Society!

Thank you to one and all who participated!

Presenting the top 15 captions for this picture from REUTERS/Sean Gardner via Yahoo!

#15: "Pardon me while I whip this out..."


#14: "I was going to use coconuts, but the store was fresh out."


#13: Mayor Nagin campaigns as Army Lt. Gen. Russel Honore, hoping that people will be confused enough to actually re-elect him.

Steve O

#12: "Call me 'Che', children."


#11: Not wanting to be caught unprepared again, Mayor "Generalissimo" Nagin picks up riders while personally supervising drills for New Orleans' new disaster evacuation plan.


#10: During Mardi Gras, Nagin plays the role of the lesser known, Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse: Incompetence.

D. Carter

#9: "See! I'm riding a VANILLA horse! Together, we make a delicious drink."


#8: Soon to appear in a new Mel Brooks Classic -- Blaming Saddles...

Rodney Dill

#7: "Don't you worry, little Raisinets; Sugar Ray Nagin is gon' make sure this city stays chocolate."

Damian G.

#6: "No, I cannot stay, there are other towns out there that need to be destroyed by my gross incompetence. Farewell."


#5: "Take back your stupid quarter and tell the kid she can't ride on the supermarket horsie ride till I'm done."

Special Ed

#4: "Ray Nagin, Delta Rush Chairman.... damn glad to meet ya."


#3: "Hey! The Sheriff's a Nagin!"

Rodney Dill

#2: "Gosh, Momma, I've never seen a four-star moron before!"

D. Carter

And the winning entry for this Caption Contest...

#1: During the first annual "Stuck on Stupid Parade", Grand Marshall Nagin greets the spectators.



Another round of applause for "Weird Rodney" Dill, who strikes parody gold again with another witty ditty. Apparently, he already used it as an extra in one of his own contests at OTB and submitted it to a Wizbang contest, but it deserves to be seen by as many folks as possible, so I am pasting it on the front page of The Right Place for everyone to see...

Nagin's Song
--Sung To "Swing Low Sweet Chariot"

Swing Home, Sweet Choc-o-late
Make Nawlins your home.
Swing on home, Sweet Choc-o-late
Make Nawlins your home.

I looked over Pontchartrain and what did I see
(No buses for to carry them home)*
A band of new homeless people gunnin' after me.
(bulldozers gonna bury their old homes)*

Swing Home, Sweet Choc-o-late
Make Nawlins your home.
Swing on home, Sweet Choc-o-late
Make Nawlins your home.

If FEMA don't get blamed ahead of me,
(for not Makin' Nawlins a safe home)*
I'll need protection from N.O.P.D
(to Make Nawlins my safe home.)*

Swing Home, Sweet Choc-o-late
Make Nawlins your home.
Swing on home, Sweet Choc-o-late
Make Nawlins your home.

I'm sometimes up, but I keep gettin' put down,
(for not Makin' Nawlins a good home):
Most people think I'm some Rodeo Clown
(The open range could be my new home!)*

Swing Home, Sweet Choc-o-late
Make Nawlins your home.
Swing on home, Sweet Choc-o-late
Make Nawlins your home.

(*sung by the chorus)

Rodney Dill

Bravo! Bravo!

Encore! Encore!


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