Sunday, October 30, 2005

Unhappy Halloween you right wing jerks

Al here.

Al Franken that is.

And I'm rather peeved. My life hasn't exactly been a bed of roses lately. I can't seem to find a job and there's no Team Franken to help me out with this.

I got this gig because Mr. Right felt sorry for me. But, if you think for one nanosecond I'm going to be a nice guy, fuh-gedd-aboutit.

I'm here to put forth the TRUE liberal philosophy that you just won't hear about from those wimps that run things.

So get ready.

And remember, you can stop me anytime by writing letters, emails and calling Saturday Night Live and begging them to bring me back. C'mon I NEED A JOB for crissakes!

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