Monday, June 12, 2006

Captions Outrageous! Winners [Globe Al Warming Edition]

Announcing the winners of the 47th ever Right Place Photo Caption Contest!

Thank you to one and all who participated!

Presenting the top 35+ captions for this picture from CP PHOTO/HO, Paramount Classics - Eric Lee via Yahoo!

First, a couple of fun little links...


United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru
Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador too
Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana and still
Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina, and Ecuador, Chile, Brazil
Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda, Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan
Paraguay, Uruguay, Suriname, and French Guiana, Barbados and Guam

Norway and Sweden and Iceland and Finland and Germany, now one piece
Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia, Italy, Turkey and Greece
Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania, Ireland, Russia, Oman
Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia, Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq and Iran
There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan, both Yemens, Kuwait and Bahrain
the Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal, France, England, Denmark and Spain

India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan, Thailand, Nepal and Bhutan;
Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh, Asia, and China, Korea, Japan
Mongolia, Laos, and Tibet, Indonesia, the Philippine Islands, Taiwan
Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New Zealand, then Borneo and Vietnam
Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola, Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana
Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia, Guinea, Algeria, Ghana

Burundi, Lesotho and Malawi, Togo, the Spanish Sahara is gone
Niger, Nigeria, Chad and Liberia, Egypt, Benin and Gabon
Tanzania, Somalia, Kenya and Mali, Sierra Leone and Algiers
Dahomey, Namibia, Senegal, Libya, Cameroon, Congo, Zaire
Ethiopia, Guinea-Bissau, Madagascar, Rwanda, Mahore and Cayman
Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Yugoslavia,
Crete, Mauritania, then Transylvania, Monaco, Liechtenstein, Malta and Palestine, Fiji, Australia, Sudan!


[ED. NOTE: Did anyone care to watch the Animaniacs video for this? I thought you might!]


Gore Does Shatner: "She packed my bags... last night preflight... zero hour nine ayem... and I'm gonna be HI-I-I-I-GH... as a kite, by then..."

V the K

[ED. NOTE: Stewie Griffin does a mean version of this video classic himself!]


-- "Hey, man, I just inhaled some greenhouse gasses... and I am SO BAKED!!!"

D. Carter

-- "New from Post: It's Albert-O's, now with tasty greens! It's totally cereal!"

Damian G.

-- "Why, thanks for that compliment. Many folks have told me the world has become a smaller place since I invented the Internet."


-- "I invented the earth."


-- "While driving in my limo to my private jet, I was disgusted to see so many SUVs driven by evil rightwingers."


-- "Houston, we have some space junk above Europe... do we have clearance to obliterate from orbit?"

John Ruberry

-- Al Gore shows that he is the center of the universe, we are all orbiting him.

-- "Oh God, Gore just punched Bulgaria!"

-- "Nashville, we have a problem."

the man

-- Indisputable proof that global warming is caused by Al Gore.


-- (♪ 2001 Space Odyssey Music ♪)
He invented the Internet (♪ bom boaam ♪)
He RE-invented government (♪ booaam booaam ♪)
Now, in 2006, (H)AL Gore will take us to space... and recreate the earth!


-- "Welcome to the Restaurant at the End of the Galaxy. The entrée for today is a nice warmed Earth."

-- "In our international weather report, a large gaseous cloud has formed over Western Europe and Africa, but it is expected to dissipate by 2008."

-- "Actually, this world is orbiting around ME!"

-- GORE: "See, if this peninsula to my right would've just counted their votes correctly, I'd be President."

OFFSTAGE: "Um, Al... that's Spain."

-- Quick! Give Mexico a stick and tell 'em Al's a piñata.

Rodney Dill

-- "Does it feel warmer in here, or is it just me?"

Steve O

-- "Earth to Algore, Earth to Algore, Earth to Algo... screw it, let him drift."

-- Al Gore's doctor was a tad worried about that huge, earth shaped boil growing out his side.

-- Al Gore decides the earth needs a hug.

-- NASA releases a rather unique picture of two planets: Earth and Uranus.

-- ♪ Ground control to Major A-hole, Ground control to Major A-hole. Take your protein pills and put your tin foil hat on.

-- "We told Al to lay off the helium, but nooooooooooooooooo! He just loved that squeaky voice a little too much..."

-- "Look! It's MechaGore! Run for your lives!!!"

-- The United States today unveiled their new space based weapon system. Called the Super Snore, it instantaneously renders its target, anywhere in the world, comatose by exposing it to a concentrated beam of Al Gore's personality.



#10: Al Gore's ego shown in actual scale size to the Earth.

Rodney Dill

#9: "If nothing is done about global warming, BILLIONS of people will die over the NEXT HUNDRED YEARS!"


#8: As Al drops his drawers, the Moon in the Man becomes visible from Earth.

Rodney Dill

#7: After his Big Boy capsule got blown to bits, Dr. Evil flew away in his new Al Gore capsule, vowing to come back someday to avenge himself upon Austin Powers.


#6: Many assumed the Gore Nebula would, of course, be a bipolar emission nebula, but, in the end, scientists settled on a more appropriate choice for the Gore Nebula.

Rodney Dill

#5: Earth collectively breathed a sigh of relief as the AlGore2000 asteroid narrowly missed it.


#4: "Now somebody help me here. Where is Chad?"


#3: "...And so, to prevent the frozen tundra in the Canadian Arctic from becoming fertile farmland, we must immediately destroy the economy."

Steve O

#2: And on the seventh day, Al rested.

D. Carter

And the winning entry for this Caption Contest...

#1: A picture of the Earth and its Moon(bat), taken from space.

Steve O

Bravo! Bravo!

Encore! Encore!

Captions Outrageous! [A Thousand Points of Light Edition]



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Not So Mellow Fellow in Yellow Edition
The Beards and the Beads Edition
Weapons of Mash Destruction Edition
You're Al I Ever Wanted Edition
His Cup Runneth Over Edition
The Eyes Have It Edition
Jeepers Veepers Edition
Huggermugger Edition
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Heavy Medal Edition
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White on Rice Edition
Sunny Side Up Edition
Absentee Mallet Edition
French Tickler Edition
In Through the Out Door Edition
Frankenstein Meets Godzilla Edition
Heaven Must Be Missing an Angel Edition
Spirits of Christmas Present Edition
Dorito Bandito Edition
Shadow of His Former Self Edition
When the Saints Go Mouthing Off Edition
The Face That Sunk 1000 Ships Edition
Surely You Jest Edition
And the Camel They Rode in on Edition
Chucky Squeeze Edition
On Dangerous Ground Edition
Here's Cooking at You Edition
Catch a Falling Star Edition
Iran So Far Away Edition
Weapons of MASS. Obstruction Edition
Censure and Sensibility Edition
Big Easy Rider Edition
Acid Reflex Edition
Pride in Prejudice Edition
A Bush in the Hand Edition
Wouldn't You Give a Hand to a Friend Edition
The Forecast Calls for Snow Edition
I Shot the Sharif Edition
Giving Him the Boot Edition
Frozen Assets Edition
In Over Her Head Edition

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