Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Captions Outrageous! Winners [The Scion, the Witch and the Saprobe Edition]

Announcing the winners of the 14th Right Place Photo Caption Contest of Season Two!

Thank you to one and all who participated!

Presenting the top 20+ captions for this picture from REUTERS/Shannon Stapleton via Yahoo!

Mr. Right Says:

"Where will you be when your laxative starts working?"


-- Hillary tries to avoid throwing up at the notion that Chuck is the senior Senator from New York.


-- That is exactly the face you'd expect someone to make when sandwiched between a Schumer and a Cuomo.

-- Hillary continues her campaign strategy of looking to the right while standing to the left of Chuck Schumer.


-- "Aww, Chuck, it does smell like sulphur!"

the man

-- "...And then, he's making this face and blubbering in that dumb cracker accent 'Ah didn't know it counted as sex.' So, I kicked him in the groin until I felt better."

V the K

-- HILLARY: "How come I have to hold the bag of illegal campaign contributions?"
CHUCK: "You carry the bagmoney because you're the JUNIOR Senator. Now quit pouting and suck it up, we gotta make it through security."

-- Hillary's sixth sense seemed to warn her of the approaching danger of Helen Thomas.

-- Looks like someone forgot to hit the little girls room before Ted Kennedy started his speech.

-- Wanna make yourself look smart? Hang around with stupid people!

-- Unfortunately, Hillary's lack of cooperation with Cindy Sheehan forced the Democrats to frog march her out of the party.



#10: So, two Jews and a Yankees fan walk into a bar...

Damian G.

#9: Hillary evaluates some candidates for the title of "Co-President."

Steve O

#8: Hillary Clinton, not unnaturally, mistakes Chuck Schumer for a cuspidor.


#7: "So, he said he 'tried' to kill bin Ladin. It's the same excuse he uses in the bedroom. 'I tried, Hillary'..."


#6: CHUCK: "Sorry, Hillary, I don't know the Heimlich Maneuver either."

Rodney Dill

#5: Hillary suddenly realizes she's much shorter without the broom.

The Random Yak

#4: "How did I get rid of Mark Warner? Let's just say a few hits of ecstasy, a sheep, and a hidden camera can do wonders for a politician's thought processes."

V the K

#3: Hillary turned in stunned amazement and saw what she thought she never would: Chuck Schumer with his mouth shut!


#2: "Okay, Chuck, there's four old ladies, a pack of handicapped Cub Scouts, and eight pregnant women between you and the TV camera. How many can you knock over?"

V the K

And the winning entry for this Caption Contest...

#1: "Told ya not to take a sip from Ted Kennedy's glass."

Rodney Dill

Bravo! Bravo!


#1 - Dissenting Opinion Edition
#2 - White Raspbeary Edition
#3 - Totally Busted Edition
#4 - Havana Good Time, Glad You're Not Here Edition
#5 - Right Hand to God Edition
#6 - Some Assembly Required Edition
#7 - Mad Hatter Edition
#8 - Chain of Fools Edition
#9 - Beyond Her Grasp Edition
#10 - Make Love, Not Jihad Edition
#11 - Are You There God? It's Me, Hugo Edition
#12 - Wake Up and Smell the Kofi Edition
#13 - I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire Edition


Heavy Medal Edition

Right Place Photo Caption Contest Hall of Glory

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