Friday, October 21, 2005

Captions Outrageous! Winners [Heavy Medal Edition]

Announcing the winners of the fourteenth ever Right Place Photo Caption Contest!

Thank you to one and all who participated!

Presenting the top ten captions for this picture [AP Photo/Kevin Rivoli via Yahoo!]...

First, a bonus award...

The "Two Bloggers, One Mind" Award goes to the following two simultaneously submitted entries (you can check the time stamp in the original comments section - too funny!)...

Condoleezza Rice strangles Hillary Clinton to death in yet another brilliant manifestation of the policy of preemption.

Will Franklin

Hillary for President in 2008? Not if she's strangled in 2005.


Great minds think alike! And now, on with the countdown...

#10: "This is mine! This is where my babies come from."

V the K
(Obviously a 'Family Guy' fan!)

#9: Thought bubble over Hillary's head: "So, Bill thinks he's better at getting the attractive young women? This one has a better figure than that Lewinsky chick."


#8: "Now, Hillary, this is very important. When you get up on the chair, hook the other end of this to the ceiling, then step off the chair."


#7: Never one to miss a fundrasing opportunity, Hillary helps herself to the "soft money" of the award presenter.


#6: Hillary is inducted into the White Trash Women Hall-of-Fame. Her induction was based on her sticking by her man after each case of rape and cheating came to light. (She is a beacon of hope for all women.)

the man

#5: Hillary Clinton is awarded the Order of Lenin (Second Class).

D. Carter

#4: Mrs. Clinton graciously accepts her 17th place award in Bill's "Favorite Chicks to Shack Up With" Contest.


#3: Hillary Clinton, shown here getting the gold medal in the Cattle Futures Trading Olympics, winks and deftly slips her room key into the presenter's purse, a sure sign she's willing to "go for the gold" again.


#2: In the latest rework of Star Wars, George Lucas finally gives the hairy, smelly sidekick-beast a medal.

Laurence Simon

And the winning entry for this Caption Contest...

#1: The Wizard of Oz awards Hillary some courage. Now, if she only had a heart... a brain...

Rodney Dill

For even more funny business, check out Caption This!, where this photo gets further treatment from the very funny V the K!

Bravo! Bravo!

Encore! Encore!


Captions Outrageous! [Village of the Damned Edition]



Oh, Thank Heaven for 7/11 Edition
Fickle Finger of Fate Edition
Things Are Looking Up Edition
Rage in the Cage Edition
Not So Mellow Fellow in Yellow Edition
The Beards and the Beads Edition
Weapons of Mash Destruction Edition
You're Al I Ever Wanted Edition
His Cup Runneth Over Edition
The Eyes Have It Edition
Jeepers Veepers Edition
Huggermugger Edition
Ear's to You Edition

No comments: