Tuesday, October 31, 2006

I'm with John Kerry! Screw the troops!

Well, well, well! It looks like a bunch of my fellow progressives have decided to crash this little nutroots outfit.

Now, I know that a lot of you Righties were "offended" by John Kerry's latest stroke of satirical genius. What the eff?

Dudes, Kerry was so funny! The only thing missing was a Hitler reference.

I think that this whole controversy could have been avoided had Kerry spoken at a first-grade level, one all of you morons can understand.


"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"George Bush is worse than Hitler!"

"(Sigh.) George Bush is worse than Hitler who?"

"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"

"That joke sucked!"


Okay, I'm getting a lot of guff about one of my fellow progressives daring to speak truth to power.

The fact is, Jim Webb is a patriot, but we'll forgive him anyway. In fact, he is so patriotic that as Secretary of the Navy under Ray-gun, he did a crappy job on purpose so he could be forced to resign from that air-head's Administration!

George Allen must be defeated, for he is the ultimate example of RethugliKKKan hypocrisy. I mean, first, the GOP supports sending naughty messages to teen-aged boys, and now they oppose fellating underage boys! Which is it, you prudes?

So remember folks: Vote early, vote often and SCREW YOU!!!

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