Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Captions Outrageous! Winners [I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire Edition]

Announcing the winners of the 13th Right Place Photo Caption Contest of Season Two!

Thank you to one and all who participated!

The first CAPHOG standings update for Season Two will be posted soon!

Presenting the top 40+ captions for this picture from El Marco via Flickr.

Mr. Right Says:
"My sign's fallen... and I can't get it up!"


-- "...And George Bush gave me that 'furniture disease', too! You know, the one where your chest falls into your drawers?"


-- "What do we want?!?"
"I said: 'WHAT DO WE WANT?!?'"
"Oh. More durable hip replacements!"
"WHEN DO WE WANT... Hey, wait... that's the wrong answer!"
"What was the question again?"
"Never mind!"

Buckley F. Williams

-- "Billy Joel was wrong, we did start the fire!"

charles austin

-- "Alger Hiss? I dated him."


-- "You got some Ben Gay? I need a hit."

GOP and College

-- Broken hip-pies.

-- MAN THINKING: "This old bat is so full of it, she should wear Depends on her head!"

hatless in hattiesburg

-- "I thought Eva Braun died with Adolph."

-- "Don't you recognize her, Henry? That's our granddaughter, the one that used to be the Grateful Dead groupie."


-- "Pelosi and Reid are the future. Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?"

-- WOMAN ON LEFT: "You're a sellout! You sold out then, you're selling out now!"
WOMAN ON RIGHT: "You didn't bathe then, you haven't bathed now!"

-- A producer for AARPs upcoming Seniors Gone Wild video interviews a prospective film subject.


-- "The world can't wait for Bush to leave, and God knows that I only have a few years left myself."

the man

-- "I'm gonna head down to the soup kitchen and see if they found my teeth yet."

Rodney Dill

-- "Pfffft! In my day, you didn't have war. Times were tough enough without it! Why, kids walked seventeen miles to school, uphill both ways in the snow, and woke up an hour before they went to sleep!"


-- "How would our fellow hippies feel if they knew we were going to go back to the loft, put on SS uniforms, and whip each other?"

-- "Wait... you mean none of us is a 23 year old SWF? Damn you, Village Voice classifieds. Damn you to Hell!"

-- "Oh, I don't have anything specifically against homosexuals, but that Fred Phelps is so darned sexy!"

V the K

-- The "Protest Babe" factor at the recent anti-Bush rallies was sorely lacking.

-- "I was this close to marrying Jerry Garcia."



#20: "Woodstock? Altamont? Protesting? Hell lady, we're just in from Des Moines to see the Statue of Liberty and the Rockettes."


#19: "I don't know if you two know this, but I was at the NYC Draft Riots, too. Darn that Lincoln!"


#18: "You don't swing? Damn, these protests aren't what they used to be."

the man

#17: "Have you considered the benefits of joining AARM, the American Association of Retired Moonbats?"


#16: "Woodstock was all right, but the hash at Altamont was mind-blowing."

V the K

#15: "...So anyway, I was wasted on the peyote, and Betty Grable was starting to melt into Wendell Wilkie. Then, the trip got really strange..."


#14: "George Bush made me crap my pants."

the man

#13: "No, I really AM Keith Richards!"

Special Ed

#12: "Don't get up, dear. They can only see you if they detect movement."

Damian G.

#11: "If I get close enough, I'm gonna toss this tooth at Bush!"


#10: "Do either of you guys remember why we came here?"


#9: "At the last protest I went to, they handed out free LSD and heroin. Now they're handing out free fiber wafers and prune juice."


#8: "You know, Grover Cleveland would have never lead us into a unprovoked war."

the man

#7: "...And if he doesn't blow up the world, he's going to take away my Social Security!"


#6: "We have word that the brown Metamucil is bad. Please don't try the brown Metamucil."


#5: "Why, yes, I do live with a-hundred-and-five cats! How did you guess?"


#4: "...And when I'm driving on the Interstate at 35 miles per hour, you can be damn sure it's the left turn signal that's locked in the on position!"

V the K

#3: Aging due to the stresses of BDS is dramatic: It's hard to believe that this protester is merely 35 years old!

GOP and College

#2: "Of course Global Warming is real! And if any of these young punks had been alive during the last Ice Age, they'd know it."

V the K

And the winning entry for this Caption Contest...

#1: "Don't trust anyone over 80."

hatless in hattiesburg

Bravo! Bravo!

Encore! Encore!

Captions Outrageous! [The Scion, the Witch and the Saprobe Edition]



#1 - Dissenting Opinion Edition
#2 - White Raspbeary Edition
#3 - Totally Busted Edition
#4 - Havana Good Time, Glad You're Not Here Edition
#5 - Right Hand to God Edition
#6 - Some Assembly Required Edition
#7 - Mad Hatter Edition
#8 - Chain of Fools Edition
#9 - Beyond Her Grasp Edition
#10 - Make Love, Not Jihad Edition
#11 - Are You There God? It's Me, Hugo Edition
#12 - Wake Up and Smell the Kofi Edition


Ear's to You Edition

Right Place Photo Caption Contest Hall of Glory


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The Conservative Cat
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