It's Flavor Flav and I'm in the Right Place.
All right all right, it's time to send another girl home. We already sent home Hair for being a dude and Hottie for eating my clock. Let's axe one more.
Flavor: Yo Goldie...WHAT UP?
Goldie: Not much you liberal abortion-supporting slimeball.
Flavor: That aint no way to talk to me!
Goldie: What? Did I not speak slow enough for you? Were you left behind as a child?
Flavor: Damn. It's time for you to goose step out of my house!
Crazy: You go and get out of the house, you nazi whore!
Goldie: I hope you get a ticket to Gitmo, you america-hating douchebag.
Crazy: Oh, no you didn't you skinny legged bimbo!
Crazy: Her breath smells like burned popcorn covered in singed hair.
Flavor: Damn, both you bitchez are crazy and to leave.
So there you have it, two down tonight - only 4 more to go. Who'll be next?
Here are the remaining dope girls that will be trying for my love:
Nancy Pelosi as "Georgia"
Michelle Malkin as "Ping Pong"
Kitty Dukakis as "Drinks"
Hillary Clinton as "New York"
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