Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Captions Outrageous! Winners [All Your Fitzmas Are Belong to Us Edition]

Announcing the winners of the 49th ever Right Place Photo Caption Contest!

Thank you to one and all who participated!

Presenting the top 25 captions for this picture from AP Photo/Ron Edmonds, File via Yahoo!


-- "Indict THIS, losers!"

-- "No Fitzmas for YOU!"

-- "Yes, he may be baby-faced, but we're talkin' Rosemary's-Baby-faced here."

-- "Karl, have you got any more Kos television appearances lined up yet? Those things are working wonders for Republican prospects."

-- President Bush and Karl Rove watch as Joe Wilson is handcuffed and frog-marched into Department of Justice headquarters.

D. Carter

-- "Hey, Karl, where'd you pick up that Teflon again???"


-- "No, Karl... smirk-ier!"

Greg Finnegan

-- "Hey, Karl! Did you hear the one about the two gay Irishmen, Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick?..."


-- "Gee, Karl -- your hair smells terrific!"


-- Karl Rove smiles, knowing he's driven the rabid left crazy. Mission accomplished.


-- "Don't take this the wrong way, Karl, but your head is thirty pounds overweight."

-- "Remind me never to play liars' poker with you, Karl."

radio free fred

-- Incredibly, Bush speaks while Rove has a mouth full of water.


-- "Looks like the Dems are wrong again, Karl. I don't see a '6-6-6' back there at all!"

-- "Karl, you can cut out the 'Who's yer daddy?' look any time now."



#10: "Karl, are you doin' that mind control thing again?"


#9: Yesterday, the Washington press corps witnessed a partial eclipse of the son.

hatless in hattiesburg

#8: "Pssst! Hey, Karl... Did you just see the TruthOut WebServer catch fire?"


#7: "Mr. President, please stop blowing in my ear. You promised to make your Presidency different than the Clinton Presidency."


#6: "Karl, I know you're disappointed. All that wasted time practicing your frog march..."


#5: "Come on, Karl, make the Democrats look stupid again! Please?"


#4: "Karl, knock off the Jedi Mind-Tricks and have Ann Coulter put her dress back on, it's startin' to get a bit creepy."


#3: ♪ Let's do the Frog March again!
It's just a hop to the Left...


#2: "...The same thing we do every night, Karl: Try to take over the world!"

Rodney Dill

And the winning entry for this Caption Contest...

#1: "Pssst! Don't look now, Karl, but there are a lot of Kos Kids with lumps of coal lookin' for you."



For anyone familiar with the origin of the whole "All your base are belong to us" theme of this contest, this piece by Stew is a must see!


Presenting, a brand new Fitzmas carol...

All the liberals pause and stare at me
My charges are dropped as you can see
They don't know just who to blame for this catastrophe!
But their one wish on Fitzmas Eve is as plain as it can be!

All they want for Fitzmas
Is my big smart head,
My big smart head,
See my big smart head?

Gee, if they could only
Have my big smart head,
Then they could wish me
"Merry Fitzmas."

It seems so long since they could say,
"Karl Rove rotting in a prison!"
Gosh oh gee, how happy they'd be,
If they could only indict (Plame, Plame)

All they want for Fitzmas
Is my big smart head,
My big smart head,
See my big smart head?

Gee, if they could only
Have my big smart head,
Then they could wish me
"Merry Fitzmas!"

Damian G., take a bow!

Bravo! Bravo!

Encore! Encore!

Captions Outrageous! [Russian Hands and Roman Fingers Edition]



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Right Place Photo Caption Contest Hall of Glory


Thanks for the link!

The Conservative Cat

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